Chapter 5: Threatening the Fool
Although her mother-in-law did this kind of thing, objectively speaking, Qiao Xiaoru actually didn't blame her. Who called the foolish man a fool? The mother-in-law probably did that because she was worried that the foolish husband would not be able to cave the house, so she borrowed external forces.
To be honest, for the sake of those two dough cakes, as well as her mother-in-law's soft and warm voice, Qiao Xiaoru always felt that this mother-in-law should be a good person.
Now she has nothing to rely on, and she can't let her mother-in-law be dissatisfied with herself.
The most important thing for her right now is to gain a foothold in this era. In the future, just take one step and look at it one step at a time!
The idea must be that Qiao Xiaoru pulled the foolish husband over, glared at him and said: "I am your daughter-in-law, from today onwards, you have to listen to me for everything, and there is meat to listen to your daughter-in-law's words - uh, there is food to eat, do you know?" β
She should be able to do it if she has food to eat, meat, it seems to be a little difficult at the moment!
For fools, it is necessary to fool, but not too outrageous! Otherwise, fools won't believe it!
The foolish husband nodded with confused and ignorant eyes, and grinned stupidly: "Well, listen to your daughter-in-law!" β
"You have to talk and don't forget! Otherwise, I'll run away and never be your daughter-in-law again!" Qiao Xiaoru glared at the stupid husband and threatened.
Since he was sure that he was afraid of this threat, there was no need to use it in vain.
Sure enough, the foolish man immediately became anxious again, shook his hands in panic and said, "Don't, don't!" Daughter-in-law, don't run! I'm obedient, obedient! β
Qiao Xiaoru couldn't help but feel a little unbearable when she saw this, isn't it a bit too much to threaten a fool like this!
His heart softened, and his eyes couldn't help but become soft, and he said: "As long as you listen to your daughter-in-law, your daughter-in-law won't run!" β
"Listen! Listen! Hey! The foolish man immediately showed a relieved look, grinned, and his eyes narrowed into slits.
Qiao Xiaoru's mood also changed a little better, she smiled and scolded softly: "What a fool!" β
"Well, now what the daughter-in-law says, you have to hear clearly!" Qiao Xiaoru got up.
The foolish man nodded his head again and again, indicating that he was listening.
Qiao Xiaoru let him sit on the bed and shook the bed vigorously, making a creaking sound.
The fool immediately did so, shaking the bed so creaking that the bed creaked.
Qiao Xiaoru's face was hot, and she glanced at the window, in this way, you can pass the level, right? couldn't help but glance at the stupid husband again: This fool, it's a blessing to not understand anything!
Silly Fujun seemed to think it was funny to shake like this, and when he saw Qiao Xiaoru looking at him, he immediately shook it harder, and smiled at her.
Qiao Xiaoru: "......" depressed don't turn your face! Don't be so stupid, okay! Sister will be very embarrassed!
After shaking for a quarter of an hour, Qiao Xiaoru stopped the stupid husband who was shaking his skin, seeing that the foolish husband was not red and breathless, and he was not tired at all, Qiao Xiaoru couldn't help but secretly praise: The physical strength is so good!
"Is it fun?" Qiao Xiaoru asked with a soft smile.
The foolish man nodded vigorously and smiled: "It's fun!" It's fun! β
Qiao Xiaoru said: "Don't tell others, let's have fun tomorrow night, okay?" β
Originally, she wanted to say "play every night in the future", but then she thought, that won't work! Playing like this every night, maybe the mother-in-law should feel sorry for her stupid son's body and teach her a lesson!
Excessive indulgence hurts the body!
Silly Fujun's eyes lit up, and he immediately nodded happily: "Okay, good!" β
Qiao Xiaoru smiled and admonished: "Don't tell anyone, not even your mother!" Otherwise, I won't play with you in the future! β
"Even my mother, aren't you allowed to say it?" Silly husband Jun is a little hurt and aggrieved.
"That's right! Don't say it! Qiao Xiao glared at him, like a cockfight. Don't be a baby who hasn't been weaned, her mother's words are holy decrees, then she will be miserable!
