The thirteenth master smiled strongly: "The thirteenth uncle has not had a good stomach recently. ”

"Oh" Xiao Baozi suddenly leaned back, covered his little nose and mouth, blinked with big eyes, and asked very seriously: "Then will you have bad breath!?" E-Niang said that people with a bad stomach generally have bad breath."

Thirteenth Master: ""

The heart is dripping blood.

Buns, you're enough.

Uncle Thirteen usually hurts you a lot, don't you remember? Now he is bullying Uncle Thirteen

The thirteenth master felt lonely, since he was without the company of the old fourteenth, he was a single dog who jumped alone, and even children could abuse him.

Boom Boom Boom

My heart is bitter!

Xiao Baozi patted the thirteenth master: "Don't worry, thirteenth uncle, I won't dislike you." ”

The thirteenth master was teary-eyed: "

Not moved, but pierced!

Do even children know how to tell lies and coax people now?

Can you not be so social!

You said that you didn't dislike it, but your hand never took it off your face, so that he felt that he didn't have a smell on his body

"Uncle Thirteen, I'll sing the climax part directly for you!"

Thirteenth Master: "!?? ”

Is there a climax in this Divine Comedy?

The little bun is now learned and sold, and it will come, "Fahai, you don't know love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall!" Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall!! We are together and will never be separated!! ”

Thirteenth Master: ""

Sluggish like being struck by lightning.

"That, Yun'er, are you hungry? Uncle Thirteen is going to buy you a chicken leg to eat, right? ”

He would rather offend the fourth brother than listen to Xiao Baozi's left voice!

It's so abusive!!

It feels like your ears are going to be bad

Food is really easier to distract a foodie.

Xiao Baozi licked his lips: "I want to braised it!" ”

Thirteenth Master: "Okay! ”

The taste is quite heavy, and I have a fight with the songs he sings!

The thirteenth master stepped out, feeling that after all, he was his own nephew, and he couldn't let people lead him crookedly, so he asked: "Yun'er, who did you tell the thirteenth uncle to teach you to sing this song?" Uncle Thirteen promises not to kill him! ”

It's so ugly, it's definitely not his nephew's problem, it's definitely Ge'er's problem

Xiao Baozi thought of the chicken legs, and directly betrayed Eniang, and pointed with his little hand: "Eniang taught it!" ”

There was still a little pride in his voice.

What Eniang said is really right, if anyone dares to provoke him in the future, he will sing this song to the other party, and the other party will definitely be able to run away.

Uncle Thirteen is a proof, look, he not only ran away but also bought him chicken legs to eat!

The little bun's white baby teeth flashed and flashed, very proud.

Thirteenth Master: ""

He glanced at Gu Youran with great embarrassment, and tried to smile for a long time and hold back a sentence: "Well, little sister-in-law, the song is good and very creative, I'm going to buy chicken drumsticks for Yun'er." ”

After that, he didn't stay for a moment, and the thirteenth master seemed to be afraid that Gu Youran would pull him to sing to him again, so he ran away.

Gu Youran: ""

All right

The aesthetics are just different.

"Yun'er, E-Niang will teach you to sing a song again."

"What?"

"Worried."

"Is it also a Divine Comedy?"

Xiao Baozi asked glutinously.

It's not a divine comedy, he doesn't learn it!!

What a magic of the Divine Comedy!

Gu Youran: "Yes, it's also a divine comedy." ”

"Okay, okay!"

The fourth master, who hadn't squeaked for a long time, spoke: "Can you consider the feelings of the audience." ”

My daughter-in-law can't bear it anymore.

Gu Youran: ""

What about the presumptuous pets that are said to be good?