Chapter 1 The Female Rogue and the Ichihei Daoren
Chapter 1: The Female Rogue and the Ichihei Daoren
"Hello! I saw your company's recruitment information from the newspaper, please ...... Oh! It's full! That! Excuse me, goodbye! ”
"Whew-" Lin Zheng let out a long sigh helplessly and hung up the phone, then spread out the newspaper and put a cross on a recruitment advertisement, and you can see that there are already a lot of red crosses on it. One morning was wasted again, Lin Zheng was a little frustrated, is it so difficult to find a job? The morning's calls are all full, don't bring such a cheat! Isn't it that those guys are just perfunctory to him? Well, do you have to come to the door to apply in person to show your sincerity? In that case, why are these companies posting so many job postings?!
As soon as he thought of this, Lin Zheng's mind was suddenly full of resentment, and just when Lin Zheng was slandered, "Click! With a bang, the door opened.
"Xiaolinzi! Hurry up and help! Suddenly, a shout came from the door, Lin Zheng casually put down the newspaper and walked over, only to see a box standing at the door, and there were a lot of things piled up at the door, a lot of convenience food, all kinds of daily necessities.
"Are you preparing for hibernation or retreat, rascal? It's a little early to hibernate, but it's June!? Lin Zheng said speechlessly as he stared at something on the ground.
As Lin Zheng helped take over the two boxes, a fair face appeared in front of Lin Zheng's eyes, this is a beautiful face that looks full of youthful vitality, and her face is full of excitement and panting at this time, this posture will definitely destroy her own image completely! Just like Lin Zheng shouted, she really looks like a female hooligan more than a lady at this time! She is Yang Qi, a good sister who lives with Lin Zheng! Because of all kinds of behaviors in Lin Zheng's opinion, they really have nothing to do with ladies, and from time to time they also make hooligan quotations, so Lin Zheng has the nickname of female hooligan, referred to as hooligan! This kind of nickname will definitely sound like thunder to other girls, but what makes Lin Zheng speechless is that this female hooligan doesn't care anymore!
Yang Qi rolled his eyes, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and help move things, you'll know later!" Although speechless, Lin Zheng still helped move the things into the house. After moving things, Yang Qi got into the sofa and gasped, opened the can of juice casually, and then gave a long hiccup, not paying attention to the image at all.
"I'm really tired this morning!" Yang Qi gasped and said, "You don't know! The store was so crowded that it almost squeezed me into a meatloaf! But, hey-hey-hey-"
"Well, you'd better get out of breath first!" Seeing Yang Qi's almost out of breath, Lin Zheng was really worried that she would faint without taking a breath.
"As for it? What are you going to buy and get tired like this? Say......" Lin Zheng glanced at Yang Qi's figure that can be called the golden ratio, "This person is crowded, aren't you afraid of being eaten tofu?!" ”
"Hmph-the guy who dares to eat my aunt's tofu hasn't been born yet!" Yang Qi said triumphantly, in an instant, Lin Zheng's mind appeared in the mind of some sad perverts who were hit by the flirtatious legs, it is foreseeable that Yang Qi will definitely be unlucky guys when he goes out this time! Amitabha! I hope you don't make it inhumane!
Lin Zheng mourned for half a second for the perverts who wanted to eat female hooligan tofu, "The heroine is mighty!" But what the hell did you buy to you?! ”
"Of course it's a good thing!" Yang Qi took another sip of juice, and his anger eased up, and then he said to Lin Zheng proudly: "Do you know the game I played?" ”
"The game you play? Phantoms? Got it! Isn't it out of business! Lin Zheng looked puzzled.
I saw Yang Qi slap his thigh, and said excitedly: "Two!" ”
"Two? You look pretty good this way! Lin Zheng couldn't help but complain.
"Your sister!" Yang Qi vomited blood, rolled his eyes and said, "I mean "Phantom II" is out!" ”
"Oh?" Lin Zheng was a little surprised, "How long has it been since it went out of business, and the second generation has come out?" How does it compare to the devil's "Fantasy"? ”
"It's incomparable!"
"What's the matter? Why can't you get it out?! ”
"Hey, hey!" Yang Qi smiled proudly, "This time it's the other way around!" I really want to see how those little devil operators react! Wowhaha! It's fun to think about! Don't compensate them for their death this time! ”
"Oh! Such a cow! Lin Zheng also became interested, "Tell me, what is the situation of this "Phantom II"!?" ”
"Two words, 'real'!" Yang Qi said, "The first generation is still the picture style of animation, of course, the animation level in our country is only crushed, but the new system that comes out this time is a super realistic style, well, it's basically like traveling to another world!" Which anime can compare! No, I ran out early in the morning and bought the login device! After that, Yang Qi proudly pointed to the two boxes that had just moved into the house. And after listening to Yang Qi's words, Lin Zheng also figured out what was going on.
