Chapter 300: Hum Ha Second General

When Xiao Lynx walked to the door one meter in front of the door, the mutation protruded, and a golden light shone out from the dilapidated door, and the relief on the door walked down, yes, it was just so directly walked out, step by step, when he walked to the ground, he was already the size of an ordinary person, a little taller than an ordinary person, about two meters.

Two big men, with buns in ancient costumes, ** upper body, tendons and flesh, one with very dark skin, the other with very white skin, both with a full beard, leopard eyes are round, and they are very vicious.

The black-faced man glared at Xiao Lynx, and it was a sound

"Hmph"

A stream of white gas erupted from his mouth and rushed straight at the roaring cat.

The white-faced man was not idle, he also stared at the howling cat, and said casually,

"Hah"

A stream of yellow gas also erupted from his mouth, and the target was still Xiao Lynx.

Feeling the tone of the two muscular men, Xiao Lynx covered his nose, his face was full of disgust, but he was not hurt in any way, and he didn't see his soul scattered.

Could it be that the Howling Cat is immune to these two things? It should be, Xiao Lynx has a lot of research on souls, and it is easy not to be hurt by souls.

I don't know what other skills these two big men have, if they really do it, in this narrow space, Cai Gen is really not sure to take down these two bodybuilders.

"Hmph"

"Hah"

"Hmph"

"Hah"

"Who is it? Send you to me. ”

"It's the round moon and the bright moon."

Cai Gen almost fell down when he heard this, why is this still a talent show? Is it just humming?

The two lyrics were sung so naturally from the mouths of the two muscular hunks, and with a large dance move, Tianzhu Fan walked up.

Xiao Lynx covered his head and said weakly,

"Zheng Lun, Chen Qi, why are you two here? Scared the hell out of me. ”

The muscular man stopped the exotic dance, the ferocity on his face was long gone, and he sat on the ground in front of Xiao Lynx to alleviate the incongruity caused by the height difference.

The black-faced man said excitedly,

"Brother Tian, you want to kill me, last time you said goodbye, it's been a thousand years now, right?"

The white-faced man also said happily,

"Brother Tian, Aaron and I always mention that the three of us live here like a year in the despicable and obscene days above."

This, is this really not talking, or is it telling the truth? When Cai Gen heard this, what kind of friends did he make on it?

"Xiaotian, are these two your friends?"

Xiao Lynx knew that he didn't take the initiative to introduce, Cai Gen was picking on it, why was this person so careful? Hurry up and squeeze out a warm smile,

"Master, they are called Hum Ha Erjun on the top, the black-faced one is called Zheng Lun, and the white-faced one is called Chen Qi, not my friend, it's my little brother, who messed with me on the top."

Master? Zheng Lun and Chen Qi looked at Cai Gen, this is not like three eyes? Looking at the head shape, is it more like a head, is it also a disciple of Buddhism?

Zheng Lun is more anxious,

"Brother Tian, have you changed your master again? Have you also entered the Buddha's Gate? Great, we're together again. “

Chen Qi echoed,

"Yes, Brother Tian, at that time, it was said that there was no future with the three eyes, which great bodhisattva is this?"

Xiao Lynx looked embarrassed, and said that he had no discipline and loyalty, and quickly explained,

"No, I didn't enter the Buddha Gate, this great god is called Cai Gen, and now he is my master."

Introduced like this, the second general didn't understand, Zheng Lun and Chen Qi hurriedly got up and bowed to Cai Gen,

"Dare to ask this Cai Dashen, where are you?"

"yes, I haven't heard of your name before."

Hum Ha Er General is still relatively familiar in Cai Gen's ears, he is a celebrity, he is so polite, Cai Gen also symbolically returned a salute,

"First time meeting, hello, I'm not on either side, I'm on my own side."

This explanation is powerful, throughout the history of the immortals, there are gangs and factions, and those who are good at themselves are either killed or killed, and I haven't heard of it on the side, Hum Ha Er will look at Xiao Lynx suspiciously, hoping that he will explain.

Xiao Lynx feels that Cai Gen is blowing a little big, but if you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong, it is indeed not on either side,

"My master is on his own, this can't be wrong, you should know what it means, right? By the way, why are you here to guard the door of the Heavenly Society? ”

What do you mean? This hum and the second general really don't have any concept, but to be the master of his own boss, it's very powerful, and he must be respected.

Zheng Lun's mouth was more than Chen Qilisuo, and he began to complain to Xiao Lynx with a sad face.

"Brother Tian, you don't know, when the lottery was drawn, we had no money and no power, and we came down very early.

Chen Qi complained about his grievances,

"It's good to be a door, it's lively, although it's basking in the wind and the sun, but you can also receive some offerings, and you don't have to be so sinful. However, I met a half-hung feng shui gentleman, and he actually buried the two of us together, and this burial is hundreds of years. It's been dark for hundreds of years, and we're both stinking. ”

Cai Gen didn't quite understand, did he still need a door god in the tomb? That's a half-hung feng shui gentleman, it's just a big cow.

Zheng Lun's face was slightly better, but the resentment in his tone remained undiminished,

"Later, the tomb robbers dug it up, and they didn't sell it for many years, and our materials were not very good, and the appearance was not good."

Chen Qi added that next,

"Finally, it was discovered by the Heavenly Society, Lin Wo said, as long as I help her watch the door, the incense continues, and the two of us have no choice, just barely survive."

After listening to the ins and outs, Xiao Lynx sighed,

"You two are really embarrassed, the first sequence of Heavenly Court, the person on the list, just give people Buddhism to take care of the home? Or a basement? ”

The two of their brothers blushed when they were told by Xiao Lynx, and Zheng Lun reluctantly said,

"Compared with the slow death of no incense, we just want to survive, and there is no big evil party, what can we do?

Chen Qi suddenly stood up and regained his vicious temperament just now,

"I don't feel ashamed of taking people's money, eliminating disasters for others, eating people's offerings, and working for others. Think about it at the beginning, Brother Tian, aren't you also difficult to protect yourself? Didn't you do us any favors? ”

Zheng Lun pushed Chen Qi and reprimanded,

"Don't talk to Brother Tian like this, he didn't have a way at the beginning, but if there is a way out, he will also help us."

The argument between the two people made Xiao Lynx start to be ashamed, he really didn't have much ability to protect the two little brothers, and now the little brother is barely surviving, and he is still sneering, which is indeed a bit excessive,

"Okay, okay, I did have a problem at the beginning, didn't this come down too? It has also become a cat, worse than you, beaten and scolded every day, you are just watching the door, I am a pet for people, sometimes I am not as good as a pet. ”