Chapter 1716: It didn't scare people, it scared pigs
Yi Mingshi is no matter how good he is, he can't help it at the moment.
A face was black to match the mud on his face.
Wang Yongzhu and Mrs. Zhang, as well as the entourage, couldn't hold back laughter in their hearts, and used their greatest self-control to endure it.
Wang Yongzhu also tried to make a look of concern, and asked the entourage if they had brought a change of clothes? If you bring it, quickly lend it to Master Yi for exchange, otherwise what will it look like?
was arranged to escort Wang Yongzhu's mother and son, who were naturally Song Chongjin's carefully selected henchmen, all of whom had a pair of sharp eyes, although they didn't know why, but they could see that their wife didn't treat this Master Yi very well, and they all knew it in their hearts.
At the moment, they all giggled and said that everyone is a rough man, only half a month without taking a bath, who goes out and brings a change of clothes?
However, the man who raised pigs on the side said cautiously: "If the nobles don't dislike it, the little one has a New Year's dress, and he doesn't wear it ruthlessly." Can the nobles change into the clothes on their bodies for the time being, and let the little mother-in-law wash and dry them for you before changing them back? β
Even if Yi Mingshi disliked it in his heart, the mud on his body still smelled of pig manure and, and his stomach had been tumbling for a while, if he hadn't used the greatest strength, he would probably have spit it out regardless of his image.
I had to nod my head again and again.
Just as the woman of the pig man's house brought a basin of water, the man hurriedly took the basin and motioned for the woman to go back to the house and find out his clothes.
and honestly brought the wooden basin to Yi Mingshi.
Yi Mingshi didn't care much, took a handkerchief and dipped it in water, and washed the pig's trotter prints on his face first.
This is a little better, and I don't even dare to take a big breath, for fear of taking a deep breath and smelling the smell again.
While confessing sins, he must untie his outer garments in front of everyone.
Mrs. Zhang and Wang Yongzhu had already turned around and walked through the wooden gate in the backyard, which was the path leading to the mountain, and their mother and daughter were already standing on the path, pointing to the mountain and saying something.
The other entourage, without moving, changed positions and blocked the direction of the backyard tightly.
Now the weather in the north of the Saibei is cool in the morning and evening, but it is quite warm at noon.
Therefore, it is okay to take off the thin cotton robe outside, but if the sun does not come out, or if there is a wind, the thin cotton robe cannot be carried, and you have to put on a thick padded jacket.
Of course, the locals have their own way, and most of them will carry sheepskin jackets around their waists during the day and put them on again at night.
The clothes that the woman trotted all the way to was the jacket of this sheepskin, which had turned black and yellow.
For the Zhuang family, this thing is naturally not washed, that is, it is cold to take it out and wear it, wear it for a winter, and in the spring of the second year, the weather is hot and can't wear it and take it off, and in June and July, take it out to dry, and then put it away, and wait until winter to wear.
Yi Mingshi felt that although he didn't have a habit of cleanliness, if he really wore this sheepskin jacket, he really had to do enough psychological construction.
This sheepskin jacket, before he got on his body, he smelled a smell of mutton mixed with the greasy smell of the person, and Yi Mingshi couldn't help but take two steps back.
Just as he was about to open his mouth to refuse, a cool breeze happened to blow from the mountain, and the wind in this mountain pass was terrible, which made Yi Mingshi's body and bones shiver immediately, only to feel that the cold air suddenly blew into the cracks of the bones.
Yi Mingshi knows that in this northern place, there is a shortage of medical treatment, and if it is accidentally blown into a cold, it will be bad.
Lives matter.
Suddenly he couldn't care much more, snatched the dirty sheepskin robe, wrapped it around his body, finally blocked the cool breeze, his body warmed up, and he couldn't help sneezing twice.
At the same time, he also asked the woman of the family to clean up his dirty clothes and robes.
The woman was not good at words, but she had never seen such a good thing, and her hand holding the robe was trembling, for fear that one of them would accidentally break it.
Yi Mingshi saw it, and took out a small piece of broken silver from his purse: "I'm tired of this sister-in-lawβ"
When the woman saw the silver, her eyes immediately lit up, her hands didn't tremble, and her heart didn't panic, for fear that Yi Mingshi would regret it, she grabbed the silver, picked up Yi Mingshi's changed robe and ran into the house.
Over there, Wang Yongzhu and Mrs. Zhang were already planning to take a walk in the mountains.
I heard the man say that there are more than a dozen wild boars in this mountain, and if you are lucky, you will not be able to see them when you enter the mountain.
The two of them were left to watch the carriage, and the rest of the people followed up the hill.
The man who raised the pig led the way, and he knew about where the boar foraged on weekdays, so he took the person to the nearest foraging place.
Wang Yongzhu and Mrs. Zhang were lucky, not long after entering the mountain, they saw two black boars in the nearest foraging place from a distance.
The boar was very vigilant, and from a distance, it seemed to sense that someone was approaching, and it was still humming and chirping to eat something in the soil, and suddenly raised its head and looked around.
Wang Yongzhu and his entourage didn't dare to approach, they only looked at it a few times, but they knew it in their hearts.
Only Yi Mingshi, who is old and a weak scholar, has followed him all the way to climb the mountain, his old arms and legs are really unbearable, and he is far behind.
When he finally caught up with the big army, the whole person was about to collapse, and he couldn't care about his image, anyway, he didn't have any image in front of Mrs. Zhang's mother and daughter.
Simply sat on the ground, panting like pulling bellows, so he couldn't breathe better, just about to speak, he opened his mouth and was poured a mouthful of mountain wind, and suddenly he couldn't hold back, and coughed up to the ground.
With such a big movement, the two wild boars were immediately frightened, and they pulled out their feet and drilled into the deep mountains and forests.
In the blink of an eye, he disappeared.
Everyone silently withdrew their eyes, and they didn't look at the boar anymore, they all looked at Yi Mingshi.
Yi Mingshi coughed earth-shatteringly, and finally coughed smoothly, and when he looked up, he saw everyone looking at him expressionlessly, and was startled: "What's wrong?" But is it too scary to be old? β
An entourage who followed Wang Yongzhu silently took over the conversation: "You didn't scare people, but you scared the pig, just in front of you, there are two wild boars so big and big, and they were scared away by you-" He said and gestured with his hand how big the pig was.
Yi Mingshi looked embarrassed, and just felt that nothing went well today?
Hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry!" It's all because the old man's body is not angry, so why don't we go inside again, maybe we can still touch it? β
Although Wang Yongzhu thinks that Yi Mingshi calculates Mrs. Zhang's heart can be punished, but looking at Yi Mingshi's physique, if he really wants to enter the mountain again, he is afraid that he will not be able to get out.
In the end, although his calculations are hateful, he has not calculated them, and it is good to punish small punishments and big commandments, and there is no need to ask for other people's lives.
Therefore, he said: "It's not early, let's go back." Master Yi is old, and his legs and feet are not good, unlike me and my mother, we grew up in the countryside when we were young, and we are used to this kind of mountain road. If you go further into the mountains, I'm afraid that Master Yi, you won't be able to bear it, if there is really something wrong, what can I do to explain to my cousin and my uncle? β
So saying, he commanded to go down the mountain.