"Phantom" is an epoch-making online game reform work developed by Huaxia, although it does not reach the real virtual reality in the novel, but it can also allow players to enter the game in person. This epoch-making invention naturally quickly occupied the vast majority of the global game market and earned an amazing amount of foreign exchange for Huaxia! That profit is simply a sight to behold from all businessmen and politicians in the world!
It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and there was a mole inside "Phantom", who actually stole the technology of "Phantom", and then, the little devil's "Fantasy" came out! And I have to say that in the game competition with the anime scene as the game*, the little devil defeated "Phantom", and the end of "Phantom" is coming at once. Now the little devil's game "Fantasy" has just been operated, and the astronomical amount has not yet begun to be recycled, "Phantom II" actually came out, and after a little thought, it will be understood, the first generation of "Phantom", is completely made for the pit people, this time the devil can be pitted, and some countries behind it will also suffer a lot of losses, and I don't know which chief came up with a bad move, although there is a suspicion of harming others and not benefiting himself, but considering the gap in the history of the two countries, This kind of thing is still very popular with the Chinese people!
"I said Xiaolinzi, you haven't found a job yet, have you? Don't look for it, come play with me! The business opportunities in this game are limitless! See! I've bought you all the login equipment! "Dare to love, two boxes and one of them are prepared for Lin Zheng, this practice of cutting first and then playing made Lin Zheng stunned for a moment, and then Lin Zheng said: "I'm not a professional player like you, I don't know anything, how can you tell me to make money!?" ”
"It's not difficult, it's not difficult!" Yang Qi smiled, "If you go inside, you really don't know anything, so go and kill monsters, keep killing!" Playing gold coins and materials to make money, the number of levels is almost the same, and the minimum income is about one or two hundred a day, three or four thousand a month, which is not bad! You must know that there are no fewer rich people who play this game, they are too lazy to play gold coin materials, and they spend a lot, so don't worry about no market! ”
"Sounds good!" Lin Zheng touched his chin and said.
"That's, sister, who am I, going to pit you?! Let's get our login device ready! After that, Yang Qi pulled Lin Zheng very buddy and began to sort out the equipment.
After studying the manual for half an hour, the two finally assembled the landing equipment. Not! It's a bit like the kind of bio warehouse in the movie, you can lie in it as a whole person, and you can adjust the length and width, after all, the physical condition of the crowd is different.
"Hmmm! Start at one o'clock, there is still time, get some food first! Yang Qi looked at the time. Lin Zheng thought of the pile of convenience food in the living room, and couldn't help laughing: "Dare you to prepare so much food for this!" ”
"That's it! But there's a guy who's more exaggerated than me! I just saw a buddy move, that's three times as much as mine......"
It was only half past 12 after eating, and there was still half an hour to go, Lin Zheng didn't want to waste it, so he searched the official website of "Phantom II" to find out, otherwise he would have to waste a lot of time to understand the game if he went in in the dark. Although in Yang Qi's opinion, he is just a soy sauce maker, but soy sauce also needs to have a bottle!
The website was found, Lin Zheng opened the website and saw that a sharp sword slashed at the head, startling him, this visual effect is done, I want to scare people to death! A sword split the picture, and then the spokesperson of "Phantom II" appeared gorgeously on the web page, fluttering in white, standing with a sword, and living like a mortal fairy! Hmm-look at this face, it's really a disaster for the country and the people, Lin Zheng can only find such a word to describe it, what's the matter!? It's so beautiful, too! Those popular actresses can't be compared at all! Lin Zheng is also a normal young man, looking at this beautiful woman and couldn't help but snort, who married this wife is really a blessing, no, envy, jealousy and hatred! Men are like this, although they know that they have no fate with a beautiful woman, but when they think that beauty will become someone else's wife, there will always be such a nameless fire!
"Your sister! Why do you want me to see a beautiful woman of this level, how can I find a wife in the future?! Lin Zheng looked up to the sky and sighed! Yang Qi came over to take a look when he heard this, but they all said that beauties are light, even if it is Yang Qi, a female hooligan! Seeing the fairy-like figure on the screen, Yang Qi couldn't help but pouted and said, "Isn't it just that the makeup effect is better!" Sister, if I put on makeup, I promise to be no worse than her! ”
When Lin Zheng heard this, he looked back at Yang Qi, indeed, although this female hooligan is a bit of a hooligan, there is no doubt that she is a beautiful woman, but when she thinks of her various hooligan behaviors, Lin Zheng can't help but shake his head, this can't be compared!
