Chapter 172: Pretending to be a ghost is scary
Qiao Xiaoru also wants to be funny! My aunt, do you want to be so powerful?
"Didn't Du Po live in this courtyard in our yard before?" Qiao Xiaoru's expression was calm, and her tone was calm and careless: "Du Po has been innocent for most of her life, how can she allow such an indiscriminate and indecent person to defile her residence?" This kind of person is harassing at the door, presumably Du Po can't tolerate it! ”
Tian's heart is too kind, and he never takes the initiative to maliciously guess people's hearts, and after listening to Qiao Xiaoru's malicious words, he hasn't turned a corner for a while.
Lu Xing'er's eyes lit up, and she slapped her on the leg: "Wonderful!" That's great! That's it! ”
Tian blinked, and finally "Ah! He came back to his senses and said in surprise: "You, you want to." Is it to - pretend to be a ghost to scare him? ”
"If Du Po has a spirit in the sky, he will definitely not tolerate such a person! You have to pretend to be a scary ghost to be effective! Lu Xing'er said immediately.
Qiao Xiaoru nodded and said, "Now we have to determine who this person is!" It's good to do the rest of the work. ”
Speaking of this, Qiao Xiaoru only has the share of Tian and Lu Xing'er, and she really knows a limited number of people in this village, Wangtian!
Tian has few people who have gone out after amnesia, and it is impossible to know him, Lu Xing'er-
She has been away for the past few years, but I am afraid that she may not know ......
Qiao Xiaoru can only plan for the worst, if he really doesn't know him, then ask the foolish man to follow him later.
Pretending to be scary, you can't be scared at the door of your own house, you have to stay away from your own door!
Who knew that Lu Xing'er went out and listened carefully, and actually heard it.
The face became even more ugly and told Qiao Xiaoru that the person outside was Lu Laolai, a famous old bachelor who lived in the west of the village, and he and his father and mother had fled the famine and settled in Lu Qiao Village in their early years, and his father and mother had died more than 20 years ago, and now he was alone in the family!
And he is also in his forties this year, and he is a faceless and skinless person all day long!
Being targeted by such a person, I can't complain that Lu Xing'er's expression will be even more ugly.
Qiao Xiaoru didn't think it was too surprising, if he was a good person, would he do such a thing?
Thinking about it like this, it makes a little sense, presumably this person is eyeing his own family because of the stupid husband's hunting of wild boars, and seeing that his family is almost all women, even though the foolish husband is powerful, he is a stupid, so he wants to take advantage of it!
Such a person, even if he is scared to death, he deserves it!
Qiao Xiaoru and Lu Xing'er didn't want to wait for a moment, and immediately took action.
This kind of thing is pretending to be a ghost, of course, Qiao Xiaoru came to mix! When the time comes, the foolish husband can accompany her.
Since he is the only one in Lu Laolai's family, it will be better to do it!
Scare him all the way first, and then give him another dose of fierce food when he gets home! Make sure he never forgets it for the rest of his life!
So he took flour and flour, lit two lamps, and applied a thick layer on his face, leaving only two eyes, two nostrils, and a mouth, which looked so impermeable.
Lu Xing'er is bold, and she can also "flutter!" With a smile, Tian shivered slightly, not daring to look directly.
The foolish man blinked his eyes and said seriously: "Daughter-in-law, this is not good-looking!" ”
It made several people laugh.
Qiao Xiaoru said with a smile: "We are going to do a big thing tonight, so that's it!" I'll wash it up when I'm done! ”
The foolish man said, "Oh! A sigh of relief was expressed.
Of course, it is not enough to wipe his face white, and he used the exaggerated blackening and thickening of the soot at the bottom of the pot to lengthen his eyebrows, and cut two pieces of red paper that he planned to cut window flowers for the New Year, and pasted them on his lips, which was also enlarged and widened, and the blood red was exaggerated, and he cut a long tongue with red paper......
After dressing up like this, Rao is Lu Xing'er was bold and couldn't bear to look at it directly, Qiao Xiaoru didn't dare to look in the mirror herself, so she draped her hair down, so she temporarily wrapped her head and face with a piece of cloth loose.
Succeed with flying colors!
In the winter, the cold wind is howling, and it is impossible for Lu Laolai to sing a song outside the door all night, even if he has the heart, he does not have the ability!
Hearing that there was no sound outside, and hearing the footsteps of him leaving gently, Lu Xing'er opened the door softly and little by little, and the foolish husband went out with Qiao Xiaoru on his back.
At this time, the cloth that covered her head and face had been removed, and her long hair was scattered and fluttering in the wind, and she was covered with a sheet, and she was draped over herself, and covered her with the foolish husband, so that the shadow was one and the same.
According to Qiao Xiaoru's instructions in advance, the foolish man followed Lu Lao Lai with light steps and silently, and walked seven or eight steps and suddenly increased by two or three steps.
After two times in a row, Lu Laolai finally turned his head stiffly and looked at it, and the foolish man had already carried Qiao Xiaoru on his back and quickly hid.
Lu Laolai carefully opened his eyes and looked behind him, exhaled and whispered that he didn't know what to scold, and turned around and continued walking.
I didn't want to, and after a while, heavy footsteps sounded behind him, and his heart was cold, and he shouted: "What person!" He turned his head sharply, but he was still empty behind him!
This time, Lu Lao Lai can't be calm!
There were footsteps behind him, and he could hear them clearly!
And from this, he was sure that what he thought was an illusion was definitely not, it was also the sound of footsteps!
Just now, when he turned his head, he clearly saw a black shadow, and the outline of it disappeared in a flash!
Could it be...... Ghost?
"Huh!" All of a sudden, the hairs stand on end!
At this time, a fierce cold wind whistled, making a whimpering sound, blowing the dead branches and fallen leaves, adding three points of weirdness in this cold and forested night.
The more Lu Laolai thought about it, the more scared he became, the more nervous he became, his heart was beating suddenly, his palms were full of cold sweat, and his feet were a little weak.
Even his breathing seemed to be stagnant, and his chest seemed to be crushed by a big stone, so that he could barely breathe!
He was almost gone, turned around and began to run, running faster and faster, stumbling more and more, and running more and more frightened! It's like you're being chased by some monster behind you!
Faintly, he seemed to hear the heavy footsteps again, which were exceptionally clear in the dark night.
Lu Lao Lai was almost gone, "Ah! He ran all the way back to the tattered house and rolled onto the squeaky wooden bed, his head buried in the tattered quilt and hugged him tightly and trembled.
Ghost! There really are ghosts! There really are ghosts!
Just when he wanted to comfort himself that he had arrived home and was not afraid, a sneer sounded.
Heavy footsteps, sneering, Lu Lao Lai stiffened again, and a chill rose up on his spine.
should have desperately hid in the quilt, but as if bewitched, his stiff hands slowly pulled down the tattered and greasy quilt, slowly stretched out his head, and opened his eyes in a daze.
A bloody mouth and long tongue, a miserable white face came into his eyes, and Lu Laolai thought in his head, "Boom!" It seemed like a thunderclap rolled over on a sunny day, "Ah! "It's terrible!
"Ghosts! Hell yes! Hell yes! ”
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