Chapter 359: Hypocrite
When he came to the train station, Zhang Xiaobai handed Niu Er's ID card, "Get the ticket!" ”
Niu Er instead took out his ID card and handed it to Zhang Xiaobai, "Take the ticket!" ”
Zhang Xiaobai said: "Second brother, don't forget your identity!" ”
Niu Er said: "Remember, I'm a bodyguard, not your secretary or assistant!" ”
Zhang Xiaobai pointed his finger at Niu Er, "If I can't beat you, I have to beat you!" ”
Reluctantly took the ID card, Zhang Xiaobai just glanced at it, and then smiled back and forth.
Niu Er looked at him in confusion, and then kicked him away.
After queuing for twenty minutes, Zhang Xiaobai finally bought a ticket, and his smile was still undiminished.
"Second brother, it turns out that your name is really Niu Er! Do you have a big brother named Niu Da! ”
I thought Niu Er was just a title, but I didn't expect it to be a name, which shows how unreliable his parents are.
Niu Er stretched out a finger and shook it slowly, "Wrong! My eldest brother's name is Niu Yi! ”
Zhang Xiaobai was shocked, and then he couldn't control it, squatting on the ground and laughing.
Niu Yi! It's better to call it a cow!
Niu Er took the ticket and looked at it, and scolded: "Stinky boy, you also slam the door, right?" You can't buy a sleeper for more than ten hours? ”
Zhang Xiaobai smiled: "Isn't there a lot of money for sleepers?" ”
Niu Er said angrily: "I doubt my vision now, why did I follow you as a miser?" ”
Zhang Xiaobai suddenly smiled, and his gaze stayed in a corner of the waiting room.
Niu Er followed the line of sight, a little couple hugged each other there, and hugged very tightly, the boy had a suitcase at his feet, and the girl sobbed softly, it seemed to be a drama of sending a lover at the train station.
Niu Er said: "Just like you, you can't find a daughter-in-law in your life!" ”
Zhang Xiaobai said inexplicably, "Forget it, don't bother them, what's the matter with your blushing?" ”
When Zhang Xiaobai turned his gaze back, Niu Er said excitedly: "Look at it, look at it, kiss it!" ”
Zhang Xiaobai laughed angrily: "You old guy! ”
After waiting for half an hour, I checked in and got on the bus.
The two of them sat next to each other, and it was a coincidence that the boy who kissed just now was opposite, and there was a strange girl.
The boy wore a pair of glasses, and Svenwen looked very cultured, and after sitting down, he greeted the three people sitting together warmly.
Zhang Xiaobai nodded lightly in response, thinking that you don't know me!
Niu Er squinted and looked around for a while, then closed his eyes and took a nap.
Zhang Xiaobai took out a book, the journey was long, and the good time could not be wasted.
The girl on the other side ate the fruit, then took out a book and flipped through the pages.
Perhaps after reading it, the girl put down the book and looked out the window at the night.
The boy smiled slightly, and said softly: "Maybe every man has had two women like this, who took red roses, and over time, they turned red into mosquito blood on the wall, and white was the bright moonlight in front of the bed; married a white rose, the white one turned into a grain of rice on the clothes, and the red one was a cinnabar mole on the heart! ”
The boy's words were soft, and the carriage was a little noisy, but it was enough for the three people sitting together to hear it.
Niu Er opened his eyes and looked at this boy with neurotic eyes, thinking what the hell are you talking about?
Zhang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows slightly, because he just noticed that the book that the girl was reading was Zhang Ailing's "Red Roses and White Roses".
The girl sitting by the window was startled, turned her head and asked, "Do you also like Zhang Ailing?" ”
The boy smiled: "I don't like it, I just have some appreciation!" I like her talent, but I don't like her mind! ”
The girl frowned and asked, "What do you say?" ”
The boy thought for a moment and said, "That classic quote illustrates her two views, first, every man has at least two women, or hopes that he will have at least two women; Second, every man doesn't like just one woman, at least not all the time! I still don't approve of it! ”
"Not every man is as she said, the reason why Zhang Ailing thinks so is just due to personal experience!"
The girl said, "But they all say that men are big turnips!" ”
The boy smiled and said, "They must be broken girls you said, I sympathize with them, but it's not like that!" ”
Niu Er yawned, closed his eyes and continued to rest.
Zhang Xiaobai's eyes fell on the book, but he didn't have the heart to read it, and listened with a frown.
The girl looked sideways at the boy, waiting for the next step.
The boy took a deep breath and continued: "In this world, there are always some individual cases, such as me, although I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I really hope to find a confidante to spend the rest of my life with, holding the hand of my son and growing old with my son!" ”
The girl suddenly showed reverent gaze and stared at the boy without blinking.
Niu Er sat opposite the boy, sneezed coldly, and sprayed the foaming star on the boy's face without any waste.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Niu Er said apologetically, then took out a roll of toilet paper from his bag and tore a large piece to wipe the boy's face.
The boy couldn't dodge left and right, and his face felt a little painful, as if this manpower had been used too much. He only felt a little embarrassed, but he didn't get angry, and said very generously: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”
The girl raised her eyebrows and muttered, "No quality!" ”
Niu Er buckled his nose with his little thumb, I don't know if he could buckle it, wiped it on the toilet paper, and threw it into the tray on the table.
"Yes, it's really unqualified! Not only is he unqualified, but he is also a well-dressed and sanctimonious hypocrite! ”
The girl snorted, feeling that this person was very inexplicable.
The boy seemed to hear something, and his face turned a little pale.
Zhang Xiaobai slowly raised his head and looked at the boy, "You just said you don't have a girlfriend?" ”
The boy said, "Sir, do I have a girlfriend who has anything to do with you?" ”
The corners of Zhang Xiaobai's mouth curled, revealing a mocking look, "I saw you when I was in the waiting room, when you hugged a girl, I think that person is not your sister or your mother, right?" ”
Niu Er shook his head and said, "That's definitely not, they all kissed in the end!" ”
The girl looked at the boy in shock, but she didn't know who to believe for a while.
The boy tried his best to hide the panic in his heart, "You bloody mouths! Did you feel jealous when I talked to this girl? I've seen that you're in the same group! ”
The girl nodded, feeling very relaxed, if she had to make a choice between the two sides, she would believe this boy without hesitation.
Zhang Xiaobai suddenly stood up, grabbed the boy's neck, and asked with a grin, "Do you know Wang Xinyi?" ”
The boy was strangled with a red face, coughing constantly, and a great sense of fear made him dare not lie, "admit it...... Acquaintance, it's my girlfriend! ”
The girl next to her was disappointed at first, and then showed a look of disgust.
Zhang Xiaobai let go of the boy and said, "Officially tell you, Wang Xinyi broke up with you!" If you dare to pester him in the future, I can't spare you! ”