After Liu Wenning stayed, he determined one thing in a short period of time.

That is, brothers and sisters who usually watch each other love each other, once it is time for housework or mealtime, they start to fight each other, and the tragedy is no less than a war.

Unless one party is soft and pays a certain price, Liu Wenning is not clear what this price is.

Even Uncle Xuan Xiao, who usually looks kind and deceitful, doesn't let him drop a drop of water at the dinner table.

Touching the book, Liu Wenning secretly rejoiced that he was a guest and did not have to participate in the fight, otherwise, he would definitely starve to death.

But as soon as he remembered that the rooms in the scuffle yesterday were all looking at him with naked eyes, Liu Wenning's heart was cold. What should I do?

"You don't have to worry, as long as you don't rob them, you'll be fine, they won't take the initiative to stir up trouble, unless there is a holiday."

"Eighth Uncle," Hearing someone speak, Liu Wenning turned around and saw his "martial arts" fellow, Eighth Uncle Liu Xuanliang, "Why?" ”

Liu Xuanliang closed the book and glanced at Liu Wenning: "According to Dad, the strong need to rely on themselves to fight, not to fight with the weak, which is the self-confidence and ethics of the strong. So, as long as you hide from them a few times, they won't woo you again. ”

Liu Wenning was unwilling to be called a weaker: "Then what if I also want to be a strong person?" ”

"You don't even know the Tai Chi that your senior brother has learned, how can you fight with them, not to mention, can you guarantee that when you fight with them, the food will not fall on the table?"

Liu Xuanliang glanced at the little nephew, young man, you are a little too ambitious: "Besides, if you get involved, they will unite first and hand you over first, after all, persimmons need to be soft to pinch." Then, you can wash the dishes every day. ”

Liu Wenning was stunned: "Isn't there a contradiction between them?" ”

"The contradiction stems from the choice of the person who washes the dishes after the meal, and the old man stipulates that the losing party washes the dishes and cleans the table, and if there is a tie or peace, then they all have to work."

Liu Wenliang felt that his nephew was still too young, although he was not much older than him: "If you add it, they will be very happy, after all, it is better to have someone to do it than to do it yourself." ”

"But isn't that deception?" Liu Wenning was crying.

"The premise of your participation is that you think you are strong, strong people who can talk to each other on an equal footing, and they think so too."

Liu Xuanliang felt that the mentality of the little master and nephew was a little unbalanced, just watching the thief eat meat, and he didn't want to see the thief being beaten: "Rights and obligations are equal, if you want to participate, you have to have the consciousness of washing dishes." ”

The reason why Liuyun formulated such rules at the beginning was because he was worried about his children, and in a world of great disputes like the Republic of China, he lived a miserable life: after all, many times, it is not you who respect others, but people respect you; Most of the time, you take a step back, and people have to take an inch.

Fortunately, the children of Liuyun's family are more interested in the "small activities" on the dinner table, and even Liu Xuanxin, who is relatively mild-tempered, is more loving to the "meal war" when he is at home, and he is a long-term winner: the kung fu of the surgical experts is in his hands, and the two children who study surgery have learned the advanced skills of thieves.

Therefore, Liuyun is not worried about the problems encountered by Liu Xuanxin in the workplace, the cat does not stretch its paws because it is lazy, but there is nothing to put on the cat's paws.

And Liu Xuanliang, the special case at the table, is indeed a gentle character, and everyone feels dishonorable when he wins, and kicks him out of the battle sequence; And another special case, Liu Xuanxiao, is purely because of his combat effectiveness, and he is born with strange power and too much destructive power.

Liu Xuanliang looked at the discouraged Liu Wenning and smiled: "Of course, don't be deceived by them, even if you form a team, you have a priority when you work, you have never practiced boxing, you can only be cannon fodder." And the hard work in his hands is not good, and the dish falling on the table is the biggest sin, which is unforgivable in the eyes of my father. By the way, I remember that my brother's Tai Chi practice is good, and I can go home to learn it, it's not too late. ”

Liu Wenning shook his head: "However, if you go home, it's too far to go back and forth." ”

Liu Xuanliang looked at Liu Wenning with a surprised expression: "When you go to school, you won't live in the school, right?" Don't you know the benefits of day school? ”

Liu Wenning's face was resentful: "My parents are all handicapped!" It took a lot of effort, and the cooking didn't taste as good as the big pot of boiled food in the cafeteria. ”

"That's it!" Liu Xuanliang nodded stunned, relieved himself, and gave a suggestion to "his own comrades", "There are a few bicycles at home, only Dad rides every day to buy vegetables, and the others are idle, you can ride my one away, go home after dinner, and come back at breakfast." ”

Liu Wenning was a little embarrassed: "That's so ......"

Liu Xuanliang took a step back and looked at Liu Wenning carefully: "When you were born, did you hold the wrong person?" Senior Brother Jincheng has not been embarrassed to rub his father for more than ten years, and Sister Jian Xin is not the kind of submissive character, how did you ......"

Liu Wenning explained with a wry smile: My parents are both strong masters, and when I made mistakes when I was a child, they were generally "men's singles" or "women's singles", and the big mistakes were "mixed doubles", so either I didn't do it, or I had to do it well; So for the sake of his ass, he still didn't do it well; After a long time, I have developed a passable temperament.

Liu Xuanliang's eyes widened: Shouldn't all children be "cultivated according to nature" as their father said?

Looking at Uncle Shi's exaggerated expression, Liu Wenning felt that he had let his parents raise him crookedly? Otherwise, how could my father and mother not like me before, and I was a good tomb robber genius, and I didn't meet Bole until I became an adult?

Liu Xuanliang saw that his nephew was stunned there, thought for a while, and then spoke: "Forget it if you live here, the eldest brother also practices Tai Chi, and he also majored in history in college, and when the eldest brother comes over again, you can ask him." ”

Seeing Liu Wenning nodded, Liu Xuanliang breathed a sigh of relief: "Also, if you want to read any kind of books, you can find me, I have read most of the books at home." In exchange, you can tell me something about the outside. ”

"Deal." Liu Wenning readily agreed, "Uncle Shi, can you tell me, what does this "Five Thousand Years of China Up and Down (Primary Enlightenment No Examination Edition)" mean?" ”

"You said that book," Liu Xuanliang scratched his head, "At that time, in order to test his interest, my father specially wrote something similar to the one you had that day." The primary level is to say that it can be shown to primary school students, enlightenment refers to the cultivation of hobbies, and no verification means that some things in this book cannot be verified now, such as Pangu opening the world, Nuwa creating people and other myths, it is not sure that it is fabricated, nor can it be confirmed, so it is called no research. ”

"What about the evidence?" Liu Wenning was a little curious.

"There is a record of the official history, and the compiler of the official history has not obviously added personal subjective tendencies to the historical part," Liu Xuanliang began to introduce with his fingers, "By the way, don't pretend to be the History of the Ming Dynasty in front of my father." ”