Chapter 1297: Civil War 1
Steve's yelling quiets the scene for a moment!
The legendary Captain America has had enough of today, and he hasn't had a smooth ride since he walked out of the Peace Hotel.
Being hunted down by all kinds of beauties along the way sounds glamorous, but only those who have actually experienced it will understand how painful it is.
"Bang~" A gunshot rang out.
Steve shrewdly raised his shield to protect his chest and abdomen, and the bullet fired by the old agent Elizabeth made Steve, who was standing in the field unprepared, take a few steps back in embarrassment.
JJ struggled to remove a door panel from the confinement room and rushed to Steve's side against the boss's bullet, shouting, "Wow, it's so exciting today......
You can't believe that Frank fired several shots at Shirley just now, Shirley is already crazy......"
Steve was stunned for a moment, then a bullet hit the shield again and knocked him to the ground, he quickly shrunk himself behind JJ's body, then stood up straight and shouted, "That's enough, I don't have a combat suit, it's not fair!" ”
JJ looked back at Steve, who seemed to have suddenly become a little seedless, and said with a smile, "Dude, you're so embarrassed!"
Are you the one who is afraid of being shot? ”
As JJ spoke, Alvin and Little Ginny were shouting "boo" from the school building......
On the communicator, Alvin gloated, "Oh, Steve!
What's wrong with you? Are you afraid of pain?
Girls, give our captain a little space, and you're going to beat him to tears......"
As he spoke, Alvin changed his tone and shouted in Steve's direction in a voice that everyone could hear, "Hey, Steve, you're polite, these are girls......
Face-to-face combat is a man's forte, you are a fighter, but you can't ask the girls to be the same ...... as you."
Alvin asked himself that he had done his best, laughing and scolding, gags, and agitation, and sent the most dangerous Hela away.
If Frank still can't win, Alvin feels that the future of the "Gang of Men" is dark and bright......
When Alvin tried to provoke the "women enemies" to show up, a bullet hit the window frame next to his head......
Alvin, who was stunned for a moment, was silent for a few seconds, and then jumped to the foot of the communicator and scolded, "FUCK!
Rocket, is your squirrel useful?
You, the galaxy's number one bounty hunter, can only bully my unarmed students?
Or do you want me to dig you a gutter so that you can wash your paws and eat something before you can work? ”
Rocket Raccoon snuck up from the other side of the dormitory building, listening to Alvin's scolding in the communicator, the rocket who didn't dare to fight back, and fired a shock bomb at the old lady lying on the bear skin in the distance.
The blue lightning caused Elizabeth to lie on the bearskin, and one of the most dangerous snipers of the "women enemies" was put down.
Rocket Raccoon stood out from his hiding place, he pulled out his crotch in a rage, and then carried his big gun into the communicator and said, "500 pieces, remember to exchange them all for Skittles and whiskey......"
Saying that, Rocket Raccoon walked towards Elizabeth and said proudly: "You should hide yourselves, and Lord Rocket can earn all the money alone." ”
Just as Rocket Raccoon approached Elizabeth, the knocked down old lady suddenly turned over and raised her gun at Rocket Raccoon......
Her movements made the Rocket Raccoon jump to the side in shock, and then after landing, the Rocket Raccoon sadly found that there was a trap on the ground.
His foot had stepped on a crushed mine, and now he would be blown over by the vicious mine if he moved.
Elizabeth stood up and took off her expensive fur, revealing the black combat suit inside, which was obviously insulated, and withstood the old lady's shocking bullets from the rocket raccoon.
Smelling the burnt smell of the fur, the amorous old lady angrily threw away her pistol and fur.
She angrily carried the Hermes full of magazines, rushed over and smashed the head and face of the immobile rocket raccoon......
Rocket Raccoon screams as he smashes his hands above his head.
The hapless raccoon didn't scold until Elizabeth seemed to be a little angry, and said, "You sinister and cunning old woman is simply a madman......
Who will bury mines on their side?
I'm supposed to shoot you wrinkled-faced ugly bastard with the most powerful bullets......"
Elizabeth, who had already deflated, was stunned for a few seconds after hearing this, and then took out a grenade from Hermes, pulled out the safety and stuffed it into the mouth of the rocket raccoon.
Then the old lady, who was over 60 years old, used her physical strength and energy that was completely out of her age to brutally beat the hapless raccoon for 15 minutes......
The rocket raccoon, which did not dare to move, was like an abused puppy, squatting on the ground and holding its head, making a miserable "uh-uh-uh" scream......
