Chapter 34: The Teacher
Drunk, awake, how to live the life or how to live.
Yesterday's sorrow belongs to yesterday.
Last night's wine was not in vain, and the most famous sentence in the 301 dormitory was drunk.
Ji Xiaorou only drank half a cup and was already shaking, squinting her eyes and holding Tian Ye's hand and saying a word.
"It's no big deal, tomorrow will still be awesome#awesome!"
This sentence later became the collective motto of the 301 dormitory.
Get up and go to class.
The best classes among the four brothers are Zhang Xiaobai and Ji Xiaorou, who have not skipped class; Then there are the fields, because they are always late when they can't get up from bed; Of course, Cheng Feng, who dislikes class the most, skips class longer than class.
This can't be blamed on him, his old man has long taught him that he doesn't need to study too well, the important thing is to make friends and socialize, as long as you don't fail the course and graduate successfully.
This good son only remembers the first few sentences, but forgets the last sentence, if it goes on like this, there is a high probability of failing the course.
But today, the two juniors both got up early to attend the first class.
The first class is called Marketing Innovation, which runs from half past eight to half past eleven, with a break in between.
In the public class, five classes of about 200 students attend classes in the large lecture hall, which is spectacular.
The reason why I like this class is not because the students are beautiful and beautiful, but because I like the teacher.
Don't get me wrong, it's a male teacher, a middle-aged man in his forties, named Peng Cheng, probably taking Peng Cheng's meaning.
Teacher Peng Cheng has white and chubby eyes, a smile and two dimples, and he looks really cute.
It is no exaggeration to say that he is the most popular teacher among his classmates in the entire major or the entire school, not to mention the students of his own department, even students from other departments and even other schools come to listen to his lectures.
Little is known about the history of this teacher, and the popular theory is that Peng Cheng graduated from a prestigious university, then studied abroad, went through business in the United States, and then returned to China to teach as a teacher.
The students liked him not because of this legendary experience, but because of the characteristics of this teacher's teaching style, which was too different from others.
At university, there are always students who fail any subject, and it is said that the school has set a target for a pass rate.
But this marketing innovation course has not hung up on anyone. There is no factual basis, just a false rumor, and a small story has been passed down from generation to generation by the senior brothers and sisters.
At the beginning, the school also put pressure on Peng Cheng, but the teacher didn't care at all, and threatened to resign as long as a student failed the course.
In the end, the school made a concession and compromise.
It is said that since this subject is not a failure, it doesn't matter if you don't take it, but this course is the one with the highest attendance rate in the whole school.
The four brothers came to the classroom to find a vacant seat to sit down, and there were still twenty minutes to class, and it was almost full.
On the podium, the teacher Peng Cheng held a thermos cup and crossed Erlang's legs and chatted with a few male classmates with a smile.
"Teacher, what do you put in this cup?" One student asked.
"You're stupid, you don't even know this? It's goji berries. Another student answered him.
Another student covered his mouth and smiled: "Teacher, this thing can be a big supplement, you better drink less!" ”
Teacher Peng Cheng looked up to the sky and sighed, and said with emotion: "Hey, you don't understand, this makes people have to put wolfberries in the thermos cup as a last resort in middle age!" ”
Looking at the teacher's expression and hearing that sentence, not only the few people around him, but even the girls in the front row laughed.
Teacher Peng Cheng didn't care at all, he was still immersed in emotion, and said again, "Goji berries are difficult to urge for years, put some angelica in the cup!" ”
There was a lot of laughter in front of me just now, and the whole class was suddenly quiet, and then I heard the teacher's helpless words, and then the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After chatting for a while, the class bell rang.
Peng Cheng was not in a hurry to go to class, he looked at the door without blinking, and sure enough, a few more lates came. The teacher made a direct gesture of please, and these late students swept for a long time before finding an empty seat to sit down.
Looking at the entire classroom, it was already full.
As he was getting ready for class, a few panting students knocked on the door, but they couldn't find their seats.
Peng Cheng nodded, there were just a few Mazha next to the door, and these people hurriedly moved Mazha and sat down, just one by one.
After they sat down, a few more people came, and there were no empty seats without Maza.
Teacher Peng Cheng thought for a while and asked, "Do you want to make a standing ticket?" ”
The men nodded vigorously.
Peng Cheng said: "Then stand in the back, I'll be louder, make sure you can hear it!" ”
After waiting a little longer, no one came, and twenty minutes had passed before the class had started.
Peng Cheng wrote a row of words on the blackboard - the century-old grudge between Coca-Cola and Pepsi (2).
No wonder so many people came, the students love to listen to this, and I already talked about it in the last class.
After finishing writing, Mr. Peng sat down again, knocked on the "shocking wood" and put his hands in his sleeves.
"The text says ......"
……
The relaxed and cheerful time is always short-lived, and when it comes to Pepsi-Cola's sponsorship of the World Cup, the bell rings after class.
The students were still unsatisfied and had no intention of leaving class.
Cheng Peng took a sip of wolfberry-soaked water and asked, "Are you still resting?" ”
The students shouted in unison, "We don't rest!" ”
Cheng Peng said "yes" and then continued, a few students went to the bathroom in the middle of the way, and they also went back and forth in a hurry.
Ten minutes before the end of class, Cheng Peng made a brief summary of the course and said, "Say something else today." ”
The students listened attentively, and the teacher asked, "Do you know why I didn't take your subject?" ”
The discussion rang out, and then the students raised their hands to give their answers.
"Because you're hello, teacher!" One of the students said with a grin.
Cheng Peng puffed up his chest and said with a smile: "This sycophant is very well shot." ”
Another student stood up and said solemnly: "Teacher, pat your chest and say, you are the kindest teacher I have ever met!" ”
Cheng Peng pointed at him and said, "The expression and tone are in place, stronger than the one just now!" ”
There was another burst of laughter, and then another student stood up and said solemnly, "Teacher, because you are so handsome." ”
Cheng Peng frowned and said with a smile: "I don't know now what serious nonsense is." ”
At this time, Zhang Xiaobai raised his hand, and Peng Cheng motioned for him to answer.
Zhang Xiaobai stood up and said four words, "Wen Wu is the first!" ”
Peng Cheng frowned at first, then gradually stretched out and jumped out of his thumb, "You can teach!" ”
Then Peng Cheng explained: "There is no first martial arts and no second, and everyone has their own insight in learning. That's probably what it means, the level of marketing can't be reflected on paper, and only in practice can you tell the winner from the loser, whether you listen well or not, or even don't take my class, the results of this course can't be reflected in the books. What I can do is to show you what I know about the business world, and then I want you to show yourself to the world! ”
The audience erupted in thunderous applause.