"Shake your head! Isn't my sister beautiful?! Saying that, Yang Qi straightened his chest, and the 34d of the great shore was about to hit Lin Zheng's face!
"Pretty is pretty enough! But can female hooligans and fairies compare?! Lin Zheng shrugged his shoulders and said.
"You're ......!" Yang Qi was angry, but a female hooligan is a female hooligan, so she immediately didn't take it seriously, hugged Lin Zheng's head and smiled: "That's!" Sister, I'm a free-spirited young girl, pretending to be a fairy or something is not my sister's dish! Anyway, this is a big man, Xiaolinzi! If you catch up, you won't have to fight for the rest of your life! Hey! "Laughing, that's called an obscene, really worthy of a female hooligan!
"What a big guy!?" Lin Zheng said curiously, and glanced at the signature of this beautiful woman again, Lan Liuli, this name sounds a little familiar! Anyway, this face also has a sense of déjà vu! Hawkers! Perverts feel this way when they see beautiful women! At this time, I heard Yang Qi say: "What is the name of our prime minister?" ”
"The blue sky is coming!" Lin Zheng replied casually, and then he was stunned, they were all surnamed Lan, could it be difficult, "This is his granddaughter!" Lin Zheng was taken aback and said!
"Hehe, surprised!" Yang Qi said, "This is a veritable princess!" If you really catch it, you really don't have to struggle for a lifetime! ”
"Tsk! Truly! Truly! Lin Zheng couldn't help but shake his head and praised, look at our country, then there is a princess fan, in line with the image! Look at those princesses in the West, they have become old women and are still called princesses, isn't this a fairy tale dream that spends children! All right! Beauty is never finished, let's take a look at the basic information of the game!
The game's world* is a magical world of immortals, magic, and guns, well--it's a bit like the Earth has been invaded by the World of Warcraft, and a lot of mythological materials are incorporated into it.
There are not many initial classes to choose from, such as archers, warriors, and mages, but there are many classes that can be turned around. Taking Huaxia District as an example, there are four professions for archers - sharpshooters, musketeers, hunters, and swordsmen.
Warriors turn - swordsmen, epee knights, armorers, knights
A mage turns - a priest, a magician, a summoner, a Taoist
Among them, swordsman and Taoist priest are not general professions, and these two professions can only be employed in the Huaxia District!
There are already so many occupations in just one turn, and there are more in the second turn, and there are two different transfer directions for each one-turn occupation, plus the characteristic occupations in some regions, there are still a lot of types!
Lin Zheng also took a general look, silently chose a profession that he was interested in, and then browsed other information, not after all, he was about to enter the game, and there was not much time, so he just looked at it and immediately turned it off, and then closed the computer and lay down in the game warehouse. It's just that not long after lying in, Lin Zheng immediately jumped up with his head in his hands!
"Meow a mi! This is the first time I have been in and there is this kind of brain stimulation, huh? It hurts me! Lin Zheng shook his head and groaned, rubbed his temples, and suddenly burst out after half a salary, "nnd, what is this called...... " After that, he actually lay down again as if nothing happened. This time, Lin Zheng didn't have a headache and entered the game safely. Lin Zheng only felt that it was dark in front of him, and when his vision recovered, he found that he was already in a bustling ancient village.
"Welcome to the fantasy world of Phantom II, please name your game character, after naming, it cannot be modified unless there are special circumstances!" Hearing the pleasant synthetic female voice in his ears, Lin Zheng came back to his senses, and he only set the role after entering the game! Well! Anyway, let's set it up first!
"Well, a name with a bit of connotation!" Lin Zheng thought about it beautifully, thought for a while, and said, "Proud Sword China!" ”
"Sorry, someone has already registered!"
"Isn't it! That Chinese hero! ”
"Sorry, someone has already registered!"
"O sun! What about Simon blowing snow? ”
"Sorry, someone has already registered!"
"I'm going to ...... it"
Ten minutes later, Lin Zheng said helplessly and weakly: "Yiping Dao people! ”
"This name can be used, is it named?"
"Meow, you can get up as you like!" Lin Zheng thought speechlessly, "Then again, it's not a Taoist priest that my brother wants to play, it's a fake Taoist priest...... Become a god bastard! But he didn't want to spend any more time on the name, so he chose to be sure. I chose the profession again, the shooter, and then I didn't bother to adjust my appearance and ran out of the village to prepare for battle.