Chapter 421: Iron Female Samurai 18
What, still image packaging? You won't make a hair salon with a purple head and a green light, right?
Heinin was wheeled into the locker room.
There were two people waiting for her inside, first putting an artificial skin on her legs and arms, and then throwing her a set of clothes for her to change. Comb your hair and finish with makeup.
By the time Xining came out, he had already been tossed for an hour, and the other sparring partners and staff had arrived.
Brother Kun shouted in an exaggerated tone from the host on the field outside: "Now we solemnly introduce our newcomer, Sailor Moon!! ”
It's Sailor Moon again, and Xining just wants to complain. She strode straight out of the locker room, and suddenly everyone in front of her let out a sigh.
"Oh~"
"Wow~"
What do you mean? Xining looked at herself, a modified version of her short-skirted school uniform.
There are two buns on the left and right and tied with red ropes, well, it's Chun-Li's head.
Three layers of powder were smeared on his face.
I walked over to the mirror next to me and looked at myself. Sticking artificial skin on the hands and legs is really like that, and there is a feeling that the original body has returned. It's a pity that it's just a simulated skin, not a real skin.
This powder is smeared well, about the same thickness as the wall putty, and all the pimples on the face are smoothed, plus the original face shape of the owner is actually quite good, but the pimple mediocre girl is turned into a beautiful girl wearing a short skirt school uniform and combing Chunli's hair.
"Well, yes, pretty good!" Brother Kun was very satisfied, turned around and shouted, "Miyamoto, come here!" ”
Miyamoto's weapons are two modest katanas. Long knife offense, short knife defense, speed type.
In order to match the weapon, he also combed his balls and wore a kimono, but in Xining's opinion, this kimono was also a modified version, similar to a dark bathrobe. It's just that the front of this bathrobe is scalded with a golden tiger head, and the back is scalded with a dragon.
In fact, this guy is mostly Caucasian, with a high nose and green eyes, and he doesn't look like his name Miyamoto at all. But with small eyes and high cheekbones, he is as face-painted as Dr. Fu Manchu.
Miyamoto held a toothpick in his mouth, crossed his hands in his wide sleeves, and walked over with a smile: "Brother Kun, what's the matter?" ”
When Brother Kun saw it, he shouted: "Why haven't you put on makeup?" Hurry up, she's partnering with you today. That's right......"
Brother Kun remembered something: "Where's her weapon?" I told you to prepare. ”
The weapon was immediately retrieved, and Hinin was stuffed with two glittering golden diamond rings with bells in his hand.
Xining looked at the beautiful diamond ring in her hand, and her heart was galloping......
Make no mistake, can this thing be used as a weapon? You have to know what those samurai are holding, a five-meter-long broadsword, a one-meter-wide chainsaw, and an iron claw that can scratch the human heavenly spirit cover...... And this one in your hand, shake it, and you can beat it to the music.
Brother Kun knew what she was thinking: "Of course this is not a samurai's weapon, the sparring is just for everyone to watch the fun, you go to practice first, and then put on a few beautiful poses." ”
Then he instructed Miyamoto: "She has artificial skin on her arms and legs, and she will ...... later."
"Got it!" Miyamoto immediately understood: "I'll go put on makeup first." ”
Brother Kun turned to her: "Later, you will also perform a little bit." ”
Like a little ???
Before he could figure it out, Brother Kun went to greet the others again.
The fat and thin men are sitting next to them in their black and white striped prison uniforms, and the assistants are also helping them to dress up, and they also need to be on the scene today.
Black and white striped prison uniform...... What age is this? As early as 500 years ago, prison uniforms were navy blue or dark blue and dirt-resistant.
"Hi~" Xining raised her hand to say hello, but the fat man and the thin man ignored her and rolled their eyes.
It didn't matter, she shrugged.
"Grains of rice, grains of rice!" Leo went all the way to her, with a little dissatisfaction: "I called you, why don't you ignore me?" ”
"Grains of rice?" Xining smiled bitterly: "Big brother, my name is Miliana, not Mi Li." ”
Leo disagreed: "The rice grains are very good, so they are called rice grains." ”
Well, it's better than calling Sailor Moon: "What's the matter, bet on me for ten seconds today?" ”
"Are you going to bet on yourself to win or lose?" Leo's eyes gleamed with gold.
Xining held up a diamond ring with a bell and asked helplessly, "Can you win with this thing?" ”
This useless thing can be broken by Leo's hands as soon as he breaks it. Unless it was taken by Taishang Laojun, there is a mystery in it.
"Okay!" Leo picked up his phone: "Five coins, flat; Bet five more coins and win. ”
Leo smiled: "Anyway, if you die, I have the money to take, I made a small profit yesterday, and it doesn't matter if you lose." Remember, hold it for two minutes, and it's flat! ”
Xining sighed slightly: "Help me bet five coins to draw, and lose five coins." As long as I don't die, I can get some money. ”
Today, most of them are performances, and they can't be staged every day, and they also need to be adjusted.
Watching the prisoners played by the fat man, the thin man, and the little oil drum, when they are about to escape from prison, they are chased and killed by a chainsaw who plays the role of a robot janitor policeman, and Xining feels simply drunk.
Then there is the street thug played by Purple Head and Green Light, and when he goes to provoke, he is cut by the pork shop owner played by Crazy Knife.
Purple Head and Green Light hold the watermelon knife, and when the mad knife takes it out, they pretend to laugh wildly. As a result, the crazy knife hand shook, and the knife suddenly turned into a five-meter-long knife, and he was stunned. The audience erupted in laughter, laughing as the mad knife chased after the purple head and the green light.
Next up is her and Miyamoto.
The whole audience went dark, and a speed of light fell from the sky and hit the exit.
I heard the host outside comment: "In the dark night, Sailor Moon walked on the road......"
Brother Kun said behind him: "Perform well and add money!" With that, he pushed her out.
The phrase "perform well and add money" is undoubtedly a shot in the arm, and she was stimulated to be high-spirited at once, and she didn't care about her stupid appearance.
So she kept shaking the vajra ring, so that the bell above went out with a crisp sound.
I heard: "Suddenly, a man appeared in front of me!" ”
She stopped cooperatively, and a light came down in front of her, and Miyamoto stood on top of a wooden box with a long katana in a deep and windy posture.
After seeing it clearly, poof...... What the hell is this black eyeshadow? There was also a plaster on his lips.
Well, the whole arena is not just her dressed up in the middle two.
The host continued: "It turned out to be the enemy, but I saw Sailor Moon say ......"
Xining cooperated with the commentary and acted, using the standard posture of Sailor Moon "Destroying you on behalf of the moon", annotating the host's "sworn enemy of the family, come on".
Miyamoto slowly pulled out his katana, not to mention, without the hippie smile just now, it was completely a gloomy and cold image, and he was really a natural actor who was delayed by his samurai work.
After Miyamoto drew his katana, he held it in both hands, raised it high, roared, jumped down from the wooden box, and slashed at her.