"This guy thought to himself, I'm going to die anyway, how can I be happy before I die, but there are no women here, so he set his sights on the she-donkey."

The people around him all looked this way, drawn to Bill's story.

"When he came behind the donkey, he found that he could not reach it, so he put up a mound of earth, and tried to stand on it, but as soon as he had done so, the donkey went some way forward, and the fellow was very angry, and he chased after him and continued to pile up the mound, and in this way, as soon as he raised the mound, the donkey went on a long way, and went a long way."

"At this moment, a woman appeared in the distance, the woman was tied to the Gobi, the man saved the woman, the woman was very grateful to the man, and said, I want to repay you, you can do whatever you want to me."

The people in the carriage all looked at Bill, and some even stood up and listened, and at this moment people thought to themselves, this man must be going to have a sex with the woman.

But then Bill said, "So the man pointed to his donkey and said, I don't believe it today, you help me hold it." ”

There was silence in the carriage at first, and then burst into laughter, and someone couldn't help but say: "It's so interesting, that man must be stunned, and if you don't sleep, the beauty has to sleep on the donkey." ”

"This is called thinking inertia, and the idea that he has been obsessed with for a long time has reached the point where he has to complete it, so he will say that sentence."

While the people in the carriage were still discussing the joke, the lady across from Bill looked at Bill with disdain and said, "All I saw was vulgarity." ”

Bill shrugged.

Pete smiled at Jiang Hao and said, "Head, Bill is stealing your jokes, but I think he chose a bad target, and that woman looks very difficult." ”

Jiang Hao also said with a smile: "Hehe, let him play, it's just a lonely journey." ”

At this moment, the carriage shook violently, and then there was a sharp brake, and many people fell to the ground suddenly, causing bursts of screams, and Jenny almost hit the baffle, Jiang Hao took her into his arms.

The first thought in Jiang Hao's mind was robbery.

The train finally stopped, and after a while, the door was kicked open from outside, and six men in denim clothes, with flower scarves on their faces, and Winchester with revolts in their hands, rushed in, and the one who hit the head shouted at the people in the carriage: "Robber!! ”

There was a robbery, and the carriage was chaotic again, "Bang bang bang!" ”

The robbers fired several shots at the ceiling of the train, and the gunfire finally stopped the commotion in the carriage, and everyone looked at the group of robbers with frightened eyes.

Jiang Hao's subordinates all looked at Jiang Hao, they were used to this situation, but they would not be afraid, as long as they gave the first order, they would draw their guns and kill this group of damn guys.

"Everyone sit down obediently, put all the money in their pockets, and if there is any disobedience, be careful that I throw him out of the window." A robber roared arrogantly.

Vane pursed his lips and whispered, "That's my line." ”

The robbery started from the front row, Jiang Hao and they sat in the middle position, and they couldn't come for a while, a guy with a spear was the head of this group of people, his eyes patrolled the situation in the carriage, and when he walked to Bill's place, he saw the beautiful lady.

The man's eyes suddenly showed a lewd evil, and the rifle in his hand slowly stretched forward, the woman trembled slightly with fright, and slowly, the rifle pressed against the woman's tall chest.

The rifle stabbed lightly twice, and the dent that was stabbed was a big piece, "Oh, not bad, this lady, your journey is over, now please take your luggage and get out of the car with me, I will arrange a comfortable and wonderful place for you." ”

Listening to the robbers' words, the woman's face instantly turned pale, and she knew that if she was really taken away by this group of robbers, what awaited her would be the most tragic fate.

But if they don't obey, these vicious guys are likely to shoot themselves directly.

The woman slowly stood up, her eyes looking around, hoping that someone could help her, but the gentle men in the carriage all avoided the woman's eyes.

A woman's heart is like ashes.

At this moment, Bill, who was opposite the woman, showed a smile at the woman, and this smile seemed to contain a lot of meaning, making the woman slightly stunned.

The robber raised his gun and pointed it at the ceiling, and said to the woman, "Now, at once, come out and follow me, or I will kill you here." ”

But as soon as he finished saying this, Jiang Hao, who had been sitting next to him, shouted, "Do it!" ”

With Jiang Hao's shout, Bill moved, and suddenly there was a silver revolver in his hand, and he shot two shots in the chest of the robber leader standing next to him.

"Bang bang!"

The leader of the robbers didn't even react, and he fell to the ground and died a tragic death.

At the same time, Jiang Hao's other subordinates also made a move, and for a while, there was a lot of gunfire in the carriage, and those robbers could not have imagined that they had encountered a group of robbers who were even more fierce than them, robbing and meeting their ancestors, and they were all a team composed of extremely fierce bounty hunters.

The revolver turned twice in Jiang Hao's hand, brushed it back into the holster on his waist, and said to the others at the same time: "Bill, Pete, you lead the team to search at both ends, as long as there are robbers, kill them all." ”

Bill and Pete started the search with three or four people, and Roy, who was not far away, saw this scene and licked his lips, as if, these guys, all of them are so strong, they can't deal with any of them, and they don't know how the person named Hall collected such a group of strong men.

Jack Chen's eyes were also shining with golden light, this gentleman named Hall was so powerful, he didn't see the action of pulling out the gun just now, and he saw a gun seem to suddenly appear in his hand, and then there was a banging gunshot, and then, those robbers were all dead.

His companions are also very good, and if they helped, they might really be able to save the princess.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

There were several gunshots on both sides, and after a while, Bill and Pete both returned, and Pete said, "Boss, there are two positions at the front of the car, and they are all killed." ”

"Boss, there are three robbers in the back compartment, we killed them, a total of 11 robbers, and now they are all dead, and we are safe now."

Hearing Bill's words, the carriage burst into warm applause.

The conductor came and dragged the body of the robber away, and soon cleaned the inside of the carriage, and the train let out a long roar and started slowly moving again.

Bill and the others sat back in their seats, they were used to fighting, and they didn't feel anything at all, but the others looked at them with gratitude.

The lady opposite Bill, who was full of disdain and contempt for Bill's rough man before, saw Bill sit down, squeezed out a smile and said, "Mr. Bill, thank you so much just now." ”

Bill smiled, "It's nothing, there's no way I'm going to watch a pretty lady like you being ruined by those damn robbers, God won't allow it." ”

"I still want to thank you, and I apologize for the previous faux pas, in fact, the joke you just said is quite funny." The woman said.

"Oh yes, I still have a few jokes, do you want to hear them?" Bill was immediately interested.

"Of course~~" The woman gave Bill a warm smile.

"It's still a story about the Great Gobi Desert in Mexico, or the guy who rode a donkey, he got lost again, this time he didn't want to have anything to do with the donkey, he was tired and thirsty, he just wanted to get out of the desert and get some water to drink."

Just in front, he was lucky enough to meet a woman, he saw the woman holding a bowl of cherry juice, and said, "Miss, I am dying of thirst, can you give me your cherry juice to drink", the woman gave him the cherry juice, and the man drank it, but he was too thirsty to drink enough, and then asked the woman for cherry juice. ”

Everyone in the carriage looked at Bill, not knowing what would happen next, and the shadow of the robbery had been forgotten by them.

"The woman said, no, wait for next month."

There was some silence in the carriage, and suddenly one or two people laughed, and then slowly, many people laughed, and finally almost everyone laughed.

The lady across from Bill smiled and blushed a little, and gave Bill a blank look, "You're such a bad guy." ”

Bill grinned, "You smiled, didn't you." ”

Pete looked at Jiang Hao with a smile and said, "Boss, Bill, this shameless guy, is stealing your jokes again." ”

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