She doesn't want to pinch her mother-in-law, but there are some things that she must not let her mother-in-law know.
The foolish man immediately wilted when he saw Qiao Xiaoru angry, and hurriedly promised: "Don't say it, Ah Zhan won't say it!" β
Qiao Xiaoru breathed a sigh of relief, and then remembered that the name of the foolish husband seemed to be called "Lu Zhan", which was quite good.
After tossing for a while, the foolish husband was still full of energy, but Qiao Xiaoru was sleepy, and looked at the room where there was not even a couch or bench, Qiao Xiaoru had a headache again!
How do you sleep this night?
She came to the closet and opened the door, except for two or three sets of Silly Husband's clothes, and the two or three sets of clothes prepared for her, there was no extra quilt.
Qiao Xiaoru exhaled and rubbed her head, what should I do? This is not only to share the bed, but also to share the bed?
Although it seems that the stupid husband doesn't seem to be so annoying now, but it's also today - to be exact, I just met tonight, this is sleeping on a quilt, Qiao Xiaoru feels awkward just thinking about it!
But what else? It's autumn now, and it's very cold at night in the countryside, so she doesn't dare not cover the quilt for the foolish husband, in case she gets cold, in case it becomes a cold, it will kill people in ancient times!
If she becomes a widow again, the reputation of "Kefu" will surely spread all over the neighboring villages, and there will really be no hope in this life, because everyone will avoid her like a plague god. Maybe it will sink into the pond!
Qiao Xiaoru glanced at the stupid husband in a tangled and complicated mood, pointed to the end of the bed, and sighed: "You go to sleep over there!" β
The foolish man blinked his confused and ignorant eyes, and passed obediently with an "oh".
Without Qiao Xiaoru's instructions, he began to undress and prepare to burrow into the quilt.
Qiao Xiaoru was startled and hurriedly said, "Stop!" No undressing! β
The silly husband was also startled by her, and looked at her in confusion.
Qiao Xiaoru immediately said: "From tonight onwards, you are not allowed to take off your clothes and sleep!" Also, if you go inside, you are not allowed to touch me, let alone hug me, do you know? β
The foolish husband said "oh" very obediently to indicate that he knew, tilted his head and blinked, and said stupidly: "But, my mother asked me to strip naked and sleep with my daughter-in-law!" β
Dare to mention this stubble!
Qiao Xiaoru's face turned red again, this fool! Is it really stupid or pretending to be stupid!
Taking a deep breath, Qiao Xiaoru glared at him and said, "Your mother thought that her daughter-in-law would be scared at night, so she asked you to hug her daughter-in-law, but I am not afraid of my daughter-in-law at all, so I don't need to hug it!" Daughter-in-law, I don't like to be touched while I'm sleeping, otherwiseβ"
"Don't hug, don't hug! I don't hug my daughter-in-law anymore! I don't touch it either! The foolish man formed a conditioned reflex, and said pitifully: "Daughter-in-law, don't ignore me!" β
Stupid, there are also advantages to being stupid, it's so deceitful!
Qiao Xiaoru was satisfied, and smiled gently: "Well, the daughter-in-law has said that as long as you are obedient, the daughter-in-law will not run!" Okay, now go to sleep! β
The foolish husband immediately obeyed the order and quickly closed his clothes and lay down, and took the initiative to shrink inside, for fear that he would make his daughter-in-law unhappy when he bumped into his daughter-in-law.
Qiao Xiaoru finally felt satisfied, and lay down gently at the other end and covered the quilt.
The oil lamp was soon extinguished, and the room was plunged into darkness again.
In the dark, Qiao Xiaoru's eyes widened and she lost her mind slightly, is this married? It took less than two days to travel here, but what she experienced caught her off guard, and she still felt like she was in a dream!
Think about it from now on - forget it, don't think about it! Let's go to sleep first, and we'll talk about tomorrow tomorrow!
See you tomorrow!
That,Huahua weakly asks for a collection~~~