I was stunned, my trousers were all wet, and I stepped into the toilet trough with one foot.

Fortunately, the sanitation measures of Lijia Zhuangzi are good, and the toilets are automatically flushed. Otherwise, I wouldn't have the face to see people.

Boom!

Another slash, Jiang Han flew out of the soul urn, almost sleeping on me, my face was pressed to the ground under the weight, although it was my own urine, it was also quite disgusting!

"My lord! The subordinate rescue is late! Jiang Han confirmed that I was fine, and quickly hugged me and crashed out of the toilet.

Something bumped into it during the charge, and it shook the one next to it, and it seems that the corpse walker who sneaked up on me in the toilet also bumped into it because of the cramped place.

"Seal the toilet!" After rushing out of the toilet, I immediately struggled down and ordered Jiang Han to block the door of the men's public toilet.

Xijun and Song Wanyi, Daimei and Hei Mao all ran out and crowded into the toilet in a swarm.

Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both ran over, wondering what I was doing.

"I almost assassinated that!" I touched the ghost coffin and summoned Wang Yan. Order them to go into the toilet and kill the enemy.

The public toilets are all southern squatting, more than a dozen are lined up, and the sink will automatically flush when it is full, which is simple but practical.

Wang Yan took the little female ghost to kill the corpse maker, and the red ropes were all over the toilet, this time he bumped into Jiang Han and blocked him in the toilet, which was a mistake, if he couldn't kill him, it would be a strange thing.

"Grab the torpedo!" I turned my head and said to Li Qinghe, who was running over.

Li Qinghe saw that my head and body were full of water, and I knew that I had an accident in the toilet.

The funeral will be held tomorrow. The Li family went out of the funeral, of course, the soul-attracting cannon was indispensable, and it was used to open the way, which was a kind of plastic-shelled firecracker called 'torpedo', which was extremely powerful, and a piece of fish belly white could emerge from the fish pond.

The little female ghost can't be searched, this corpse walker must be hiding in the toilet, feces and urine still have an impact on the ghost general, and the ghost can only search on the ground, and he also knows that it is dirty.

Anyway, it's morning, and everyone is awake. Igniting a cannon battle is not a lack of virtue, and besides, there is a murderer underneath.

I put away Wang Yan and other female ghosts, and took the lead with Li Qinghe to light a cannon battle and threw them into the toilet.

After the loud bang, the smoke covered the inside, and a lump of flew out of the lattice window of the toilet, everyone was too late to run, Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both lit firecrackers and threw them in, if there were people in the toilet, they would at least be injured, or the eardrums would suffer.

When he was stunned, a black shadow rushed out covered in, galloped into Jiang Han's ghost head shield, and stepped on Jiang Han's shoulder and flew in the air.

Everyone froze. When he understood, the shadow came to the outside of Zhuangzi.

"Fuck, run away!" Li Qinghe reacted. The firecracker in his hand was still lit, and the lead was almost burned out.

I was so frightened that I slapped his hand and jumped to the side with my ears covered.

Li Qinghe still wanted to scold me, but the loud sound of the artillery bombardment made the heads of a group of people buzz.

If this artillery battle is blown up, everyone's ears can't stand it, so don't talk about chasing it, and blame Li Qinghe for being stunned.

"Okay, don't talk about Qinghe, he hasn't slept for two days and two nights, and you still expect his head to be clear." I gave Li Qinghe a siege, because this kind of thing is common for me, I will understand after staying up all night, don't expect it when my brain flashes, it is difficult to take care of normal things without making mistakes.

Li Qinghe covered his ears and hugged me gratefully.

The master who did the big night began to call the relatives of the Li family to gather, and another ritual was about to be mourned, so I found a gloomy location, and Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei watched from the side, and by the way, all the ghosts were on guard.

This time, the corpse walker choked enough, he must have the intention of killing me, otherwise he would not have run to the toilet to assassinate me, but fortunately, my daughter-in-law and sister knew that my life was in danger, and they would try their best to remind me.

The time flickered to eight o'clock, and the coffin was lifted out, ready to be lifted up the mountain.

Li Qinghe led the way with the portrait of Li Ruizhong, while Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei and I followed behind the coffin and walked to the feng shui treasure land selected by the Li family.

This time the feng shui site is Zhao Xi of the Zhao family, the location is relatively far away, after a lot of sugarcane fields, woods, and into the mountain road, it took two groups of people to carry the coffin to the slope of the mountain around the water.

Along the way, the corpse walker didn't come, and the sun came out, although I stayed up all night, I also relaxed, and the corpse walker won't come again in the middle of the day.

I lit a firecracker and threw it into the dug tomb, I walked over and recited the words, sprinkled three taels of corpse-proof powder, a handful of dark money, and a bundle of lit black incense, which could prevent Li Ruizhong from defrauding the corpse, and it would be safe and sound in the future, and then let the Li family be buried.

The people of the Li family and the Xuanmen all know my skills, and now they all look reverent when they see me doing things, and some masters also use my methods to explain the tricks to their apprentices.

Li Qinghe looked at me gratefully, after all, this alone costs a lot, this is a real brotherhood.

After the burial, I took a red rope, some Li Shi, and went back on the road, Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei also followed, and Li Qinghe had to burn incense and kneel down in the back or something.

