Alvin soon returned to Prison Island, and Friga did not go with him.

The queen of Asgard was also determined to "extradite" Lorelei back to China, she approached Harvey to negotiate compensation for the families of the victims, and then waited quietly in Hell's Kitchen for Stark's super deodorant.

This is the difference Alvin has made to the planet!

How could Asgard negotiate such a thing with you in the past?

Just say hello and take someone away, and you have to go out to deliver it, this is the normal procedure.

The greatest value of a super-strongman with strategic deterrence is actually here!

Here's why Harvey keeps putting himself in Hell's Kitchen.

Without the shroud of Alvin's aura, he, the alien ambassador, is not as useful as people think, and at least he can't speak at all.

When Alvin returned to Prison Island, it was dinner time, and he watched little Ginny and the "captain" snoring and eating pasta, and the red tomato sauce in it made Alvin a little unappetizing.

Little Ginny saw Alvin walk in, and the enthusiastic girl waved her fork and trotted over to greet Alwin.

"Gnawed" on Dad's face with a "bloody mouth", and Little Ginny exclaimed excitedly: "Dad, you went to Times Square to release a stink bomb, right?"

You should have taken me with you, Michelangelo they haven't let me play with skunk bombs, you should have let me throw stink bombs......"

When little Ginny spoke, little Morgan, who was drinking milk, seemed to be helping the young lady, knocking the empty bottle on the chair and "banging" at the same time.

Stark tried to snatch the murder weapon from little Morgan's hand several times, but was finally repelled by the brave little princess, and the splashed milk residue was still a bit lethal to Stark, who had a little bit of cleanliness.

This third-rate dad who has to use sunglasses to act every time he changes little Morgan's diapers will always look extremely powerless in the face of Morgan like a little bully.

Faced with the uncontrollable nature of his own girl, Stark looked at Alvin a little helplessly and said, "Man, we need to discuss a countermeasure, otherwise the world will suffer when these two girls grow up!"

I think it's our responsibility to train a lady! ”

Alvin squeezed his eyes at little Ginny, then found a slightly cleaner spot on her face and kissed her, saying, "My baby will be what she wants to be, but a good girl can't always think about fighting......"

Little Ginny may also know that she is not a lady's material, she is a little embarrassed and said with a bitter face: "Dad, what if someone bullies me?" ”

Alvin listened to the expression "fiercely" and put his forehead against little Ginny's forehead, and said: "Then hit his nose, if it doesn't work, notify Dad, and Dad will break his leg." ”

Little Ginny happily held Alvin's face and said with a smile: "Then what if someone bullies little Morgan?" ”

Alvin glanced at Stark, who had a strange expression, and said, "That also crooked his nose......

But your godfather needs a 'lady', maybe he has something else in mind! ”

Little Morgan seemed to feel Alvin's slander against herself, she angrily waved the bottle and yelled at Stark "oh oh" to drive away the father who didn't love her, and then opened her arms in the direction of Little Ginny, "babbling" in alien language......

Little Ginny received the baby's call, and she broke free from Alvin and trotted all the way to little Morgan's side.

Then a small flower face stained with ketchup and a fleshy little face came together to create another flower face......

Stark looked at the little Morgan who had just been whitewashed for a long time and was getting dirty again, and the little girl seemed to like the current state very much.

Faced with this situation, Stark looked at Alvin helplessly and said, "It seems that my ideal cannot be realized, right?" ”

Saying that, Stark walked to little Morgan's side with a sad face, consciously brushed her thinning hair to reveal a red and swollen mark, and then squinted at Alvin and didn't speak......

Alvin understands this, it seems that the young lady occasionally makes mistakes when taking care of her sister, which makes Stark's father a little distressed.

After walking over and touching the door of little Morgan's head, and finding that the problem was not big, Alvin spread his hands apologetically and said, "It's not a big problem, maybe we can look at the problem from another angle......

Well, little Morgan will be a strong girl in the future......"

Saying that, Alvin looked at Stark, who was full of fatherly love, and said with a smile: "Okay man, I apologize for little Ginny!"

She'll be careful, at least I haven't seen her repeat the same mistake and hurt any of her friends. ”

Stark watched little Ginny hug little Morgan's head and giggle and "talk" with her, he shook his head helplessly, and said, "You're right, our Captain Ginny will always be kind to her first mate!"

Oh my God, what's going on in the minds of kids right now?

