Chapter 97: Drink too much and snore
Bet on your wife if there's anyone out there? And let me testify? Do you still want a face? You don't want it, what do I want? Under the influence of alcohol, Cai Gen couldn't control his anger anymore, and overturned the table, shouting,
"Why don't you me, what kind of calf? Why should I eat and drink, please come out of sin? ......”
Before Cai Gen finished venting his words, the moment he lifted the table, a loud noise in the sky interrupted him, and the table had not completely fallen to the ground.
This loud noise is thunder, in December, the winter in the Northeast, like the thunder of Liu Ying's mother that night, it is very recognizable, and it can be heard at once.
Cai Gen was stupid, he flipped the table by himself, did he need to be struck by lightning? Is it necessary to have such a big special effect?
Xiao Sun was also stunned, the bitter god is the bitter god, playing drunk and crazy, there are heavenly thunders echoing, is this the anger of the heavens and the resentment?
The other three people were also stunned, Cai Gen is usually very talkative, and generally does not lose his temper, today this is really urgent, and this huge thunder, the overall effect is very shocking.
The table overturned, the heavy frying pan flew out, the fish in the pot was not wasted at all, it was all poured on Xiaoqiang and the flies, and the soup was very embarrassing.
Cai Gen was so frightened by the loud thunder that he sobered up, and then regretted his impulse just now, but these two people were too much.
In order not to reverse the plot, Cai Gen still remained angry, left, and after returning to the bar, he lay on the marching bed.
Xiao Sun hurriedly crawled to the bathroom to get a mop and clean up the battlefield.
After they lifted the table, they saw that Cai Gen was really angry, and said stupidly,
"Lao Gen, let's go, come back tomorrow."
And then they were all gone.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, after a long while, Cai Gen got up, came to the dining table just now, and looked at the broken wine cups and rice bowls in the trash can, and his heart was like a knife.
The clay bowl is not very expensive, the imported liquor cup, a more than ten yuan, broken 2, more than 20 gone, impulsive is gone, light a cigarette, leisurely ask the little grandson,
"Xiao Sun, was I impulsive just now?"
Xiao Sun said angrily while mopping the floor,
"Third uncle, when I said that his wife had someone, I wanted to lift the table, but I didn't dare, you can endure it for so long, you are very self-contained."
was recognized ideologically, and Cai Gen felt a little better, because he hated people who were drunk and crazy the most, and the wine was not good, and his character was even worse.
"That sound just now, it's a serious thunder, is it splitting people?"
Xiao Sun stopped what he was doing, and said very seriously and surely,
"It must be thunder, not a gun, as for whether he is serious or not, I can't say, I'm afraid of being hacked."
What's going on lately, the quiet town is always dead, and there is always thunder, it's really not peaceful.
lit a cigarette, took a puff, was very irritable, and handed it to Xiao Sun,
"Okay, clean up and go to bed, I don't want to smoke anymore, you smoke it, don't waste it."
After speaking, he got up and returned to the marching bed behind the bar.
Xiao Sun took the cigarette and was thinking, this cigarette fart is very precious, the third uncle gave it, I don't know how many gods and ghosts I want to envy and die, but I died of lung cancer in my last life, from the time I was examined to death, more than three months, and I died in my twenties.
On the other hand, maybe it's because you don't smoke when you die so quickly? The third uncle was saving me, and after thinking about it, he happily smoked a fart.
After tidying up the house, I was about to lock the door and turn off the lights, when the door opened and the bell rang.
As soon as Xiao Sun looked at people, he shouted helplessly,
"Third uncle, get up and work overtime, come to live."
Cai Gen had just fallen asleep, and when he heard Xiao Sun's shouting, he turned over and complained,
"You're going to fix it, I'm drunk."
didn't answer directly, came to Cai Gen's side, pulled Cai Gen,
"Third uncle, get up and take a look, I can't fix this job, it's still steaming."
His head was very confused, and Cai Gen didn't understand what work Xiao Sun couldn't do, and he didn't understand what it meant to be hot.
But he was still pulled up by Xiao Sun, half-open and misty eyes, looked at the door, and began to suspect that he was hallucinating after drinking.
There are two people standing in the doorway, right? Not so sure.
One is a disheveled, 20-year-old girl, good-looking and in good shape, a bit like a cute person who cheats her own money.
One was charcoal in the shape of a human, charred and black, and really smoking, as if it had just been burned.
Cai Gen stood a little unsteadily, holding the bar, sitting at the table next to the bar, holding his head with his hands, and he didn't feel scared at all.
Seeing that it was indeed cute, I remembered the 15 yuan in my heart, let's do it, let's die, and pit me for 15 yuan, and shouted directly,
"Thank you for being uneasy, you come in, I can't take these two jobs."
With the shouting, Xie Buyi took Xiao Qi into the house, and said flatteringly,
"Cai Dashen, why can't you take it, just die, I'll bring it fresh for you, two people, 20 yuan, a meal."
Cai Gen was a little struggling to support his head with his hands, and from time to time he leaned left and right, and said vaguely,
"That woman, cheat my money, not a good person, that charcoal, it's thunder, right, and the goods that have been struck by lightning also want benevolence? I don't make any money for these two. ”
Charcoal wanted to speak, but when he opened his mouth, there was only a puff of green smoke, which is not even sign language, it is smoke language, and it is Jiangnan.
Meng Meng was not happy, staring at Xie uneasy,
"What are you bringing me here for, didn't I cheat this stinky takeaway for more than ten yuan? Why am I not a good person? I'm a good person or a bad person, and I use him to say? ”
This is very polite, but it is full of noise in Cai Gen's ears, and he didn't listen to a word, and when he was confused, the noise in his ears made people very irritable, and he shouted,
"Don't beep,, I'm sleeping......"
Xie was startled by Cai Gen's shout, and hurriedly reprimanded the two newly dead spirits,
"This is the Northeast Office of the Prefecture, simplifying the service process, flat management, you must come here to complain before going to the Prefecture, which of you two will say it first, this is the rule."
Black Charcoal wanted to speak, but his tongue was burned out, and his mouth was full of black smoke, and he couldn't snatch it.
Meng Meng sat opposite Cai Gen, thinking, I'm dead anyway, come according to the rules, it doesn't matter what I say,
"I, I was strangled to death by Wang Yongfu, this is a bit unjust, but I led the thunder to chop him to death, and I don't have any grievances in my heart."
"When I was a child, my dad went to jail when I was six years old, and it was only my mom ...... at that time."
As soon as he said this, Cai Gen's snoring sounded, and he crawled on the table, propped his head, and fell asleep.
This snoring is very loud, and Meng Meng can't even hear herself.
This is too much to take me seriously, I abide by the rules, and tell you from the bottom of my heart and lungs about my childhood, what does it mean that you are asleep?
Meng Meng, who is used to flying and domineering, became angry when he saw this situation, I let you sleep, I let you look down on Ling, and raised his hand to Cai Gen's head.