Chapter 2 Eighteen Road Pig Monkeys
The person who spoke was standing behind Gongsun Zhan, this person was seven feet five inches long, his ears were hanging down his shoulders, his hands were above his knees, and he could see his big ears when he turned his head, although this person's ears and hands looked a little strange, but his appearance was upright, and his face was like white jade lips like grease.
In fact, judging people by appearance is not exclusive to modern times, in ancient times, especially in the Han Dynasty, the style of judging people by appearance was even worse, and ugly guys generally did not give you filial piety, let alone become an official.
Therefore, the so-called impression is really not a modern invention......
Seeing Liu Bei's appearance, Yuan Shao was not angry, but asked suspiciously.
"Who is behind Gongsun Taishou?"
"It is under the hair that is small, and the plain makes Liu Bei also."
After the introduction, Gongsun Chan led Liu Bei to him and talked about Liu Bei's merits in detail - mainly because of the little bad things when he played the yellow scarf, and it was said that Liu Bei's credit when he played the yellow scarf was not much, but you can't stand the fact that Gongsun Chan will blow it......
What's more, with the status of Gongsun Zhan, the NB he blows out is also fragrant......
After introducing Liu Bei's achievements, Gongsun Chan also boasted about Liu Bei's life experience - after King Jing of Zhongshan......
Well, if it sounds good, it's royalty, and if it's ugly, it's a relative that Liu Xie's eight poles can't beat - the kind that can be tested by doing DNA testing.
But as the so-called sedan chair is carried by everyone, everyone has said so, and the princes present are also human spirits, and it is just a trivial matter to give Gongsun Chan a face, so everyone stroked their beards and smiled, what "long admiration and long admiration", "disrespect and disrespect" and the like came.
It wasn't until after a good business exchange that Yuan Shao waved his hand and gave Liu Bei a seat, Liu Bei sat at the end, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei walked out from behind Gongsun Zhan and stood behind Liu Bei.
After that, it's the second round of blowing......
Wang Wei, who was standing behind Cao Cao, was dumbfounded, didn't you Yuan Shao just talk about Sun Jian? Why is Uncle Liu here again now......
In short, in any case, the princes of the Eighteen Roads became happier the more they talked, as if they were not marching and fighting now, but holding a pleasant drinking party.
Of course, there are exceptions.
For example, Cao Cao.
Whether it is history or romance, the princes of the Eighteenth Road are like a joke of military action, the princes of the Eighteenth Road (Eleventh Road) face and heart do not agree, everyone has their own little abacus in their hearts, which is manifested in the action, that is, to deal with things, but there are exceptions in this process.
Cao Cao and Sun Jian are exceptions......
Now these two people really take Kuang Fu Han as their own responsibility, and it is the same as playing with their lives to beat Dong Zhuo, but unfortunately, the strength of the princes of the Eighteen Roads together can be compared with Dong Zhuo, and with the strength of Sun Jian and Cao Cao alone, it is really far from Dong Zhuo.
Saying that Cao Cao has not been here for a day or two, with his brain, of course, he can understand what everyone here is thinking, seeing that this topic is getting farther and farther, and he has not talked about the war for almost five minutes, Cao Cao can't help but feel bitter in his heart, and he takes a glass of wine and drinks the wine, and it is difficult to suppress the grievances in his heart.
Now Cao Cao has understood that he has found a group of pig monkeys to be his teammates......
Until the atmosphere was in full swing and the wine had been drunk in two jars, there was a sudden commotion outside the door.
"Report!"
A spy walked into the tent and said loudly.
"Huaxiong led the iron to ride down the pass, holding the banner of Sun Taishou, and came to fight in front of the tent."
The audience was silent for a while.
……
Everyone drinks and drinks well, you Huaxiong come over to stir up the situation, isn't it not a no-face.
Yuan Shao's face was a little ugly, but as the leader of the alliance, he quickly came back to his senses, only to see Yuan Shao smash the wine glass with one hand, and shouted loudly: "Who dares to fight!" ”
Behind Yuan Shu, a young general immediately walked out.
"The last general, Yu She, can kill Huaxiong!"
Yuan Shao nodded in response, so he ...... The rest of the plot is clear to everyone......
If you don't give two heads, how can you reflect Guan Wusheng's NB......
If it is played according to the plot of the original book, things will definitely go smoothly to the bridge of Wenjiu and Huaxiong, but the appearance of Wang Wei has made things turn a corner.
It didn't take a few minutes for another spy to report back.
"Yu Shi fought with Hua Xiong for three rounds and was beheaded under the horse!"
Everyone was shocked, and at this moment, Han Fu shouted.
"Where is General Pan Feng?"
"The end will be here!"
"I have Admiral Pan Feng, I can kill Huaxiong!"
Yuan Shao was overjoyed: "No! ”
Pan Feng came out of the account with a big axe, and within three minutes, the spies reported again.
"General Pan was also beheaded by Hua Xiong......"
"This TMD."
Yuan Shao's old face twitched on the spot, he stroked his beard, and a few of his beards were torn off, until he saw that no one stepped forward to take the initiative to ask for battle, Yuan Shao muttered.
"It's a pity that my general Yan Liangwen is ugly, if not, how can there be room for Huaxiong's majesty!"
As soon as the words fell, a person walked out behind Liu Bei.
This person is more than nine feet long, his beard is neatly cared for, Danfeng's eyes are lying on silkworm eyebrows, and his face is like a red date, and the sound is like a bell!
"The last general is willing to behead Huaxiong and dedicate it to the account."
This person is Guan Yu!
Now Guan Yu's reputation is not obvious, Yuan Shao naturally doesn't recognize this person, he just wanted to ask, but saw another person walking out from behind Cao Cao.
"In Xia Wang Wei, I am willing to kill Huaxiong!"
The princes were silent, Cao Cao looked at the figures of Wang Wei and Guan Yu, squinting his eyes, with a light smile on his face - although Wang Wei's move to fight without telling Cao Cao was a little abrupt, but in this case, Cao Cao did not take this matter to heart.
Didn't you see that Yu Shi and Guan Yu both took the initiative to step forward?
Moreover, Cao Cao was very confident in Wang Wei's force, well, .
In fact, not only Cao Cao, Wang Wei is also very confident in his own force - Hua Xiong is also a famous general, but his surname is all set off by Guan Yu.
Speaking of who is Huaxiong? Ahh......h Textbook negative material......
Overestimate Huaxiong's strength a little, the peak of second-rate generals, this is not an insurmountable peak in the eyes of Wang Wei now, this is likely to be Wang Wei's last plot task at the entry level, in other words, now Wang Wei's force is at the peak at the entry-level stage, at this time Wang Wei does not dare to fight, then he doesn't have to play.
Looking at the two generals below, all the princes, you look at me, I look at you, they are silent, but Zhang Fei, a reckless man, muttered - his muttering is not much different from the normal voice of a normal person......
"Who is this guy who is here to steal the limelight from my second brother."
Cao Cao and the generals behind him glared at him, but saw that Zhang Fei was not false at all, his big copper bell-like eyes were gurgling around, and Cao Cao's face turned red and angry!