Chapter 562: Standing in the Toilet in a Dream
In the afternoon, when Liuyun and Li Yuwei returned home, it was already dark; And Liu Yu, who has obviously been happy for a day, is already asleep at his grandmother's house......
Liuyun smiled bitterly and glanced at his father, who was sleeping soundly with Liu Yu in his arms, and looked back at Liu Xiaohui: "Mom, did this grandfather and grandson go out to toss our group of huskies this day?" ”
"A large group of dogs, after going home, they all lie on their stomachs," Liu Xiaohui nodded with a smile, and glanced at the grandfather and grandson who were snoring, "This pair, after going home, fell asleep and forgot to pour dog food for the dogs!" ”
"Oh," Liuyun smiled, "Then I'll go!" ”
"What do you eat at night?"
Liuyun, who was walking out, glanced back at Li Yuwei, and then looked at his father and daughter: "Mom, let's wait for the two of them to wake up!" ”
"Oh!"
When Liuyun and Li Yuwei, who were carrying dog food, arrived at the kennel, they found that all the dogs had moved their mats near the radiator......
Seeing Liuyun coming in, the "old" dog at home whined twice to say hello; The puppy, who had just been born for less than a year, raised his head lazily, and after "glaring" at Liuyun, he lay down and continued to be in a daze......
"It's time to eat!"
As soon as Liuyun signaled, all the dogs came to their senses, and even the puppies who were ignoring Liuyun just now stood up excitedly......
A plate of dog food was eaten, and the little experts in demolishing the house were resurrected with full blood, so frightened that Liuyun hurriedly closed the iron door stuffed with soundproof cotton.
Liuyun and Li Yuwei had just escaped from Dao Mountain, but they fell into a sea of misery again......
When the two returned to the living room, what they heard was Liu Xiaohui's foreshadowing that had been repeated hundreds of times: "Xiaowei, haven't you been busy with work lately?" ”
Li Yuwei nodded with palpitations, and the next sentence was a routine, as expected......
"The four of us old guys are already half-cut into the ground, alas," Liu Xiaohui sighed, "We hope to ......"
"Mom, do you hope to have a grandson before you go to the ground?" Liuyun stared at the old lady helplessly, "Mom, I've calculated, you four old people can live a long life, don't worry!" ”
"You little bunny!" Liu Xiaohui picked up the feather duster and gently knocked Liuyun's head, "Isn't it for your sake, while my legs and feet can still move now, I can look at the child for you." ”
"Xiaowei, make a statement!"
Li Yuwei secretly looked at Liuyun......
"Mom, isn't there a suitable time for this," Liuyun hurriedly jumped out to relieve his daughter-in-law, "You want a grandson, but do you have to let the two of us have enough time to prepare?" ”
It's all about you!
Liu Xiaohui glared: "Give an accurate time!" ”
"Or," Liuyun asked tentatively, "Wait for Xiao Yu to enter the nursery next year?" ”
Liu Xiaohui frowned and struggled for a while before she reluctantly agreed: "Just next year, before the Olympics, I want to see my grandson!" ”
After getting the assurance, Liu Xiaohui didn't plan to let go of Liuyun and Li Yuwei, took out a gynecology book from under the coffee table, and began to popularize the dangers of advanced age to the two......
The more knowledge, the more reactionary it becomes.
Liuyun covered his head, and suddenly regretted letting his wife improve: the professional knowledge that the old lady learned in order to become a doctor has become a theoretical basis for criticizing herself......
After a while, Chen Jingfeng went downstairs with Xiao Liu Yu in his arms, and the situation changed suddenly: the single preaching became a "mixed double".
It didn't take long for Xiao Liu Yu to join the army of "giving birth": "Ma Ma, I also want a little brother!" ”
Don't you unlucky bear kid know that with the smaller one, you may not be the most liked one?
I thought so in my heart, but Liuyun didn't dare to say it: there are two old bosses, staring at this side there!
And Liu Xiaohui and Chen Jingfeng also fought hard in order to be able to see their grandson as soon as possible: they put their son and daughter-in-law into the kitchen, and when they were eating, they didn't stop, one on the left "time is short", and one on the right "long-cherished wish"......
The world is finally quiet!
After returning home, both of them breathed a sigh of relief: they had been bombarded by the spawning routine for a long time, and they were finally able to clean up for a while......
"Mama, when can I see my little brother?"
Li Yuwei's face darkened directly: Still coming?
"Xiao Yu, if you really want a little brother, then from now on, you will have to sleep by yourself!"
Li Yuwei stretched out her hand and twisted it around Liuyun's waist......
"Alright then!" Xiao Liu Yu, who had experienced a fierce inner struggle, gritted his teeth, "Xiao Yu sleeps alone!" ”
The girl expressed her desire to "sleep alone", and Li Yuwei naturally tried her best to fulfill her wishes.
Fortunately, the room has been cleaned up in advance, and all that remains is to put my daughter to sleep, and then ......
Li Yuwei turned her head and glanced at Liuyun with a smile on her face: "Husband, you are guarding at night, and when you hear the movement, you hurry over!" ”
"Huh?! No way! Liuyun's face fell suddenly, "I thought there would be benefits!" ”
"At least not today!" Li Yuwei glanced at Liuyun, "It's been a busy afternoon in the afternoon!" Sleepy! ”
Liuyun was stunned: "What's the situation?" Isn't your information center always busy? ”
"I don't know who wrote the lack of virtue virus, after something goes wrong, it can't be restored, so you can only reinstall the system," Li Yuwei, who was dressed in a nightgown, uncovered the quilt and got in, "The most annoying thing is that the logo he used turned out to be a panda!" ”
"Panda burns incense?"
Li Yuwei nodded, pushed the quilt up, and closed her eyes......
Yes, the plan to create a man has to be postponed again.
Liuyun got into the bed depressed......
The night was peaceful.
It's just that when Li Yuwei woke up her daughter in the morning, she found that the mattress was wet......
"Bedwetting?"
Li Yuwei smiled and looked at Liu Yu, who was wrapped in a quilt and shrunk in the corner of the wall and didn't dare to look up, and then took out her mobile phone from her pocket and took a photo: This is the black history of her daughter, which can be used as a bargaining chip in the future......
"That's it!" Li Yuwei smiled and beckoned to her daughter, "Come here, mom will give you a bath!" ”
After taking a shower, Li Yuwei led her daughter to her room, and then turned back to clean up the "mess......
When Li Yuwei led her daughter downstairs, Liuyun was already waiting in the restaurant: "Wife, why is it so late today?" ”
Li Yuwei couldn't hold back, and laughed out: "Your daughter wetted the bed!" ”
Xiao Liu Yu lowered his head......
"Oh," Liuyun nodded thoughtfully, "It's excusable, after all, it's very troublesome to find the bathroom, and it's even more troublesome to find it!" Alright, let's eat first! ”
My little granddaughter finally wetted the bed once, and the grandparents naturally wanted to take a good look at it......
"I'll tell you something, don't spread it out," Liu Xiaohui smiled and leaned into the ear of her in-law and friend Yang Ling, "Why did your Xiaoyu wet the bed last night!" ”
"Really?" Yang Ling laughed in surprise, "I really didn't expect it!" ”
Yang Ling, who returned home after visiting the door, passed the "top-secret information" to another neighbor......
So, one to ten, ten to hundred. In less than two days, the old ladies in the community knew that Liuyun's daughter had wetted the bed.