As soon as these words came out, Li Mushi instantly slapped him on the head!

My heart was full of mixed feelings and complicated for a while.

The corners of his eyes twitched faintly.

No, no, wait.

Depend on!

He, why didn't he react, the shameless and stinky rascal who she had been telling him on the Internet before, a slut, could it be done, could it be...... Himself???

Li Mushi's mind suddenly returned to the night in the nightclub two months ago.

He pressed that spicy chick against the wall and bullied the picture......

"Bumblebee, what's wrong with you, haven't you forgotten!? That person is the slut I told you before that I was going to cut his little Ding Ding off and flush the toilet!! ”

Yaobei's cheeks were bulging, and he said vaguely and indignantly.

It's just that Yaobei was a little emotional when he said it, and when he said the word cheap, he squirted out some of the food in his mouth, and it just happened to be sprayed on Li Mushi's face......!

That picture......

Li Mushi's eyelashes were hung with soup, and he trembled: "......"

In the pants below, it was inexplicably cold.

Yao Bei was shocked, and hurriedly leaned over to get the paper to wipe it, and apologized embarrassed again and again, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, you see what I did when I was with you, I still mentioned that slut!" As soon as he mentions him, he is discouraged, and when he mentions it, he is impulsive, look at him and I sprayed something in your face, you must forgive me, it's all that slut's fault! ”

One bite at a time, Li Mushi's expression was no longer readable.

How far-fetched, how courageous, how patient, to continue to stay here.

His face had stiffened, and he had a far-fetched smile.

Silently raised her hand, nodded and said, "Well, you're right...... It's the fault of the cheap, it's the fault of the cheap......! ”

knew that today, he was blind at the beginning, so he would bully her.

Cheap!

He's such a!

Yaobei finally stopped mentioning the word slut, but asked him with a smile, "By the way, bumblebee, we've been chatting on the Internet for so long, and you all say that you're too ordinary, and no girl likes you, so you must not have a girlfriend!?" ”

You don't have a girlfriend, do you?

Li Mushi automatically filtered out the previous words, and he was scared, he knew this routine well, and naturally knew what she meant, he hurriedly said, "This, this is, I won't tell you, I'm actually ......"

"Haha! No, right!! I knew it! Otherwise, how can you be such a good person and chat with me every day on the Internet, you are not the kind of man who cares! ”

Yaobei smiled and said first.

Li Mushi: "......"

His face turned pale little by little, and the words behind him were like something clicked in his throat, he couldn't go up, he couldn't go down, and he almost suffocated him to death!

Oh, my God!

She didn't come to kill him!

He obviously wanted to say that he had a girlfriend and cut off her mind, but she actually came up with such a sentence.

Li Mushi was about to cry.

But you still have to force a smile, "Huh...... Oh, what you're saying is, I, actually, don't. ”

Do evil! What a sin!

When Yaobei heard this, he immediately lowered his head and smiled sweetly, thinking carefully one by one.

Li Mushi was really afraid that she would say something to embarrass him, such as confession or something, he looked at the time and wanted to slip away, but in the next second, he saw her take out a delicate small gift box from her bag and hand it to him shyly: "This gift, the first time we met, I gave it to you." ”

[Brother Jiu: Haha, speaking of which, this gift plays a great role in the back, and the storm asks for votes! ] Get motivated! ］