The most bizarre emperor in history was born in this way.

The first thing other emperors do when they get up is to change their clothes, clean their faces, rinse their mouths, and eat.

Good fellow, the first thing our little emperor does when he gets up is to hide in the grass and shear the big.

It's actually quite cute to be dumbfounded from Yushu.

She blinked her eyes wide, her long eyelashes covering her eyelids, and yawned lazily, "What are you doing here?" Those who mobilized the teachers thought that I was going to kill myself? ”

It turned out to be an oolong.

Jasmine glanced at Liaotian's dark and gloomy face, and thought, what should the emperor do when he sees you.

"Emperor, then this is ......" Jasmine wanted the Emperor to give her a round, such as exercising in the morning or something.

But what Li Yushu said was really enough for Jasmine to spray several pots of blood, Li Yushu lifted the big and said happily: "This big is really annoying, it looks like it is underbeaten, I want to repair it, hum." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone lowered their heads and did not dare to speak.

Looking at Li Aotian's face again, it was simply a torrential rain and thunder and lightning, his deep eyes were like sharp knives staring at Li Yushu for a long time, and he snorted coldly and left angrily.

He lost his temper inexplicably and made the second monk of Yushu confused, so he asked the palace people stupidly: "What's wrong with the emperor?" ”

Those palace people glanced at each other and said in unison: "This big rooster belongs to the prince." ”

Karma.

Don't stop me, let me kill myself.

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In order to make up for his deep sins, Li Yushu took the big rooster to his dormitory, fed it with delicious food and drink, and also used a peach wood comb to comb the big rooster's hair.

Looking at Uncle Huang's gloomy face before leaving, he knew that he had offended the big man from Yushu.

This is not as good as a chicken.

Thinking of this, it hurts to leave Yushu.

"Emperor, what to do now." Jasmine asked tremblingly.

"Go, send this big rooster to Uncle Huang." Liyushu waited for the big and changed his hairstyle, hoping to win the favor of the emperor's uncle.

Jasmine said yes, and went to the study with the big in her arms.

When the big came into Li's eyes, he really couldn't cry or laugh.

The big rooster with white flowers is very clean, and there is a faint fragrance, and the hair on his back is tied with a small pigtail with colorful string.

Li Aotian couldn't hold back a smile: "What is the emperor's plan for Liling'er's matter." ”

"The slave doesn't know." Jasmine really doesn't know.

Li Aotian put down his pen and ink and said, "Well, let the emperor deal with it." ”

What Jasmine brought back was undoubtedly good news, and it was a good thing that he jumped high from Yushule, which showed that Uncle Huang was not angry, which was a great thing.

So Liyushu regained his high-spirited appearance: "Jasmine, make me a hollow dragon chair." ”

"Huh?" Jasmine was dumbfounded.

After this matter was informed to the Internal Affairs Office, the people in the Internal Affairs Office were all dumbfounded, they had never made this kind of dragon chair, they went to find Li Aotian for the first time, Li Aotian thought about it, and knew that her ass should not be able to sit directly on the dragon chair, so the middle had to be vacant, and he waved his palm: "Come according to the emperor's requirements." ”

The people of the Internal Affairs Office could only lament, studied all night, and did not sleep, and finally made a hollow dragon chair, surrounded by fine red solid wood, and wrapped in a circle of bronzing soft cushions, the middle was empty, just enough to fit the buttocks.