Chapter 560: Magic with Taste
When the music sounded, Jiang Hao walked to the stage with a smile on his face, standing in the middle of the stage, and the audience cheered.
"Welcome to the Darenshu, what's your name?" Bald brother Hoy Mandel asked.
"Jiang Hao."
"What do you do?"
"I was a student in the Department of Music and Performing Arts at New York University, studying opera." Jiang Hao said.
Melanie Brown, a former member of the Crazy Spice Girls, immediately said excitedly: "Oh, I love opera, are you going to perform opera?" ”
"I'm ready to perform, um~~~"
Speaking of this, Jiang Hao suddenly covered his stomach with an uncomfortable expression, the four judges on the stage were stunned, and the audience was also full of surprise.
Jiang Hao took a breath and showed an expression of trying to suppress it, but everyone could see the uncomfortable look on his face.
Supermodel Heidi Cram immediately asked, "Are you feeling sick?" ”
"Ahem," Jiang Hao said with some embarrassment, "Oh, I~~, I feel that my stomach is a little uncomfortable, maybe I ate something bad at noon." ”
Jiang Hao bent down slightly to tuck his abdomen, his legs slowly approached and tightened, with an uncomfortable and tough expression on his face.
Rapunzel Howard Stern pouted and spoke into the microphone, "I suggest you go to the bathroom immediately and stop the show." ”
All the audience puffed out their faces and watched this scene on stage, some pouted and some shrugged their shoulders, a situation like this, I'm afraid it's the first time in the history of the talent show, how unlucky this actor must be to have a stomach on stage.
Jiang Hao stretched out his hand and shook it, "I think, I can continue." ”
Then he tried to straighten his waist and took a deep breath, but within a second the painful expression on his face became more severe, and he bent down again, his legs clamped tighter, like a break dance, and he trembled slightly.
The four judges on the stage looked at each other, and finally it was the long-haired brother Howard who spoke, "Man, I think you'd better solve it, your spirit is very touching to us, maybe we can give you 5 minutes." ”
Jiang Hao lowered his head, stretched his hand forward suddenly, and said loudly: "No, I want to perform, my professor said that missing a performance is the biggest sin of a performer." ”
Several judges had wonderful expressions, and said in their hearts, we are afraid that you will spray directly on the stage, man, then the talent show will be really famous.
The bald brother Hoy bared his teeth, "Man, you don't want to solve it on stage, do you?" ”
Jiang Hao raised his head, his eyes lit up, and he said to several judges, "Hey, it's a good idea." ”
The audience in the audience was in an uproar, and several judges were stunned, especially the two female judges, who covered their mouths in disgust and leaned back unconsciously.
Jiang Hao looked left and right, as if looking for a suitable place, his two hands had reached the waistband of his trousers, and the audience was in an uproar, many women unconsciously held their mouths and closed their eyes, and several judges' mouths were even more crooked.
Jiang Hao looked at it in the middle position, there was a five-pointed star here, it should be the most central position on the stage, he squatted down and tried it, and seemed to think that this position was just right.
The audience in the audience shouted louder, and some people even shouted the slogan "Get off the stage, get off the stage, get off the stage quickly".
When the host Nick saw this situation, he was also about to step forward to stop Jiang Hao, when Jiang Hao suddenly took off his suit and brushed it on the ground.
Some people thought that he was afraid of dirty ground, so he took off his clothes and then pulled them onto his suit, and the audience shouted louder, and some people even burst out of foul language and shouted straight down.
"Toot ~~"
"Toot ~~"
Two times in a row, some judges pressed the fork, trying to stop Jiang Hao and drive him off the stage.
Just when the other two judges also remembered to press the button,
But in the next second, the curse turned into an exclamation, because people saw that where Jiang Hao's clothes brushed, a portable toilet actually appeared.
"Wow, wow, wow~~~ How did he do it."
"Is it a magic show?"
"Hey, such a big sitting, where did he take it out, did anyone see it?"
Nick walked halfway and found that it didn't seem like that was the case, he retreated again, the audience looked at Jiang Hao expectantly, and several judges also looked at Jiang Hao in surprise.
Jiang Hao opened the toilet and made a gesture of pretending to take off his pants, and then slowly sat on the toilet, facing the audience and the judges.
Coax~~
The audience burst out laughing, and the four judges also laughed, all of them were tricked by Jiang Hao, but what he had just performed was indeed very realistic.
"Hmm~"
"Hmm~~~"
"Hmm~~~"
The sound from Jiang Hao's nose was like the sound of pooping in the toilet, and the people in the audience suddenly laughed again, and the laughter seemed to be about to overturn the roof.
Rapunzel Howard Stern said with an annoyed face: "This guy looks polite, but he played all of us." ”
Supermodel Heidi Cram covered her nose and smiled, "It's the first time I've seen a strange person of the opposite sex poop in front of me, hahaha." ”
At this moment, Jiang Hao's mouth crackled, and then he let out a long breath, and his voice was full of comfort after being resolved.
The audience laughed again, and some even made a mocking sound of "yes yes", but the atmosphere of the whole scene was extremely joyful.
Jiang Hao faced the audience sideways, and did not look at the audience's performance, with a comfortable expression on his face, and hummed a tune in his mouth, humming the tune was not enjoyable, and he actually sang again, and it was an Italian opera.
Jiang Hao just sang a few words, and the backstage remembered the music, which of course Jiang Hao had handed over to the program team before.
With the music, Jiang Hao's voice became louder and louder, and then he sang an aria, "Ahhh~~Ahhh~~~".
Jiang Hao's voice was high-pitched and loud, and people actually enjoyed it quietly, Melanie Brown of the Spice Girls group stood up excitedly, pointed at Jiang Hao with both hands and shouted, "Wow~~ It's amazing, it's the "Aria of the Night Queen" in "The Magic Flute", which is definitely professional-level. ”
Supermodel Heidi Cram said: "It's the first time I've seen someone sit on the toilet and perform an opera, but it's really beautiful. ”
The audience laughed loudly.
At this moment, Jiang Hao suddenly stopped singing and let out a long breath, as if he was finished, Melanie sat down with some disappointment, "Said, this singing is really uncomfortable." ”
"I think he's done pooping, and if you want to appreciate it, I guess you'll have to wait until the next time he poops." Rapunzel Howard Stern said.
The audience couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.
At this moment, the rabbit, oh, that is, Dale, came up with a sign again, still in a rabbit costume, still with a tsundere pace, and walked forward with his head tilted up without looking at the road, and everyone paid attention to what was written on his sign this time.
"Magic with a taste."
Hahahaha~~
The audience laughed, and so did the judges.
"It's really a show with a taste."
"Comedy magic is very interesting, and it deserves to be born in drama."
"I like that rabbit, it's very creative."
PS: Tomorrow is busy with work, five chapters today, and a few chapters in the early hours of tomorrow morning are not guaranteed.