Chapter 505: Big Noodles
Sober up in an instant, in case this cargo tide leaves traces, Huang Ping and they can track themselves at once.
Or, this is not a trend, what nuclear bomb code has been cracked?
Then save him from holding the basin of water, and the world will be over.
Hurry up and nip this possibility in the bud,
"Maomao, you can entertain and chat and prank, you can't do anything that violates the law and discipline,
Otherwise, the world will be chaotic, and I won't be able to live. ”
Although it was difficult, Lang Li's head still made a look of disdain,
"Master, why are you still so timid?
It really hasn't changed at all, Cheng, Maomao still remembers our rules. ”
Propriety? Mao Mao and the bitter god still have rules?
Cai Gen was curious,
"Do you really remember? Say it again, prove it. ”
Maomao replied very naturally, as if deeply engraved in his bones,
"The rules are to abide by the rules at all times, to maintain the rules at all times, and not to break the rules."
Tongue twisters? It's as if he didn't say it, Cai Gen listened to the circle,
"What rules do you need to follow? What rules do you maintain? ”
Mao Mao was stunned and stunned for a long time,
"Master, you set the rules, have you forgotten?"
To be exact, it's determined by the bitter gods, right? Cai Gen really didn't know, or forgot,
"And what rules do I have?"
Mao Mao controlled the waves and rolled his eyes, although it was not very obvious,
"What rules do you make, how do I know?"
It's over, stuck in a logical loop.
Cai Gen felt that his vocabulary and IQ could not solve the current predicament.
decided to change the subject,
"Can you sense what's going on near Changbai San? Did Naqi leave the resort for life? ”
One of Maomao's tentacles suddenly opened the wrong web page, and a sound came, and it was closed again in an instant.
"This pop-up window is so annoying, it always pops up and scares Maomao.
What can you do with 10,000 knives? I really don't know what to think.
The donkey went into the mountains two days ago, and I beat the demon away, and now it is not near Changbai San. ”
Naqi can really Huo Huo, or Mao Mao can cure him, so he has already left, why hasn't he come back yet?
Cai Gen was a little worried,
"Maomao, remember, don't break the law, I'll hang up if it's okay, you have a good rest."
Mao Mao suddenly became nervous, and the mobile phone shone on the body, staring at the big scary eyes,
"Master, Mao Mao doesn't break the law and discipline, don't you die, okay?
If you die, Mao Mao will not lift the pot, and Mao Mao will let the world destroy with you. ”
This is a bit unexpected, why give Maomao such a misunderstanding? Cai Gen is a little blindsided,
"Maomao, don't get excited, I'm not dead, I don't want to die, I won't die, don't always scare me with the destruction of the world."
Seeing that Cai Gen said seriously, Mao Mao seemed to be relieved,
"You just said that you hung up first, I thought what you said was hanging, is what I saw on the Internet?"
Dizzy, as the old saying goes, life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
It seems that Maomao has also heard this old saying, which is very bad and easy to misunderstand.
"I mean, I'll hang up first, no, let's end the video call, okay?"
This time, Mao Mao understood very thoroughly, and without saying goodbye, he turned off the video.
Hey, this day, it's too worrying, Cai Gen feels that for the sake of world peace, he must take good care of his body and live a long life.
As soon as the bell rang, the door opened.
Cai Gen hurriedly got up and saw that Xiao Sun was back, and the takeaway bag was still bulging.
Was it returned?
Is Long Er having had enough of a good life?
Refusal to order food is a big hatred, and this is a big, big hatred in Cai Gen.
"Little Sun, didn't it go well?"
Xiao Sun put the takeaway bag on the table,
"No, the food delivery went smoothly, and the cigarettes were sold for ten yuan, which is the game I caught on the road."
Game? Catching game in the city? Small animals caught in the field are called game, right?
"What game? It can't be someone else's lost pet, right?
Xiao Sun, recently we have been eating a little vegetarian, but this pork is indeed a bit expensive, tomorrow we will eat chicken,
It's better to let other people's pets go, it's too cruel. ”
Xiao Sun opened the takeaway bag and threw the contents to the ground.
"Third uncle, who is raising this thing? How perverted is that?
Besides, it's not a normal creature. ”
Cai Gen looked at the ground, wasn't the one-eared little pig he had seen twice lying on his stomach?
The last time I saw that, I was eaten by the uncle who asked for food, why is this still there?
Is there more than one thing?
The little pig on the ground seemed to have been knocked unconscious by Xiao Sun, lying on the ground motionless.
"Little Sun, do you know what this is? Do you still dare to eat?
I saw him yesterday, at the gate of our community, he seems to be able to steal souls.
But the one I met has been wiped out, where did you catch it? ”
Xiao Sun said while changing clothes,
"I didn't look at it, but I was riding a battery car on the road, and this cargo went straight into the wheel of my car, and I kicked it and brought it back.
It doesn't look like a spirit, and it can be invisible, so I thought about the recent increase in the price of pork, and brought it back to see if it could be eaten.
In case I can eat it, I'll catch it again, there's still it outside, and I saw it on the way back. ”
After speaking, Xiao Sun went to the back kitchen and took out the bone chopping knife, squatted down and cut at the little pig.
Cai Gen closed his eyes in fright, it was too bloody, who killed pigs with a bone chopping knife?
Hearing a clang, the bone chopper slashed on the floor, sparks splashed, and the one-eared pig was pretending to be dizzy, and ran towards the door of the store with agility.
Before Cai Gen and Xiao Sun could react, the little pig hit the glass door, and the colorful things splashed all over the glass door.
Looking at the little piggy, the dead body fell to the ground, the head had been shattered, and a foul smell spread.
How strong is this desire to survive?
How hard did it take to escape?
Seeing the green liquid flowing from the piglet's body, Cai Gen was nauseated,
"Hurry up and throw it out, I won't eat anything of this color, I'd rather be vegetarian."
Xiao Sun also saw the green whirring, which was a pity, but he still obediently threw the one-eared pig out.
The one-eared pig on the side of the trash can probably felt that Xiao Sun had gone away, and the threat was lifted, so he quickly turned over and stood up.
The wound on his head had already healed, and he didn't dare to look back, and the little short leg smashed quickly, quickly disappearing into the darkness.
This thing can not only pretend to be stunned, but also pretend to be dead, and its acting skills are amazing.
Xiao Sun was very annoyed, regretting that he hadn't cut a few knives just now and was blinded.
Cai Gen was still looking, and saw Xiao Lynx dressed in green liquid, carrying a pig's head, and walked into the light.
The eyes are sharp, the claws are sharp, and the stride is powerful.
walked to the door of the store, threw the head of the one-eared pig to the side of the trash can, glanced at Xiao Sun with contempt, and ran quickly to the constellation house.
Xiao Tmall is playing handsome, Cai Gen knows that the reason why he didn't enter the house to scare his little grandson and give up this opportunity,
It must have been so smelly that I had to go back to the shower.
According to the stinking estimate just now, Xiao Lynx must have regretted letting the blood of the one-eared pig be sprinkled.