It was really awkward to have only one bed in the room, so I asked Na Jintang, "What are you going to do about this issue?" "I went to the bed as I spoke, of course I didn't let me sleep in this bed, did he still have his share?

Since this guy was not covered, especially as fast as a cheetah, he continued to occupy territory quickly, and now he took off his clothes and fell asleep in his bed, accompanied by a pretended snoring sound that everyone could hear.

Really, like a pig, I've seen a thick-skinned one, but I've never seen such a thick-skinned one. As he slept, he rolled up the whole bed, leaving an empty space for me, which meant that this empty place should be where I would sleep, and should we share the same bed like this tonight? I don't think it's likely, it's just immoral, it's really impossible.

I kept trying to kick him away, but he didn't move, and I couldn't push him down. Not only that, but he also grabbed the cover as if it was a dog skin plaster placed on the wall, not a dog skin plaster, it was simply mixed with the bed, I never thought that I would go to the building in the building just now, how can a brave person become like a street gangster now?

Is this still the little boss of the Jintang I know? No, it's not a man, he's a demon now, I'm a real demon, a demon without scale.

I think this is the most powerful guttural voice that the demon uttered: "Don't get down to me, I'll count to three, and if you don't go down after three sounds, don't blame me for being unkind." Why are you also a big man, why do you want to take advantage of it so much? You should sleep on the floor, the one who slept on the bed, can you play your gentlemanly demeanor The gentlemanly demeanor was taken away by the dog? ”

He lazily stuck his head out of the bed, his very pleasant half-squinted eyes, and he sighed: "Absolutely non-negotiable, aren't you lucky at night on the mountain, the undefeated they only prepared for us is completely for our little couple, do you see this red rich and rich, embroidered with a pair of mandarin ducks?" It's still pink, and I just want us to have a good sleep in bed together, come on, baby! I can't live up to the expectations of others......"

I forcibly swallowed my saliva, force could not solve him, I could only persuade him in letters.

I frowned, with a sad face, and tried my best to restrain myself from trying to give myself the secret of my heart: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, generally I have nightmares at night, and when I have nightmares, it's very scary, if I dream that I'm eating watermelon, then your head may not believe it, it's the watermelon under my hand, I'm afraid I won't be able to control my hands when the time comes; For example, if I dream at night that I'm fighting with someone, maybe I'll kick your head like a ball. You're the boss of the people, and I'm not responsible. Now you're scared, if you're scared, get out of here! ”

“…… But I won't be afraid, I'm mainly afraid of the cold...... "This thing is really a dead pig, not afraid of boiling water, so I can't persuade him."

I was really speechless as he looked at him here, it seemed that the only way to solve this problem was to use force.

I picked up a water bottle in my hand, which was filled with hot water, and I pointed the bottle to him and asked him with a smile, "How is it?" The most beautiful thing is not interested, it is amazing to look at it, it will definitely make your skin open, the pain is unforgettable, and you will remember him for the rest of your life, do you want to leave it to you. And don't worry, my craftsmanship is very good, it is absolutely ruthless and stable, and it definitely makes you feel very enjoyable, ouch, I'm sorry, I just heard that this boiling water has just come out, it shouldn't hurt very much, but what, why is it so hot to drink? It's a wonderful thing. ”

After I finished saying this, I was proud, and demonstrated to him with a wine jug, deliberately lowering it a little, to tell him that I was not joking, I said that I would not do it, and that I would definitely finish it.

This guy didn't seem to be worried at all, he seemed to be deliberately showing off himself: "Ouch, my kitten, you do this, but it's hard to murder your husband, just now when you were upstairs and upstairs, who helped you break through?" Did you save the day just now? You forgot this bit of effort so quickly, why are you so ungrateful? I am your husband forever. "What he says is always one set after another, and there is no way to refute Ah at all, and he also has a bright and innocent smile at you, which feels like he is joking at all, and it is impossible to take it seriously.

Then he suddenly lifted the cover, unruly, and cynically smiled: "Don't be soft this time." ”

It seems that this product is true, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, I have seen the wind and waves, and I am afraid that I will not be able to cure your little chirp.

So I used the power of the wilderness, took a deep breath, stepped on the horse, came to an invincible shock wave, gritted my teeth and ignored the thirty-seven twenty-one, and pushed him violently to the bed, shouting to get down with Lao Tzu while pushing.

He is simply a Bishan tiger, and he doesn't move at all. I was sweating profusely and sweating profusely, and then I lay next to me like a dead dog, panting and shouting weakly as I panted: "Get out of ......"

He actually enjoyed it, flipping through it like a magazine, it was just showing off, and I couldn't help it. It's not okay to fight, it's not okay to write, what should I do?

