Chapter 9: The correct posture for peeing

"Hit, hit him!"

"Shoot him, shoot him!"

Everyone kicked wildly, and at first the robber was still struggling desperately, but there were too many feet sticking out, and he couldn't get up at all, and gradually, the robber stopped moving.

Seeing that the people did not move, the people kicked for a while before stopping.

"It's not moving, it's like it's dead."

"Dead? It's too hard to fight. ”

Someone took off the robber's hood, looked at it and said: "This is not a sharpshooter with three guns, it has hair, and the three guns are bald." ”

"This gun is also fake." Someone picked up the gun and fiddled with it.

Jiang Hao held his pants in one hand and took the gun with the other, and when the gun was in his hand, he was shocked, damn, this is definitely not a fake gun, this is an old-fashioned firearm, but there is indeed gunpowder in it, the kind with double rings, this is different from what was played in the movie, didn't the movie say that it was a fake gun.

Jiang Hao stood up and shouted: "Don't move", and after speaking, he took the gun and pulled the trigger in the sky: "Boom, boom." ”

Two gunshots rang out in a row, and the ears of the people around the earthquake were buzzing.

Everyone's faces turned blue with fear, "Oh, mother, this is a real guy, and it can start." ”

"With such a big force, if this shot hits the body, it won't be all holes."

"Why did I rush up just now?"

"I saw Brother Zhanao rushing over, so I rushed over."

Everyone was afraid, and when they looked at Yu Zhanao again, there was a little more reverence.

In fact, Jiang Hao is also afraid now, the fake gun becomes the real gun, if it weren't for his fast movements, if this robber gave him a shot, he wouldn't even have a chance to run.

Jiu'er walked back to the sedan chair, Jiang Hao looked over, the eyes of the two looked at each other in the air, as if there was a different emotion breeding in the air, which woman didn't love heroes, or saved her own heroes, it took a long time before Jiu'er slowly lowered the sedan curtain.

"What about this man?" A guy asked, pointing at the robbers.

Jiang Hao came back to his senses, looked at the robber who was already dead, and said, "Find a place to bury him, it's better than abandoning the corpse in the wilderness." ”

"Brother Zhanao is exquisite." Someone said.

Everyone took out the money from the bandits' pockets and reported the number by themselves, and it was not bad, and now the people are sincere, and the people have divided the money.

I found a small soil pit in the sorghum field, threw the corpse into it, and got some soil from the side to cover it, and it is estimated that the sorghum here will grow more vigorously next year.

However, Jiang Hao left the gun, and also found the gunpowder gourd and lead bullet skin bag on the bandits, although it was only a fire gun, but he was also a gun, in case he could use it, it was not good to take it with him now, Jiang Hao hid him in a place in the sorghum field.

Set off again, half an hour later, came to the eighteen-mile shop winery, Jiu'er got off the sedan chair with a red hijab, and was carried to the room by a woman, Jiang Hao stood in the distance and watched, when he walked to the door, Jiu'er suddenly stopped and turned his head to look at Jiang Hao's side.

Jiang Hao also looked at the red hijab quietly.

Although neither of them could see each other's eyes, they both knew that the other was looking at them, which was like a silent communication.

"Let's go, let's go inside."

Jiu'er turned around and walked into the earthen house.

Watching Jiu'er's red jacket disappear, Jiang Hao suddenly had a strong sense of loss, he didn't belong to this world, but why did he have such a strong feeling.

He didn't know.

Suppress your mind, you are here to do the task, buy wine, buy wine.

"I'd like to buy a jar of wine to take home." Jiang Hao said.

"When I met a robber on the road, the Zhan Che brothers were the first to rush up, otherwise this time it would definitely be bad, it stands to reason that we should give you an altar, but this is the owner's thing, and we can't use it as a favor." A guy said embarrassedly.

"It's okay, it should be." Jiang Hao smiled heartily.

Came to the wine cellar where the wine was stored, there were rows of wine jars, large and small, the kind of large vats that were one person high, two hundred catties per jar, and the smallest one was thirty catties.

Ten seconds passed, and the jar did not disappear.

Jiang Hao also received a system message: "This wine does not meet the customer's requirements!" ”

Failed!

Jiang Hao suddenly remembered that in the movie, Yu Zhanao poured a soak of urine into the wine to make the wine delicious, or try it himself.

But here, the guy can't pee, so he can only buy it back.

Shook the four silver dollars in his pocket, just enough to buy a jar of wine, the man tied the jar with a hemp rope, let Jiang Hao carry it on his back, and went out of the wine shop to the hillside, Jiang Hao turned his head to look at the adobe houses again, and finally gritted his teeth and turned to leave.

Walking to the green yarn tent in the sorghum field, Jiang Hao got in, put down the wine jar, opened the lid and smelled it, there was a very strong smell of soju, it was not good, he dipped his fingers a little, put it in his mouth and licked it, not to mention, the taste is really bad, no wonder the system will not accept it.

Jiang Hao smiled, took out the dick and began to pee inside.

If he succeeds this time, he will have to find a way to get a sum of money to buy a hundred jars of wine, or simply use the stolen ........

"Whoa~~"

There was a lot of urine in this bubble, and finally the urine was finished, and he shook the guy back in, covered the lid, and shook the wine jar a few times vigorously to fully mix the wine and urine to achieve the best taste, and then covered the wine jar with his hands, Jiang Hao silently recited "collect" again.

"This wine does not meet the customer's requirements!"

The answer is exactly the same as before.

Jiang Hao was dumbfounded, could it be that he urinated too much? Or is it a little hot today? It still needs to ferment for a while.

You don't have to figure out the best recipe for peeing yourself, and that's a hassle.

Jiang Hao thought about it for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that maybe it wasn't his own peeing problem, the problem might be the wine.

In the movie, the old shopkeeper died, Jiu'er propped up the wine shop, and it was not good to brew new wine, Yu Zhanao came over to sprinkle and pee in the wine jar, which made the wine delicious.

Looks like we'll have to wait for new sake to be brewed.

However, to make new wine, you need the old shopkeeper to die, but in the movie, it seems that it was Yu Zhanao who killed the old shopkeeper, isn't that himself.

Killing people is not a trivial matter, before killing the robber, he was forced to do his part, the big guy went together, and he was accidentally killed, if Jiang Hao was allowed to deliberately pre-murder a person, he might not have such a ruthless heart.

Jiang Hao felt that he needed to think about it, he just wanted to leave, but he saw that the jar of wine on the ground stopped again, and he put the hemp rope on his back again.

It's not that he doesn't want to throw it away, but the four oceans that bought the wine are all his net worth, if this jar of wine is thrown away again, he can really only drink the northwest wind these days, and he will be tired if he is tired, he decided to carry it back to the city to see if he can sell it, even if it is for two oceans, at least he can have a few days of food money.