Everyone also dispersed quickly, the crowd was quite safe, and nothing happened, because I had a yin and yang order, and my daughter-in-law and sister were there, but I couldn't take advantage of the underworld, and I slowly relaxed.

After returning to the Li family's Zhuangzi, crossing the scales and braziers, and washing the hot water soaked in grapefruit leaves, everyone was ready to leave and agreed to meet at the peace banquet. The Great Array is dead.

"I'm tired, I'll have to go back to sleep for a day, so it's easy to have a day off." Wang Yuanyi said next to him, and went to drive his sports car.

"Okay, I'll see you in the afternoon." I said, and I was ready to drive my pickup truck away.

Zhang Xiaofei drove the van by himself this time and didn't go with Wang Yuanyi, but when he saw that I was alone, he followed me over and said, "Brother Tian, let's discuss something?" ”

Last time I was in the Four Little Immortal Taoist Temple, this Zhang Xiaofei wanted to talk and stopped, this time I saw that Wang Yuanyi and Li Qinghe were not there, and it was inconvenient to use the phone, it seems that there is something bad to do.

"Tell me, what's the bad idea?" I don't think it's a good thing to listen to, anyway, it doesn't cost money, maybe there will be money to send it to your door.

"Brother Tian, I recently heard from outside that you have a huge amount of money, and the 10 million on hand has been almost spent recently, right? This is also going to decorate the Four Little Immortal Taoist Temple or something, it's not good, you are entangled in a lot of things, and the snake hole is also big, and you will soon be unable to make ends meet, or are we not better to cooperate in tomb robbery? Recently, there is a big tomb, which is bigger than that of Zhao Yu, the king of Nanyue, with your ability and the strength of our Zhang family's tomb robbery, how about we turn it over? Zhang Xiaofei reminded me with a glint in his eyes.

"Tomb robbing? Not really, right? "I don't know what this guy wants to do before I finish listening.

"What's the matter, even if we don't go, others will go, we're all brothers, can I Zhang Xiaofei still pit you? According to ancient records, there are many gold, silver and jewelry in it, but this is not the main thing, there are many antiques or something, a batch down, you have spent several years to solve! If it's okay, let's call and make an appointment for tea and meet and talk. Zhang Xiaofei spared no effort to encourage him, no wonder he didn't say it on the phone.

"Well, I'll think about it and call you then." I said casually, in fact, I know that the money from tomb robbery is fast, but the danger also follows, I have a lot of evil things now, the corpse walker is chasing me, scurrying around, after last night, I don't know where to hide today, how can I have time to accompany him.

It seems that hiding in the underworld is my destination, and I took out the key to the pickup truck, and I started the car and went back to the Four Little Immortals Taoist Temple.

The Liao brothers bought a domestically made pickup truck this time, ZTE's flagship, and it landed 60,000 or 70,000 yuan. And Liao Hong didn't look at him stunned, the songs he chose were very domineering, this car was paired with music, and he felt like a tiger when he drove it.

Lian Xijun put his arm around my neck, and when he heard this music, his little head shook and hummed, which was very cute.

No wonder Liao Hong became a singer for Zhao Yu, the corpse king, when he went to a nightclub, it was the tiger guts and music cells that were fermenting.

The corpse walker was blown up all over the body this morning, of course I was in a good mood, and I didn't bother to change the music, so I ran wildly all the way, and by the way, I picked up the phone and called the Liao brothers, after all, I worked hard for a day and a night, and Zhao Yu didn't know what was going on.

The phone was answered quickly, and Liao Zhao probably kept looking at his phone: "One day? ”

"It's me, what's wrong with Zhao Yu?" I asked.

"Alas, yesterday at noon ordered us to run out, and then continue all kinds of flowers! Just left the nightclub now! Get ready to soak in the Supreme Sauna! But Zhao Yu said that he would not go back today, he said that if you are not in the two of us, you have to continue to listen to him, by the way, where are you? The Li family is at a funeral? Liao Zhao sighed.

"Well, it's almost time to get to the county, just turn the corner sign, okay, I'll go to the county, and call Zhao Yu back by the way." This Zhao Yu is the corpse king, the behavior pattern and body are not much different from people, except that the body is cold and has no vitality, ordinary people will not think of him as a corpse king, at most he is a black youth with green contact lenses.

"Oh, okay, then you hurry up......"

As a result, Liao Zhao's phone call was not finished, but in the turning position, my daughter-in-law and sister pulled my clothes violently, so frightened that I looked left and right, and hurriedly put my foot on the brake.

Around the corner, two people with expressions of Mu Na sat on two big stones on the side of the road, turned their heads to look at me, and I saw that they were two bloody corpses in the late stage!

I wanted to drive over as soon as I kicked the accelerator, but the two bloody corpses suddenly stood up, picked up two large stones of several hundred pounds and threw them at me!

Bang!

When my daughter-in-law's sister reminded me, I hurriedly hit the steering wheel, but I was still in no hurry, the front of the car was hit by a fast stone, and the co-pilot's position was directly smashed!

The braking of the car and the inertia brought by the stones, after the airbag crashed open, my mind went blank, and I tumbled into the small river seven or eight meters on the side of the road.