Chapter 77: I was taken advantage of by a foolish man
Qiao Xiaoru: "Ah! With a scream, the fool sat up and stepped back, staring at him with wide eyes!
I'll go! What's going on? It must have been the wrong way she opened her eyes!
"Daughter-in-law! What's wrong? The stupid husband was very stunned, and watched Qiao Xiao flee from his side as if he was running away, his arms were empty, and his heart suddenly became empty and uncomfortable. The foolish husband glanced at Qiao Xiaoru aggrievedly, not understanding what he had done wrong to make his daughter-in-law angry.
"Xiaoru, what's wrong! What happened? Tian knocked lightly on the door and asked.
Qiao Xiaoru knew that it was caused by her scream, she was a little annoyed, she was busy calming down, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, mother!" Well, I was startled when I suddenly saw a cockroach right in front of me! ”
Tian didn't doubt him, and smiled with a sigh of relief: "What's wrong with me!" Cockroaches have nothing to be afraid of, and they won't bite, you, don't scare yourself, ah! ”
"Hey, I know mother!" Qiao Xiaoru said busily.
Hearing the footsteps of Tian's departure, Qiao Xiaoru breathed a sigh of relief.
"Why did you sleep on, sleep here last night?" Qiao Xiaoru lowered her voice and glared at the foolish man and asked.
I looked down and saw that fortunately, the clothes on my body were all in good condition, if I was confused, Qiao Xiaoru would definitely be suffocated to death!
The foolish husband was even more depressed, and it was very uncomfortable to be looked at by his daughter-in-law with such eyes, as if he had pressed a big stone.
glanced at Qiao Xiaoru aggrievedly, and said sullenly: "You fell asleep sitting last night, I carried you to bed, and fell asleep...... Daughter-in-law, I just slept with you, I didn't hurt you, I'm really careful! ”
"Shut up!" Qiao Xiaoru's face turned red all of a sudden.
Lying in a groove, can you not use the words of a fool like this - ambiguous and unscrupulous!
Sure enough, the festival or something is all floating clouds for fools?
"Daughter-in-law, I didn't mean to!" The stupid husband felt even more uncomfortable, rubbed over and leaned in front of Qiao Xiaoru, and said pitifully: "Daughter-in-law, if you don't beat me, you can beat me!" ”
The foolish man was a little weak-hearted, but he didn't dare to tell the truth completely. He hugged his daughter-in-law to sleep last night, he didn't forget that he was going to sleep on the other side of the bed, but it felt so good to hold his soft and fragrant daughter-in-law, he was reluctant to let go, so he wanted to hug it again, hug it again......
As a result, I fell asleep before I knew it......
Seeing his daughter-in-law like this at this moment, he knew that he had done something wrong, but he was smart and knew that he couldn't let his daughter-in-law know about it, otherwise it would be worse.
Moreover, he does not regret it at all!
If the daughter-in-law is willing to beat him, does that mean that he can sleep with his daughter-in-law every night in the future? Just get beaten up the next morning?
Anyway, he has rough skin and thick meat, and he is not afraid of fighting!
Qiao Xiaoru said this pitifully like a puppy, blinking his eyes, his eyes were misty, and he couldn't help but soften his heart and wanted to laugh a little. Most of that anger dissipated before I knew it.
"Fool! Why am I beating you! Is! "If you are injured, who will work to support your family?
"Forget it!" Qiao Xiaoru couldn't seriously deal with the foolish man, so he waved his hand and said, "I don't blame you for what happened last night!" However, this will never be allowed again, do you hear? If you dare next time, believe it or not—I'll ignore you! ”
"Huh? Oh, I see, daughter-in-law! The foolish husband was happy after listening to the first half, but after listening to the second half, he wilted again, and said sullenly: "Daughter-in-law, don't ignore me, I can't listen to you!" ”
Qiao Xiaoru was angry and funny when she saw him looking depressed and disappointed, this fool, it was obviously her who suffered, what kind of expression did he have!
"Alright, get up! I'm going to work today! Qiao Xiaoru lifted the quilt and got out of bed. Looking at the bed that was still a quilt, I rubbed my brain in annoyance, I was really stupid, didn't I buy a new quilt and come back? Let him cover himself with a quilt tonight!
Seeing that the coat that was still connected with needles and threads and was not sewn, Qiao Xiaoru sighed and said, "Look at you, why didn't you know how to wake me up when I fell asleep last night!" The clothes haven't been mended yet! ”
Silly Fujun's eyes lit up, and he smiled and said, "I'll come!" Without waiting for Qiao Xiaoru to react, she had already snatched the needle and thread and clothes, sat on the stool, lowered her head and sewed the needle and thread skillfully.
"This-" Qiao Xiaoru was dumbfounded!
She walked over to take a closer look, then silently turned her head to the side.
Well, it's better for her not to watch it, it will be very shameless to see it.
The stitches are fine, very neat and symmetrical. Well, much stronger than hers......
When Qiao Xiaoru was still depressed and entangled, the foolish husband had already sewn it up, tied the needle and knotted it, broke the thread, raised the clothes and handed it to Qiao Xiaoru: "Daughter-in-law, it's okay!" ”
Qiao Xiaoru: "......" was hit again with the sewn clothes in his hand.
Putting away the needle and thread, she couldn't help but ask the foolish husband: "Why do you know this?" ”
The foolish man looked at his hand and thought for a while, but blinked his confused eyes and said, "I don't know either!" Is this hard? ”
Qiao Xiaoru choked, this thing is here to hit her!
After thinking about it, this is clearly a knee-jerk action that practice makes perfect, maybe it will be in the barracks, after all, there are no women in the barracks who specialize in needlework, if the clothes are broken, who will help you if you don't sew them yourself!
Or, during the years when he apprenticed to martial arts, he also did these jobs by himself? Qiao Xiaoru quickly denied this idea again, there should always be a master and sister in his master's family!
"Don't tell anyone that you sewed this garment for me, you know?" Qiao Xiaoru told the fool uneasily.
The foolish husband nodded again and again and said yes, and grinned cautiously: "Daughter-in-law, you are not angry with me, right?" ”
"Angry what?"
"Last night—"
"Shut up! Don't mention last night! I won't be angry if I don't mention it! ”
"Oh!" Silly Fujun's voice was muffled, and he was a little aggrieved.
Qiao Xiaoru is happy, she is the one who should be wronged! "Let's go, we'll be out later!"
Talking about pulling him out, it's another day of struggle!
It seems easy to cut off the long carbon wood that has been chopped, and it is actually easy, but the same action that requires force to be repeated tens of thousands of times is definitely not an easy task!
At this time, the advantages of the foolish man were brought into full play.
The thick charcoal wood at the mouth of the bowl is obviously hard, but in the hands of the foolish man, it was easily cut off one by one in the blink of an eye.
I saw that the foolish man cut three or four knives on the firewood, and then stepped on it hard, and it was broken! In other words, it is impossible to break it even if you step on such a small gap with all your strength.