Chapter 942: How Did the Year Come About?

If these are nothing, Cai Gen can endure it, after all, people have different values.

But when it comes to entering the industry, my wife Yuanyuan can't bear it.

Don't you know what line of work you have?

Could it be that Tong Aiguo calculated that his longevity was at the end of his life and was anxious to find a successor?

Even if Tuan Tuan does your job in the future, you have to continue your mother's fragrant root, what's the matter with taking over your shift.

Cai Gen was dissatisfied, and he couldn't say it directly on this occasion.

Seeing that Yuanyuan's face was no longer good-looking, he hurriedly gave Xiao Sun a look and asked him to scare Duan Xiaohong.

However, Xiao Sun hadn't spoken yet, Tuan Tuan spoke first.

"Aunt Duan, I took the double hundred exam this year, and there are more than ten double hundred in my class.

The question is too simple, I can't open the gap, and I can't show it.

I'm blind with all my knowledge, culture, and knowledge. ”

Well, it looks like my son's study, my wife is doing a good job, and she is making rapid progress, which makes him a cow.

Cai Gengang wanted to praise a few words, but Cai Tuantuan continued.

"Aunt Duan, do you have a partner?

It's almost thirty, right?

Don't worry if you don't have a partner, you can't force it.

I don't have a partner, I think I'm alone, but it's actually quite good.

It's just that I'm always called a single dog, and it doesn't sound good. ”

Beautiful, these few words, Cai Gen wanted to applaud.

Is a ten-year-old child in such a hurry?

Every sentence pierces the heart, revealing the essence, you are a potato, a single dog.

After the group talked, everyone burst into laughter, and was amused by the child's words.

However, after laughing and covering her face, it was not only Duan Xiaohong who was uncomfortable.

Other single comrades also began to consciously and automatically take their seats, and their laughter began to be unnatural.

The first to react was Shi Huozhu, and he quickly explained.

"I have a partner, baby dear."

Xiao Er thought of Hu Xiaocao, and he didn't know if he was a target, but they all worked hard for each other anyway.

"I have a partner too, long-distance relationship."

The whistling cat under the table unconsciously looked sad, he is not a single dog, he should be regarded as a widower, my poor big white yo.

Zhen Shuiyin didn't speak, and looked at Xiao Sun with a red face.

Xiao Sun pretended not to see it, the third uncle's eyes had not expired, and hurriedly asked Duan Xiaohong.

"Tuan Tuan asked you, do you have a partner?"

Duan Xiaohong was about to tell the village chief's son about the wine, but was interrupted by Xiao Sun in time.

"Don't talk about the son of your village chief's family, who wouldn't make it up, just ask if you have a partner?"

Seeing that Duan Xiaohong is about to be annoyed and angry, this thing doesn't care about the occasion when he plays a donkey, right?

Cai Gen hurriedly played a round game, he couldn't talk to death, he could only train his son.

"Tuan Tuan, what a dog is not a dog, that's a personal attack.

It's not okay to laugh at yourself, don't mention it again in the future, it's very rude. ”

Tuan Tuan was strongly characterized by Cai Gen, but he was still a little unconvinced, and a wave of anger was about to form from his eyes.

But fortunately, a gentle white light soothed all the resentment, and he nodded gently.

"Well, I won't talk about it later.

Aunt Duan, I was wrong, I'm sorry. ”

Seeing that Tuan Tuan was soft, Duan Xiaohong became energetic, trying to get back from a ten-year-old child.

"Tuan Tuan, it's okay, I'm not afraid of you.

I'm single, I'm incapacitated, I'll admit it.

Then if you talk about a belly of knowledge, you can't be seen by two hundred, I don't believe it. ”

Seeing that he couldn't suppress the white light, Cai Tuantuan was also energetic.

"Why do you believe it?"

Duan Xiaohong listened to the sound of firecrackers outside and improvised his mind.

"Today's New Year, tell me, how did this year come about?"

Well, where did the year come about?

Cai Gen felt that Duan Xiaohong was not taking the test for her son, and she must not know it herself, because Cai Gen also didn't know.

When you grow so big, you know about the New Year, but I haven't really studied how the New Year came about, it's just a custom, a habit.

Thinking about it this way, it's a bit unfair to the New Year, I only know the New Year, I don't know what the New Year is, it's too hurtful.

was asked this question by Duan Xiaohong, Tuan Tuan and his wife Yuanyuan glanced at each other and smiled confidently.

When Cai Gen saw this scene, he instantly understood, could it be that Duan Xiaohong hit the muzzle of the gun?

My wife's after-school class teaches Tong Ming's class, and it has been in the industry for 5,000 years, how can my son be stumped by such a question?

I saw Tuan Tuan get up and leave the table, walked to the center of the store, felt that he was not used to not having a microphone, and casually picked up a beer bottle from the ground and temporarily used it as a microphone.

Ready, emotionally in place, and finally exchanged a confident look with the old lady Yuanyuan and started his performance.

"Elders, happy New Year, everyone.

My name is Cai Tuantuan, and what I am here to share with you today is the origin of the 5,000-year-old history.

Here the applause can be heard. ”

After speaking, Cai Tuantuan bowed to the elders at the dinner table.

Cai Gen looked stupid, was this a rehearsal?

Could it be that this is a show deliberately arranged by his wife Yuanyuan?

This routine, this control of the scene, and this sense of ritual are definitely deliberately arranged, at least rehearsed.

Looking at his wife suspiciously, Yuanyuan nodded lightly to Cai Gen, confirmed.

After everyone's applause, Cai Tuantuan seemed to be nervous for a moment and forgot his words, and looked at the old lady for help.

Yuanyuan's mouth didn't make a sound, and he put on a "words" lip shape.

Tuan Tuan suddenly realized, with a beginning, the following is familiar.

"That, that's right, it's right, it's said that at the beginning of heaven and earth, there are no years in the chaos, no time and no space.

After opening the world, there are Taiji to give birth to two instruments, two instruments to give birth to four elephants, four elephants to give birth to gossip, gossip to give birth to all things, there is space, is the universe.

The ancestor of all things is Tai Chi, and Tai Chi is so great, ah. ”

Cai Tuantuan paused, as if he was reciting words.

"Xi and the birth of ten days, Chang Xi born December, the sun and the moon are on duty, day and night alternate, there is time, it is called the universe.

Xihe and Chang Xi are so great, they have become the parents of time, ah.

From then on, the universe was born, ah. ”

Another pause, is it for applause?

Cai Gen took the lead in applauding quickly, although he didn't know what his son was talking about.

Anyway, it's like a slip of the tongue, and it sounds like that's what it is.

After everyone applauded again, this time Tuan Tuan did not forget his words and continued his performance.

"After the space appeared, the Heavenly Dao derived the Eastern Green Dragon, the Western White Tiger, the Southern Vermilion Bird, the Northern Xuanwu, and the four great spirit beasts.

After the time appeared, the Heavenly Dao derived the Golden Crow and the Jade Rabbit, two origin divine beasts.

The six small animals represent space and time, and the happiness of life is boundless. ”

After saying these few words, Cai Gen felt that this was beyond the scope of five thousand years of teaching.

Wife Yuanyuan, what is this teaching?

What is the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, and the old cow is in the waist?

See too much, right?

Why do you still integrate all the myths into it?

Could it be a small stove specially opened for his son?

Life is boundless, think too much, right?

A little off track?

Combined with his wife's identity as a horse fairy, Cai Gen felt that it was not very reliable.

If my son is going to develop such a worldview, what will he do in the future?