There is no way, the night is already late, I am sleepy and yawning, I may fall asleep as soon as I fall into bed, what else can I do? Compromise.

For the wise me, proposing another solution was the only solution, and I sharpened my knife and said to him: "You can have no problem here, but we have to sweat and the technology is irrelevant, and the river water does not interfere with the well water." Pull a rope between us, and there is Ding Dang on the rope, and neither of us can cross the other, and if we cross the other, we will accept the greatest punishment from the other. You don't agree to do it, this is the only chance for you, cover one person and a half, not more, not less, the direction of the bed you sleep, outside I sleep inside, you can't sleep face to face, let alone snoring, the most unlikely thing to touch me, if you violate any of them, you will suffer a devastating blow from me! "I threatened him viciously.

He made a gesture of raising his head in surrender, and answered my question at the speed of seconds: "I am not afraid of taking advantage of you in this question, but I am afraid that you will take advantage of me." Think of me, a good young man, a pure man, and I will be properly ...... by your kitten Ouch hey, it's kind of scary to think about. "He pretended to be innocent to my God, didn't he know that he was also second to none in the city?

This can provoke me, I am not only pointing to a kettle now, but also holding a small bench in my left hand, pretending to slash him: "Say as much as you can, why don't you talk about you!" ”

At this time, he let out a loud smile heartily in the bed: "OK you general, we have a deal, but I have a condition, well, I can sleep inside, you sleep outside, you can also block a refusal in the middle, we are also each covering our own bed, but if I turn over, I accidentally touch you, it is impossible, you think about this bed is so big, do I will be cut if I touch you, it seems too terrible, you are simply a female devil." I don't worry, I definitely don't snore when I sleep, but I'm worried that you snore and if you touch me when you're asleep, how to deal with this, don't you know that when you sleep, people turn over on their backs? It seems that this regulation is more binding on you, I don't care, don't drool and salivate for my beauty when the time comes. I had to yell no. ”

This provoked me again, as if every time I discussed that kind of thing with him, I never had the upper hand, and I really wanted to have a foil guy and I was chopped over.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, I thought secretly.

Yes, just like brothers, he said he slept with his, I slept with mine, everyone had nothing to do with each other, and there was no better way.

"Okay, I agree to make a deal, if you let me clean up and find that as soon as you go back, I will really get a knife in my hands, and you're definitely welcome." It was too late, and the adventure of going upstairs at night had made us even more exhausted.

I glanced at him: "Hehe, okay, I'll sleep inside and you sleep outside, you get out of here now." ”

That Jintang slowly vacated his place, I didn't take off my clothes, I slept through my clothes, and he slept outside.

In the dead of night, it was pitch black outside, and from time to time a few dogs barked. The adventurous village is more tranquil, from time to time outside the window back and forth out of the pace of a few soldiers, it turns out that they are patrolling the mountain, they are all the way to the mountain are beating the gong: "The day is dry and the candle is out, the lights are out, don't go out of the idlers." ”

We listened to the sound of gongs and drums in our beds, as if every hour we were shouting like this. Is there a rhythm and regularity in the center of gravity, when the center of gravity is issued, the brother on the other mountain begins to respond: "Don't worry." ”

I glanced at him and noticed that they were able to patrol the mountains at such a high density at night so late, which shows how cautious they are about the security system, and when I came back just now, it happened to be their shift. So we're seizing a gap.

If we go upstairs and upstairs to the attic, we will encounter a lot of trouble, and we must overcome this immediately, and if we analyze our next action, it will be difficult, and this must be solved.

But where does their security system go into a loophole? I also found a lot of strange problems, they generally walk the route from east to west, north to south, as if they are high-density practitioners who cross vertically and horizontally. But they will have a loophole in one of the links.

I sat up abruptly and exclaimed in surprise, "I found that password!" "I was happiest when I found out this secret, and I wanted to laugh at them twice, and I couldn't wait to lift his bed, and he laughed like a dog.

I shook him uncontrollably: "I told you I know, I found out how you want to give me some reward!" Oh my God, this is a jealous talent, I'm as smart as I am, haha......"

He also sat up with a smile and said with great interest, "My dear little kitten, tell me what the secret is?" ”

This principle of secrecy is to try not to tell him too many things, this is just me to stretch out 5 fingers, hurt our bargaining space, bargaining has always been my strength: "As long as you pay this money, we can do everything, we can discuss, oh my God, I'm so smart, no one comes out with me, come and go to the knife, I feel that our cooperation will be very pleasant." ”

I feel that my money has been earned back, I know, I must be cash, absolutely not let him give me a white slip, I added our agreement: "The most important core point of this agreement is that cash must not be white, white slips, everything is not negotiable, can you give some sincerity?" ”

I looked up to the sky and laughed three times.