Elizabeth didn't know if she was tired or what, she stopped and looked at the Rocket Raccoon with messy fur, rubbed his scalp a little bit, and said, "Oh, poor little thing......"
The Rocket Raccoon, who had suffered enough, thought he had a chance to get out of trouble.
He pretended to open his dark eyes with a grenade, and looked at the old lady who suddenly became "kind" with "helpless" eyes, as if begging her to be kind and let him go.
As a result, Elizabeth rubbed the hair on the back of Rocket's neck as if she hadn't seen it, and muttered to herself: "The color is not suitable for a scarf, maybe you can consider making a pair of boots."
Italian fur tanning techniques should make it soft......"
Saying that, Elizabeth looked at the frightened expression of the rocket raccoon, she pursed her lips and smiled, and then took out the grenade in his mouth and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm joking with you."
You're actually pretty cute......
Rocket Raccoon looked at Elizabeth's hand, which was safe to burst at any moment, and the mine under her feet, grinned, "Your reaction to cute things is a bit unexpected......"
Elizabeth suddenly lost interest in the game when she heard this, she threw the grenade in her hand aside, and then said with some interest: "You're right, people like us have been trained since childhood to resist temptation.
It cost us a lot of fun......"
As she spoke, Elizabeth looked at the rocket raccoon whose eyes were staring at the grenade, and said with a smile: "If you can get rid of your foul mouth full of swearing, I would like to invite you to my house as a guest."
Maybe I should consider getting a pet, you should be able to give me a little reference......"
Seeing that the grenade emitted a puff of green smoke and "poof" to complete the joking "explosion", Rocket Raccoon covered his face and said sadly: "This is fake? ”
Saying that, the rocket raccoon looked down at the mine under his feet and said, "This is also fake?" ”
Elizabeth watched the Rocket Raccoon move sadly, and she took a few quick steps back, and then she heard a "zila" sound......
A large amount of electric light burst out from the mine, and the unlucky rocket was scorched and blackened......
Looking at the rocket raccoon with an incredible expression, Elizabeth shrugged her shoulders and said with a smile: "The grenade is a toy, but the mine is used to protect my own ......"
The Rocket Raccoon stared at it with a broken eye, made a "cough-cough-cough" sound from its mouth, and finally fell to the ground "without a blind eye......
This raccoon, known as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy, was completely knocked down by an old lady in her sixties in the first business on Earth.
His body and mind were so devastated that he fainted in the lightning......
Elizabeth enthusiastically stepped forward and picked up the fainted rocket raccoon, she put her arms around the rocket's neck and said "distressed": "Oh, my poor little thing, let mom take you back to sleep and it will be fine......
Your coat color is so bad that hopefully the pet store hairstylist will still be working at night. ”
Although Rocket Raccoon was captured, he was able to stop the menacing sniper.
Frank on the other side of the confinement room has finally begun to get out of cover as well, ready to end this terrible conflict once and for all.
Frank, who was holding an automatic rifle in one hand, walked up to Steve and JJ, and just as he was about to speak, three bullets hit him in the chest.
Frank, who was burdened with the words of runes "Force", "Lionheart" and "Power", was unaware of it.
It wasn't until JJ next to him was reminded of a hard dry cough that the old man helplessly covered his chest and said "ah", and then took two steps back without sincerity......
Just now he forced Peter to fight with Shirley and the others, but he did something not so glamorous......
This includes trying to hide the fact that his hapless son escaped from prison, so as not to be caught by his stepmother after reacting.
For this, he shot Shirley in the body, and now this is "retribution"!
Unfortunately, Frank's "show of weakness" did not arouse Shirley's sympathy at all, and the lady with gun oil on her face walked out of a dark corner with an automatic rifle with an ugly face.
Shirley touched her stuffy chest, and angrily punched Frank, who was "pretending to be in pain" and insincere......
Then Fawkes, Giselle, Natasha, Erica, Daylan, and Pepper slowly converged from all directions......
Two of the Seven Women's legendary "Breaking Bad" Shirley and Dai Lan......
A bullet that can turn the "assassin" Fox......
A battle-hardened super agent "Black Widow" Natasha......
A sexy red-clad killer with strong martial arts Erica ......
A cos version of Wonder Woman Giselle......
Finally, there is the female version of Iron Man Pepper.
Looking at Frank and them, Alvin excitedly lay on the windowsill and whistled, and shouted at Frank: "Man, give Shirley a little color, you look too seedy now......
We're so crowded now! ”
As soon as Alvin's words fell, a loud bang came from the direction of the gymnasium......