Chapter 30: Scared of Pee
The little fat man was originally a joke, and he usually likes to tease like this, how can you do I'll give you a hundred yuan, but the other party basically can't do it.
But Zhang Xiaobai seemed to be carelessly commanding him!
How could the little fat man who had saved thousands of yuan in pocket money lose his prestige, patted his chest and said, "It's a hundred!" Do you want to try it? ”
Zhang Xiaobai walked over and said, "Then you have to try!" ”
"Wait!" The tall and thin boy suddenly said: "It's not fair, you can beat one and give you a hundred dollars, but what if you can't?" ”
Zhang Xiaobai nodded and said: "What you said makes sense, then it's okay, within every five bullets, I can shoot one, he gives me a hundred, if I can't, I give him a hundred!" What do you think of this? ”
The boy thought about it, and said in his heart, you are a sharpshooter? He happily said, "Good! In this case, I will also bet with you, do you dare to take it? ”
Zhang Xiaobai spread his hands and said, "I'm happy to accompany you!" ”
The tall and skinny boy looked at the other two friends and asked, "Are you two participating?" ”
The boy with pimples on his face shook his head and said, "I advise you two not to gamble, you don't know each other's roots, it's easy to suffer!" ”
In this small group, don't look at this boy as the youngest, but he is a military advisor, and he comes up with any bad ideas.
The little witch Wei Wei pouted slightly and said, "I am neutral, and the two do not help each other, and the two do not owe each other!" ”
The tall and thin boy said, "Okay, the fat man and I are compared to you, and we are talking about it!" ”
Zhang Xiaobai borrowed Wei Wei's slingshot and took the five-law bullet, and the first game officially began.
A sparrow fell on the branch, chirping and chirping, as if to laugh at the runners.
Zhang Xiaobai looked at it for a while, quietly walked under the tree to find the best perspective, only to see him straighten his front legs and stand up with his back legs bent and steady, holding the slingshot with his right hand and pulling the rubber band away with his left hand, and opening one eye to aim at the sparrow.
Let's not talk about success or not, this posture is quite standard and handsome enough, the little witch is intoxicated with a red face, isn't this Guo Jing in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"?
"Whoosh!"
A bullet flew out.
"Pounce!"
The sparrow in the tree flickered its wings and flew away!
The two boys clutched their bellies and laughed.
The little fat man said: "I'm scared to death, the posture is very full, and the hair hasn't touched, what's the difference with us?" ”
Zhang Xiaobai smiled, continued to look for the target, and continued to fire bullets.
The second shot didn't hit.
The third bullet hit the tail but did not fall.
The little fat man stroked his chest and smiled: "My little heart! ”
Zhang Xiaobai's face became more and more soothing, his mentality became more and more stable, and he finally found the letter after adjusting three times.
Bow Launch!
One hit and you're on the move!
The sparrow in the tree suddenly lost its life and fell vertically!
"Wow!" Wei Wei exclaimed!
Zhang Xiaobai took advantage of the victory to pursue, shot one more, and shot the next one!
Zhang Xiaobai finished hitting five and stretched out a hand.
The little fat man and the tall and thin boy pouted, but they still took out the money and handed it to Zhang Xiaobai.
Wei Wei on the side frowned slightly.
Zhang Xiaobai said: "Are you still gambling? ”
"Bet!" The two spoke in unison.
Zhang Xiaobai wanted another five bullets, this time shooting more casually and slowly, and five shot down a sparrow.
Zhang Xiaobai said again: "Still betting? ”
"Bet!" The two said again.
Zhang Xiaobai smiled and continued to shoot, exactly the same as in the previous game.
Finally, Zhang Xiaobai sighed, "Do you want to continue?" ”
The two nodded vigorously with red eyes.
It's a quick loss!
Zhang Xiaobai pointed to a can in the distance and said in a deep voice: "See? ”
Then without waiting for them to reply, Zhang Xiaobai "opened his bow and arrows", and only heard five "pop pops".
The five bullets hit the cans in succession.
The four of them were dumbfounded, speechless in shock, the distance of the cans was much farther than the birds in the trees, and it was a short time to miss a bullet.
all understood the fact that Zhang Xiaobai deliberately wanted to let in the first few games!
Zhang Xiaobai suddenly whispered to the little fat man: "Don't move! ”
Looking at his solemn expression, the others didn't dare to come out, and when they turned their heads, they saw a long snake coiled on a big tree next to the little fat man, spitting out letters at him, and the distance was only about half a meter.
The little fat man swept over, crying and trembling with a sad face, and then looked down, and his crotch was wet.
Scared to pee!
Zhang Xiaobai walked over quietly, raised his left hand into the snake's line of sight with a fist, slowly shook it from side to side to attract its attention, and kicked the little fat man away with his left foot.
The little fat man sat on the ground and couldn't get up.
Zhang Xiaobai leaned forward, his right hand was quickly stretched out, pinched under his tongue, and then looked at the snake, struggling with his mouth wide open, and his whole body was coiled on Zhang Xiaobai's entire arm.
Seeing such a scene, the other three people who were still standing sat down.
This scene is too shocking!
Zhang Xiaobai said with a smile: "I'll give you a trick for free, catch the snake three inches, hit the snake seven inches, the so-called three inches is under the tongue, pinch it and you can't bite, and seven inches is the location of the snake's heart, and it will be directly fatal!" ”
Saying that, Zhang Xiaobai showed a look of regret, "It's a pity, there is no pot in the bedroom, otherwise I can make a delicious snake soup!" ”
Hearing this, the four children almost threw up!
Zhang Xiaobai stretched out his left hand and dragged the snake away, and with a shake of his right arm, the snake was thrown away!
This is the end of a bird-hunting operation, it took a long time to go down the mountain, and the legs of the four people were weak, especially the little fat man couldn't walk fast, and his crotch was still wet.
Back at the villa, the other three people's attitude towards Zhang Xiaobai improved, and they all introduced themselves.
The tall and thin boy is called Gao Feng, the person is as his name, the little fat man is called Liao Kai, and the pimple boy is called You Le.
After they left, Wei Wei was sullen all the time, pouting and saying, "Zhang Xiaobai, you are such a big person, are you embarrassed to win their money?" ”
She originally thought that Zhang Xiaobai was just joking with those classmates and wouldn't really ask for money, but he put it in his pocket.
Zhang Xiaobai said in a sullen voice: "I deserve it!" ”
Wei Wei said: "Then why don't I give you money?" ”
Zhang Xiaobai raised his eyes to look at the little witch and said, "I drank with you and took advantage of it, how can I ask you for money?" They are different, we are a gamble, I paid and took a risk, this money is naturally mine, just because they are small I should let it? It's fourteen or fifteen, it's not too young, and I'm making money to support my family at my age! ”
After saying these words, Zhang Xiaobai turned around and walked out.
Although he said that he didn't let them, he still let them, otherwise those bullets don't know how many birds they have to hit, and they don't know how much money they have to pay.
In fact, Zhang Xiaobai was also aggrieved in his heart, he didn't want to do this, but he was so poor!
Wei Wei suddenly ran out, looked at Zhang Xiaobai's back and shouted, "Continue to teach me tomorrow!" ”
Zhang Xiaobai said without replying: "Nonsense, I want to earn your money too!" ”
The little witch laughed happily!
In the next two days, Wei Wei continued to attend classes, and I don't know why, she seemed to be a different person, and she listened to the class very seriously.
When Zhang Xiaobai thought that this girl had completely changed, the little witch's ghost idea came again.