"The slave and maid really feel aggrieved for the emperor, they can't wear beautiful clothes, they can't apply rouge and gouache, they can't wear armor, and even their breasts have to be wrapped in a tight chest strap every day, and they don't dare to eat more, for fear that their breasts will get bigger." The more Jasmine said, the more she felt worthless about leaving Yushu: "Does the emperor really want to be like this for the rest of his life, don't you want to change back into his daughter's body." ”

Li Yushu listened to Jasmine's chatter, and finally threw her a particularly practical sentence: "It's important to save your life." ”

There are wolves in front and tigers in the back.

Still want to fight them?

Isn't that just looking for death?

The night breeze was cool and refreshing, and he found a smooth rock from Yushu and sat on it, took off his eunuch hat, and shook the roast chicken with a long thick branch.

The white and tender chicken slowly turns golden, and the faint fragrance wafts out.

Liyushu was excited, and she liked this kind of life.

Hunt a pheasant and eat it.

Fetch water by the brook and drink.

Take a cool ride under the roots of the tree, sleep on the bed, and raise a cat, and have nothing to do to tease the cat and play with birds, how comfortable it is.

turned over the body of the chicken, and Jasmine's depression was also dissipated by the smell of roast chicken: "Emperor, I really can't see that you can still roast chicken, it's amazing, this smell is so fragrant, it's much better than the dishes in the imperial dining room." ”

"That's it." Li Yushu said proudly, then lowered his eyes and exhaled with the wind and said in his heart: "The people in the palace are too tired, well-behaved, and have a clear eye, and they have to use their crotch to fart and talk fake and coo, those palace people are respectful and respectful on the surface, maybe they will spit on the meal or curse you behind your back as soon as they turn around." ”

"Emperor, there are no slaves." Jasmine was frightened, and suddenly found that the emperor was quite clear.

"Who said you, look at your weak heart." Liyushu picked up a leaf and threw it at her: "The roast chicken is ready." ”

The roast chicken is boiling with oil, and the flames under the pouring are rushing upwards.

Jasmine was frightened and hid for fear of setting herself on fire, so she glanced at her from Yushu, picked up a brick from the ground and threw it on the fire.

The fire was extinguished in an instant.

Liyushu tore a chicken leg and handed it to Jasmine: "Oh, eat." ”

Jasmine took the chicken leg and cried.

She cried like this, but she scared Yushu, and hurriedly asked what was wrong.

Jasmine wiped away her tears and was moved: "Emperor, you are the first person to be so good to the slave maid, and the slave and maid will swear allegiance to the emperor to the death on the sword mountain and under the sea of fire." ”

"It's weird and scary." Jasmine is also a hard-working baby, because she was born delicate and beautiful, so she was disgusted by those concubines, for fear that she would seduce the first emperor and put her position in jeopardy, so everyone abused her, beat her, scolded her, poured dirty water on her, and didn't let her eat, she was thrown around like a rag, and finally the mother took her in.

"What the slave said is true." Jasmine swears.

"Eat quickly, and you'll have to sneak back when you're done." Liyushu urged.

Nowadays, women eat more than men.

Don't look at their small skeleton and thin raw, but they can eat it very well, and they belong to the guy who eats dry and is not fat.

The two of them took advantage of the moonlight and blew a small breeze to eat the whole chicken, and there was only a pile of chicken skeletons left.

"What about these bones, Emperor." Jasmine asked.

Li Yushu wiped a handful of oil from his mouth, thought about it, and said, "There is a way." ”

As he spoke, he patted his ass and stood up, tiptoe to the soft soil.