The breeze came, and the two brothers were still chatting in the yard.

Niu Er told Zhang Xiaobai a story.

In the bar, a strong man wanted to go to the bathroom, and he was afraid that others would drink his wine, so he wrote a line on the paper and pressed it with a wine glass, and then went to the bathroom with confidence.

The paper reads, "I'm a boxer, and whoever drinks my wine I'll kill whom." ”

When I returned, the glass was still there, but the wine was gone, and a line of words had been added to the paper.

"I'm a sprinter, you have the ability to chase me!"

This story proves that it is better to be able to fight than to run.

After laughing, Zhang Xiaobai also told a little joke.

It's still in the bar, that's the boxer, after the last lesson he learned to be smart, and when he went to the bathroom, he wrote another line.

"I'm a boxer, and I spat on alcohol."

Who would dare to drink this?

When he returned, the boxer smiled, and the glass was still there, so he drank it dry in one gulp.

Then I suddenly saw that there was an extra line of words on the note.

"I'm not a boxer, and I spit in my drink."

Niu Er was about to laugh when he heard it!

After laughing, Zhang Xiaobai lit a cigarette for the two of them.

"Second brother, make an appointment with Liu Bao tomorrow!"

Niu Er frowned, and said puzzledly: "What are you doing with which grandson?" ”

Zhang Xiaobai turned his head and smiled mysteriously at Niu Er.

Niu Er thought for a while and said with a smile: "Are you broken?" ”

He understood with a look, Zhang Xiaobai raised his thumb and said with a smile: "Second brother, you can eat with your brain, why rely on your skills?" ”

After getting along for so long and going through so many things, Zhang Xiaobai knows Niu Er very well, he is really well-informed, rich in experience, very accurate in seeing people and things, and sometimes asking for his opinions.

Niu Er said: "Tired, how tired you are to use your brain!" There are not many people in this world who can stand a life like yours. ”

After seeing him too much, Niu Er only has one word for Zhang Xiaobai - service, he seems to only do the same thing every day.

Keep running forward.

Can you not get tired?

Zhang Xiaobai slowly smoked a cigarette and said, "I'm Forrest Gump!" ”

Niu Er frowned and scolded: "Get out!" Just say I don't understand, but you have culture? ”

The next afternoon, according to the usual custom, Li Bao should be at the Internet café.

Zhang Xiaobai came to Laixian County and dialed Li Bao's number.

"Who?" Li Bao said very politely.

"Hello, I'm Zhang Xiaobai!" Zhang Xiaobai said politely.

"Typing a mistake!" Li Bao hung up the phone directly.

Zhang Xiaobai thought to himself, yes, it was indeed the grandson's voice.

After a while, the phone rang again and rang for a while before it was connected.

"I told you that I made a mistake, I don't know you!" Li Bao shouted.

"We have eaten together, with Zhang Ran and Wang Duan." Zhang Xiaobai said.

Li Bao was silent for a moment, then immediately changed his tone and said with a smile: "It's you, I really forgot, why did you call me for so long?" ”

Zhang Xiaobai said: "I'm sorry, I went out recently, do you have time at night?" Have a meal! ”

"If you have time, see you at the Drunken Immortal Tower at six o'clock in the evening!"

Without waiting for Zhang Xiaobai to reply, Li Bao hung up the phone again, then stared at the screen, pressed the keyboard with one hand and the mouse with the other, and shot the other party's head.

Zuixianlou is the best hotel in Laixian, and Li Bao is not polite, so he goes there directly.

At six o'clock, in the private room of Zuixianlou, the two sat together again.

The wine is Moutai, the smoke is soft, and the specifications are very high.

Li Bao glanced at it and showed a satisfied expression.

It's still the same as last time, sitting without a sitting statue, Li Bao is holding a cigarette with Erlang's legs crooked, and he looks like a social person.

"Did Zhang Ran do that for you?"

From the moment they met, Zhang Xiaobai showed a very respectful look, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "No way!" ”

Li Bao squinted at Zhang Xiaobai and snorted coldly: "I knew that I didn't do it for you, so I found me!" ”

Zhang Xiaobai said: "I bothered you! ”

Li Bao flicked off the cigarette ash and said, "Treat me, there is a door for this matter!" ”

Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly poured wine, and the two of them started drinking.

Don't look at Li Bao's young age, the amount of alcohol is not small, and he drinks very boldly.

Two bottles of wine, the two of them actually drank it.

Zhang Xiaobai asked tentatively, "Do you want another bottle?" ”

Li Bao burped, wiped his mouth and said, "No need, go to KTV to play." ”

Zhang Xiaobai smiled: "It has been arranged a long time ago!" ”

Li Bao patted Zhang Xiaobai on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Yes, it's enough to be on the road!" ”

This time, Zhang Xiaobai borrowed the domineering in the mine, and some people were really snobbish and talked about the car.

I wanted Li Bao to get into his car, but I didn't expect that this little bald head would directly pull Zhang Xiaobai into the car, step on the accelerator and leave.

Niu Er chased after him, scolding his mother in his mouth, for fear of any accidents.

Luckily, nothing happened along the way.

Zhang Xiaobai worked as a waiter in a wealthy nightclub, and he knew a lot about this occasion, and he had to sing with the waiter after entering the private room.

After a while, a row of flowery girls stood in front of them.

Li Bao crossed Erlang's legs, scratched his little bald head, and ordered three girls.

Zhang Xiaobai was very helpless, so he ordered one.

Fruit plates, snacks, beer, and wine filled the table.

Drink, eat, sing.

The four of them were having a good time, but Zhang Xiaobai kept a certain distance from the girl, no matter how much she took the initiative, Zhang Xiaobai didn't react, she was there like a wooden man, and she didn't even drink wine.

Li Bao didn't care about him, patronized himself, shook the dice and drank beer, and the ghost cried and the wolf howled and the song ushered in a cheer.

Zhang Xiaobai scolded his ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart.

Li Bao suddenly walked over with a wine glass and said with a smile: "Who is that, I respect you!" ”

Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly poured wine, raised his glass with both hands and said, "You're polite, I respect you!" ”

After a glass of wine, Li Bao patted his chest and said: "Then you can put it in your stomach, I, Li Bao, will not eat and drink for nothing, I will definitely do it for you!" ”

Zhang Xiaobai poured wine again, "Thank you!" ”

Li Bao smiled at the quiet girl Nunu, and then returned to his original seat and played with the three girls wantonly.

Zhang Xiaobai took out a cigarette and was about to light it, when the girl next to him suddenly stretched out the lighter.

Zhang Xiaobai did not refuse, and said thank you after lighting a cigarette.

The girl was very surprised, on this occasion, there were really few people who said thank you.

After flicking the cigarette ash, Zhang Xiaobai asked, "Why did you do this business?" ”

The girl was stunned for a moment and said, "Poor! ”

Zhang Xiaobai sighed, then took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, but the girl waved her hand, "Thank you, I don't smoke." ”

Zhang Xiaobai smiled, on this occasion, there are really not many of them who can say thank you, and there are very few who don't smoke.

"Then you have a drink, I don't need you to accompany me!"

The girl didn't drink either, but withdrew her body again, and she was alone there in a daze.

After playing for two hours, he gave each of the four girls a tip of 200, and paid for the wine wallet, this time it cost more than 2,000 yuan, and Zhang Xiaobai was so angry that his liver hurt.

Walking out of the KTV, Li Bao said: "Let's go, the next show!" ”