Melinda May stared at Liuyun cautiously: "Mr. Liu, can you pass on the boxing technique you passed on to Agent Patton?" ”

Liuyun glanced at the other party: "Have you inquired about the rules of Chinese martial arts?" ”

Melinda May nodded.

"Then Clinton, you said it yourself," Liuyun smiled and stared at Hawkeye, "do you think you meet the standard of being able to teach apprentices?" ”

Hawkeye shook his head with a wry smile: "The disciple is blunt." ”

Seeing that the situation was about to freeze, Phil Coulson could only go out on his own, squeezing out a smile that he thought was very kind: "Mr. Liu, is it possible to ......?"

"Yes!"

Liuyun smiled and took out a very quaint-looking thread-bound book from under the coffee table, and handed it to Phil Coulson: "The original version from a thousand years ago is priced at one billion!" ”

Phil Coulson, who just wanted to stretch out his hand, froze his right hand in the air, hesitated for a long time, and then retracted his hand again, like an angry little daughter-in-law, looking at Liuyun with a cower: "Mr. Liu, can you get a discount?" ”

Liuyun's eyes widened, as if he had heard a big joke: "S.H.I.E.L.D. is still short of this money?" ”

Phil Colson nodded.

"It's not okay to get a discount, but ......" Liuyun smiled, took out another one from under the coffee table, and put it on the table, "There is also a simplified version, but ......"

Phil Coulson couldn't wait to ask, "But what?" ”

Liuyun shook his head helplessly: "I dare not guarantee the effect, I have practiced, and I am worried about my life!" ”

Phil Colson looked at the two so-called "cheats" on the table in a tangled manner, and he didn't know how to choose......

At this moment, Melinda May's mouth suddenly popped up with a sentence: "Will the book of a billion be taught?" ”

Liuyun pointed at Hawkeye: "He's in charge of teaching." ”

Melinda May's eyes lit up and she laughed, "Agent Patton is our man!" ”

Phil Coulson woke up like a dream, as if grasping at a life-saving straw: "Yes, Agent Patton is our man!" ”

"Then a discount?"

"Must be discounted!"

……

After sending off the three agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Deadpool looked at Liuyun happily: "Boss, this S.H.I.E.L.D. is much more generous than a dog!" ”

Liuyun glanced at Deadpool: "Violent agency, can you be short of money?" ”

"But boss, why don't you slaughter more?"

Liuyun smiled: "The water is long, it's just a bait!" ”

Deadpool gave a thumbs up to Liuyun: "High! It's really high! ”

"Alright, don't be poor!" Liuyun glared at Deadpool angrily, "Beat the naked man in a few days, you give me a sweep!" ”

"Yes!"

Seeing that Deadpool didn't care, Liuyun sighed, "You need to carry the long knife of Edman alloy." ”

Deadpool was puzzled: "Why?" ”

"A monster like the Hulk, with the first, there will be a second, and," Liuyun sighed, "The U.S. Army still has an archive of experiments from the Super Soldier project back then!" ”

Deadpool suddenly realized: "If they don't use the killer weapon again, it will really be a joke!" ”

Before 24 hours, the Hulk, who was full of forgiveness, arrived at the designated area; At the same time, there was also the killer weapon of the anti-Hulk battalion, the Hulk II Bronsky......

Then the residents of Hell's Kitchen saw an unsightly sight: two big men in their underwear, rolling sheets on the street......

It's just that the intensity of "rolling the sheets" is beyond people's imagination, and the two of them rolled and became a demolition team, and everywhere they went, the house was destroyed and the wall collapsed......

Jin He cried directly: It's too TM to bully people, I said why did the people from Hongmen suddenly withdraw, it turned out that there were such two things!

Although Kim has some strength, after seeing the two monsters use the telephone pole as a baseball bat, they suddenly stopped thinking of resisting, and while silently weeping, they looked forward to the apparition of Comrade Jesus......

Comrade Jesus has finally appeared......

General Ross, who was commanding in the helicopter, saw two transvestites who suddenly appeared on the street, one tall and one short, and glanced back at the adjutant: "What's going on?" ”

Before the adjutant could answer, the communications soldier handed over the phone: "General, there is a communication request for a confidential line!" ”

Rose was stunned for a moment, snatched the phone, and clipped it to his ear: "Hey, I'm the Army's Thunder Rose......"

Liuyun glanced at the two naked men who were still fighting, and tilted his head to look at Deadpool: "You can contain the shorter one first." ”

Deadpool nodded, drew his long knife, and rushed towards the two men who were fighting......

Although Deadpool has become a Buddhist, the bad habit of rushing to the two of them is still there: when he rushes to the two of them, Deadpool kicks hard and leaps forward......

Looking at the miraculous panties at the intersection of the two thick legs in the air, Deadpool smiled gloomily and raised the long alloy knife in his hand......

Liuyun covered his head......

Then the whole of New York heard Comrade Bronsky's screams that silenced women and wept men.

The men watching the battle around subconsciously covered a certain part of their lower bodies......

Deadpool, who succeeded in striking a single blow, provoked Bronsky's wrath and retreated, leading Bronsky to Central Park, near Hell's Kitchen......

Hulk, who was carrying a telephone pole and preparing to play baseball, found that the "ball" was gone, and spread his feet and rushed towards the masked man who was about his size......

Watching the telephone pole hit him, Liuyun, who had been in a good time, spread his legs slightly, and his right hand was slightly charged, and he punched the thin head of the telephone pole.

"Click!"

The fir telephone pole, which is more than 30 centimeters in diameter, was disconnected from the middle in response.

Hulk, who found that the "baseball bat" was broken, threw away the remaining half of the telephone pole and reached out to pull out the iron traffic warning sign......

And there's more!

Liuyun grabbed the temporary card that came back, and after finding Hulk resisting, he gave it away......

"Boom!"

Hulk, who flew out, sat in a small three-story building.

Hulk, who suffered a big loss, was furious......

After getting up, he didn't bother to take the "weapon", and rushed directly towards Liuyun.

Liuyun leaned over slightly, dodged Hulk's fist, reached out and grabbed Hulk's arm, and took advantage of the situation......

"Boom!"

Hulk plunged headlong into another small building down the street......

Phil Colson and Merlindamme, who were hiding in S.H.I.E.L.D., looked at the monitor in amazement, Hulk, who had lost his mind, being "sent" into the building again and again......

Nick Fury sighed: this Claude Florence has a higher threat level than expected.

Phil Colson gently tugged at Merlin Dame's sleeve: "What kind of kung fu does this masked man use, why do I feel that he doesn't use much strength at all?" ”

Merlindamme shook her head.

"Huaguo's Tai Chi!"

Phil Coulson stared at his boss in surprise: "Tai Chi?!" Isn't that what the old man and the old lady in Chinatown used to exercise? ”

Nick Fury shook his head: "The two are ominous, and I don't know exactly why they are not." ”

"Oh......"

At that moment, there was a scene on the monitor that surprised the three of them: the masked man, who had dropped Hulk again, looked back at the camera......