Chapter 43: The Wild Boar Herd
"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, look over there!" The foolish husband suddenly approached Qiao Xiaoru's side, pulled her sleeve and pointed in a direction for her to see.
The two women looked at each other and smiled, squeezed their eyebrows, and said in their hearts: "This fool of the Lu family looks stupid, but I didn't expect that he still knows how to be a sticky daughter-in-law!" Sure enough, no matter how stupid a man is, he will miss a woman!
The sour woman smirked, "Yo! With a sour smile: "The relationship between the two is so good, it's different when they just got married, look at this sticky strength!" ”
"Oh, I said Sister-in-law Chrysanthemum, aren't you red again!" A woman joked.
The other person then smiled and said: "Sister-in-law Chrysanthemum will be red at first glance, isn't Sister-in-law Chrysanthemum also called like this!" ”
"You two have rotten tongues, and then make fun of the old lady and the old lady don't tear your mouth!" Chrysanthemum's sister-in-law was originally joking at Qiao Xiaoru, but she didn't expect to be teased by these two, so she was a little embarrassed, and glared at them with a smile.
"Not good, wild boar! It's a wild boar! Yes! That's a lot! Hide, hide! Qiao Xiaoru's sudden exclamation startled the three women who were not afraid to laugh and scold!
Although the three women were taken aback by Qiao Xiaoru, who was suddenly frightened, they didn't dare to ignore the content of her words, and quickly stood up and looked at Qiao Xiaoru.
I saw that at a distance of only twenty or thirty meters from this side, a group of more than a dozen wild boars were twisting their bodies and humming and walking in the direction of a little westerly on this side.
The one that walked in the lead was as strong as a wall, at least three hundred catties by eye, but the action was very vigorous, the sharp and long fangs were shocking, and the thick mustache was wild and uninhibited, and the momentum should not be underestimated.
If this is entangled, they will have to lose most of their lives if they don't die!
If you get caught by those fangs, maybe your intestines will flow all over the ground.
Accidents involving wild boars in the village have occurred in every generation.
"Oh my mother!" Chrysanthemum's sister-in-law covered her mouth and fell to the ground with a plop, her face pale and frightened.
"Don't make a sound!" Qiao Xiaoru was startled and hurriedly shushed a little, and said in a low voice: "Let's not move, just wait for them to pass!" ”
Although the wild boar is ferocious, as long as it does not provoke it or provoke it, it will not take the initiative to attack people. What's more, those wild boars didn't notice them at all at this moment!
Qiao Xiaoru didn't dare to let the foolish man come forward to hunt, even if he wanted to improve his life.
There are fourteen or fifteen wild boars in this, and the smallest one looks like it is about one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, and it is not something that a fool can afford to provoke alone!
A few people stayed there quietly as if they were frozen, not daring to move, and watched with wide eyes as the group of wild boars swaggered by.
After about a quarter of an hour, the group of wild boars should have gone away, and a few people breathed a sigh of relief, you look at me, I look at you, and then rubbed the calves and arms that were a little stiff and sore.
The only person who is calm is the foolish husband, the foolish husband didn't think it was terrible, but he didn't move when he saw his daughter-in-law motionless as if he was facing a great enemy.
At this moment, seeing his daughter-in-law beating her legs and rubbing her arms, the silly husband Jun Han smiled and shouted, "Daughter-in-law!" Immediately took the initiative to come over to help and rubbed Qiao Xiaoru's arm.
This job has already been done by the foolish husband, and the start is very measured and just right, Qiao Xiaoru's body subconsciously relaxed, her heart warmed, and she smiled at the foolish husband.
"When is this still sticky, what the hell is stupid, what a bold man!" Chrysanthemum's sister-in-law gave a white look at the stupid husband.
Qiao Xiaoru glanced at Chrysanthemum's sister-in-law and said lightly: "Those wild boars were discovered by my man just now, and he is no worse than others!" ”
Chrysanthemum's sister-in-law was blocked by Qiao Xiaoru and suddenly couldn't get down, doesn't this mean that she is ungrateful? Qiao Xiaoru glanced at him and snorted: "What does he know?" Luck! If he doesn't find out, we'll find out for sure! ”
"That's true, but I don't know if we won't have time to hide when we find out!" Qiao Xiaoru said again.
If you don't dodge, if you keep talking, no one can say whether it will attract the attack of those wild boars.
"Oh, what do you mean, girl, you-"
"Hey, okay, okay, you don't have to say a word! What do you have to do with a teenage girl as an aunt! Anyway, it was thanks to Ah Zhan just now! I think it's very dangerous here, so let's go quickly! Xiao Ru, you should also hurry home! A woman interrupted Chrysanthemum's sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law Chrysanthemum snorted and didn't say anything more.
Qiao Xiaoru was reluctant to go with this Aunt Chrysanthemum, so she politely thanked the woman and said with a smile: "Let's rest for a while and leave!" ”
The woman did not insist that they go along, but told them to be careful, and the three of them hurried away.
Stirred up by that group of wild boars, where do you still have the heart to pick wild mushrooms?
Those wild boars have left, and it is unlikely that they will turn back, but Qiao Xiaoru is not too worried, it is a pity that there are so many pine mushrooms, so he simply continued to pick them with the foolish husband.
The foolish husband tugged at her sleeve and said to her, "Daughter-in-law, those wild boars are not terrible at all! They can't beat me! My daughter-in-law is not afraid, I will protect my daughter-in-law! ”
Qiao Xiaoru was stunned, "Flutter! Laughed out loud and said funny: "Well, don't be afraid!" I know you're going to protect me! ”
Seeing this, the foolish man laughed.
After such a fuss, the fear in Qiao Xiaoru's heart really disappeared, and she continued to pick pine mushrooms with Silly Fujun.
This pine forest occupies almost the entire mountain, and there are many pine mushrooms, and before noon, the pine mushrooms picked filled the two large bags brought by the two men.
Sitting on a big rock in the middle of a pine forest to rest, Qiao Xiaoru remembered what had just happened, so he smiled at the foolish man and asked, "By the way, how did you find those wild boars before?" ”
From where they were at the time, it was basically a dead end, and it was not so easy to find anything, especially when they were squatting on the ground. Silly Fujun is not a full-time sentry, but picking pine mushrooms like Qiao Xiaoru, saying that it is not strange that it is fake.
The foolish man blinked his eyes, thought about it, and gestured: "That's it, just look over and see!" ”
"Well, how can you look at it?"
The foolish man tilted his head and thought about it, and said sullenly: "I don't know either!" Daughter-in-law, am I doing something wrong? ”
"I didn't do anything wrong!" Seeing this, Qiao Xiaoru hurriedly comforted him, knowing that his problem was a little difficult for him, so he smiled and said, "Well, do you feel that something is wrong over there?" ”
The stupid husband's expression of being comforted by his daughter-in-law was also swept away, and he raised his eyebrows and nodded and said humbly: "Well, it tastes!" I smell it! ”