Nick's little bastard made a sailor recruitment form and passed it to Ginny, who not only signed it himself, but also took Morgan's hand and pressed a handprint. ”

Alvin laughed and said, "These are all problems caused by Jack Sparrow, you should give them a warning."

It's better for that gold-toothed sissy to do something positive than to be like the mouse in 'Tom and Jerry' who keeps doing stupid things......"

Stark shook his head helplessly and said, "Yes, we should spend a little more time with the kids, or they'll be taught to be fools by those fucking movies and cartoons."

Why don't we seem to have these problems, did you want to be a pirate when you were a kid? ”

Alvin thought for a moment and said, "I don't remember much, because it's hard to have unrealistic ideals when there is material scarcity.

In that case, a true ideal must be born and will be put into action!

What about you? You've got it!

Because your living conditions will make you no longer satisfied with your current spiritual life, a somewhat bizarre ideal is actually quite normal! ”

Stark shook his head a little awkwardly and said, "I used to fantasize that a little man with a green toad's mouth would come and tell me, 'The Force is with you!'" ’”

Saying that, Stark waved his hand as if to drive away the funny wish, and then said in a low voice: "I fantasized about being a superhero like Steve Rogers when I was a child, and then I wanted to be like my father, and then I just wanted to be myself......"

Alvin wanted to imitate Master Yoda and read two lines to tease Stark, but his words turned to Steve and Stark Sr., which made Alvin a little unsure of what to do.

After hesitating for a moment, Alvin shook his head with a smile and said, "It's all too much to eat!"

I have always believed that there should be three stages for people, 'survival', 'life', and 'enjoyment of life'......

I've been lucky enough to get into the 'enjoy life' phase, maybe because I'm not smart enough or something, but I always feel like I'm a bit more open than you guys. ”

Stark looked at Alvin with some amusement and said, "That's why you often play stupid?" Are there things you pretend you can't see and not think about them? ”

Alvin laughed when he heard this, and said a little proudly: "You don't understand, this is the highest level of Chinese people's life and socialization, 'rare and confused'!"

Ingenuity should not be a burden to us, but a help for us to enjoy life.

I sometimes feel a little selfish because I don't want to make other people feel better if I'm having a bad time, haha......"

Alvin's words made Stark suddenly think of the stink bomb attack, he stepped aside and turned on the TV, pointed to the news playing on it, laughed and said, "This is the consequence of making you have a bad life?" ”

Watching a blonde live reporter on TV spit out in front of the camera as soon as he said two words, Stark's tears of laughter came out......

Today, Alvin's fucking move, combined with Lorelei's special features, wiped out all the men in the media outlets stationed in New York at once, and now only a few brave female reporters are still reporting on the front lines.

But no one has ever been within 500 meters of Macy's, even though the New York fire brigade has tried to flush the entire Times Square twice......

Their approach didn't have much real effect other than to spread the stench down the drain for a few blocks.

New York City Mayor Donald Depp has gone crazy and entered the area with a hilarious 30-piece 'wash, scissor blow' in the company of a photographer wearing a gas mask.

The Facebook mayor claims to be going to give the damn mutants a little bit of a good look.

As a result, before he could walk into Macy's, he was fainted by the stench, and he had not forgotten to vomit his expensive suit......

When Duke and the others were fully armed to crush out the mutants who had vomited so much that they were weak, no one remembered what the media had said this morning that they had defined as terrorists.

It's so miserable!

Two of the guys couldn't even take their tongues back, and every drop of liquid in their intestines was spit out, so they kept pouring water on themselves for artificial gastric lavage, otherwise they were worried that they would vomit out the internal organs!

Where is this terrorist? This is a bunch of poor people who have been affected by the pond fish!

By the time Director George blushed and put the black cauldron on Lorelai's alien woman, those hapless mutants no one cared about them anymore......

An alien woman attacks the center of New York with a biological weapon, which is a serious interstellar diplomacy incident......

When Director George announced that he would protest against Asgard and demand compensation, the entire media circle was shaken.

When did humans become so tough?

While we were still active in the atmosphere, one of our police chiefs dared to protest against the aliens who were high up and claim compensation......

Compared to these, those so-called mutant robbers are just small internal contradictions among the people, and New York is a place where the mutant bill is over, and the trial of them according to the law will be over.

But if Director George had indeed made a claim like Asgard and succeeded, it would have been a landmark victory in the history of human diplomacy......