Chapter 0007 Singles' Day
In the twentieth year of the Republic of China, that is, in 1931, there was no Singles' Day.
However, Liuyun, who is lazy and lazy, still hopes to have a Singles' Day.
So as soon as the sky was dawning, Liuyun knocked on the door of the little girl Liu Xuanxiao.
"Little fairy, it's time to get up!"
"Dad, it's not dawn yet!"
Liu Xuanxiao rubbed his sleepy eyes, opened the door for the old man, rolled up the sleeves of his pajamas, and looked at his watch.
"Daddy, it's only a little past six o'clock, let me sleep a little longer, right?"
After speaking, Liu Xuanxiao stepped forward and shook Liuyun's arm: "Please, Dad." ”
"If you get up early today, you can be given a morning exercise exemption coupon as appropriate, and if you contract breakfast, you can add an extra one."
Liuyun took out two pieces of metal from the sleeves of his robe and shook them in front of Liu Xuanxiao's eyes.
Liu Xuanxiao's eyes were stunned by the "morning exercise exemption" printed on the metal sheet.
Seeing the old man smiling on the side, Liu Xuanxiao immediately reacted: he was tricked by the old man.
But this season is really suitable for sleeping in, no, you can't be tempted, but you really want to sleep lazy, what should I do? Hey, there it is.
"Two morning exercise exemption coupons are not enough, you have to lend Xiaobai to me for a few days."
Liu Xuanxiao counted with his fingers: "Also, Dad, you have to lend me your iron heart to play for two days." ”
"Deal."
Liuyun pinched the little fairy's face and put the exemption coupons into the little fairy's hand one by one.
"Daddy, did I sell myself at a loss?"
Liu Xuanxiao picked up the exemption coupon and put it in front of him to look at it carefully, and regretted it a little: "No, Dad, you have to find me a helper." ”
"Do you want your fourth sister or sixth sister to help you?"
Liuyun smiled meaningfully, and then spoke with a hint of weirdness in his tone: "You can still remember the cake that your fourth sister made for you last time, what it tasted like, right?" ”
"Fourth sister, forget it!"
Liu Xuan smiled at the old man with the black line on his forehead, and glanced at the next door with a frown: "But Sixth Sister, oops, I have a headache!" ”
"It's still okay for your sixth sister to make a move!"
Liuyun tried his best to hold back his laughter.
"No, the sixth sister can't do it, do you want Xuanliang to help me?"
Liu Xuan smiled and muttered to himself.
"Can't you change someone who is an honest bully?"
"Then you can only find ......" the little fairy Liu Xuanxiao began to point her fingers, "That...... That...... Xuan Zhi? ”
"No, Xuanzhi is very cunning."
The little fairy stared pitifully at her father.
"Daddy, why don't you choose a helper?"
"Why don't you give me a waiver coupon and I'll find Xuanliang for you?"
"This ......"
The little fairy hesitated for a long time, slowly pulled out a waiver coupon, and hesitated for a long time before reluctantly handing the waiver coupon to Liuyun.
"Then hurry up and get dressed, your senior brother may come over to play today."
Liuyun stroked the messy hair on the little fairy's forehead with his hand, and then happily hummed a little tune and walked away.
"Liu Xuanliang, have you gotten up?"
Liuyun knocked on the door of the room in the "town house": the bookworm got up early, put on his coat and lay on the desk to read.
"Daddy, what's the matter?"
Liu Xuanliang inserted a bookmark in the page, and then closed the book, a little impatient.
"Classmate, will you end the morning exercise exemption coupon?"
Liuyun lit up the metal piece in his hand.
"Good thing, but, dad, you said that nothing to be courteous is either a traitor or a thief. Say, what's the matter? ”
Liu Xuanliang leaned back in his chair, with a posture of "Come on, I'll take the move."
"It's okay, just to get the word out."
Liuyun closed the door, and not long after, he pushed the door open again: "Did you go to see Xuanzhi in the morning?" ”
"Xuan Zhi is very good, but it's a little inexplicable," Liu Xuan was angry and funny, "I am happy to be like that when I dream of eating meat buns." ”
"If you dream that I gave you a book of martial arts secrets, you will be so happy tomorrow that you will be so happy."
Liuyun's heart that had been hanging let go.
"Young man, I have a peerless secret book here, can I go through the rivers and lakes with me?"
"Daddy, I won't be fooled again." Liu Xuanliang gritted his teeth, "Let's bring the cheats first." ”
"Just kidding, in a few days, some of the precious books in the Northeast Library and the "Siku Quanshu" will be transferred to our house, are you interested, there may be records of Jinyiwei and blood droplets in it."
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Daddy, how can I get that waiver coupon?"
"Your seventh sister is preparing breakfast now, you go and help."
Liuyun took out the exemption coupon and handed it to Liu Xuanliang.
Liu Xuanliang hesitated for a moment and wanted to take it, but he remembered something terrible and retracted his hand.
"There is only your seventh sister in the kitchen, and your fourth sister has lost the right to be in charge."
Liuyun now looks like a person who is preparing to abduct and sell children.
"Alright then!"
Liu Xuanliang took the exemption coupon neatly and put it in the book.
Watching Liu Xuanliang run to the kitchen, Liuyun breathed a long sigh of relief.
If there is no mental disorder, Xuan Liang is the most suitable person to inherit the mantle of the Hidden Immortal. Unfortunately, he was mentally traumatized and could not heal himself.
At that time, there was a red-light street near the orphanage where Liu Xuanliang was staying, and Liuyun could imagine how the child was stimulated.
Originally, it was easy to treat such a disease with the realm of refining the gods and returning to the void with flowing clouds, but it was too cruel for a simple child to bear the pain that even adults could not bear.
When the injured beast returns to its warm and hidden nest, it will only lick its wounds and lose its perception of the outside world. But as he recovers, he will gradually let go of his perception of the outside world and return to the bloody and complex jungle.
"Knock knock," there was a knock on the courtyard door, "Daddy, open the door." ”
"Big brother, your heart is really black enough, it's disturbing people's dreams early in the morning."
The sixth fairy Liu Xuanqi wrapped her coat and went straight to the door, and when she opened the door, she saw that it was her eldest brother, and her mouth was spurring: "Ah, why didn't you bring your sister-in-law over?" ”
"Let my mother-in-law raise it for a few more years, there are many people in our family who eat white food, how can we do it without saving some food."
Liu Xuanxiao was wrapped like a round ball, and threw back the bomb thrown by Liu Xuanqi without pain or itching.
"Dad, take a look."
Liu Xuanqi caught a glimpse of Liuyun and prepared to open up the second battlefield, "There is no royal law, we don't get married because, how can a sister marry earlier than her brother, you are the eldest brother and don't get married, what about the sister?" ”
"Boss, did you hear what your sister said?"
Liuyun "hated iron and could not become steel", and looked at Liu Xuanxiao with a "heartache" on his face: "You are also a big boss, hurry up and find a daughter-in-law and set an example for your younger brothers and sisters." ”
"Dad, you're right."
Liu Xuanxiao nodded in response, and then stared at Liu Xuanqi with a provocative smile.
"Dad, I haven't dressed yet, oops, it's so cold, I'll go back to the room first." Liu Xuanqi was embarrassed and "fled".
"Xuan Xiao, I don't know when your father and I will be able to hold my grandson!" Liuyun stared at Liu Xuanxiao with a "resentful" face.
"Soon! I'll go see Xuanzhi and them first. ”
As a result, Liu Xuanxiao also fled.