Tang Zhou's eyes widened suddenly, what is this, what is this? Is he the mate selection criteria that Leng Shenmo filled in on the registration form of the Civil Affairs Bureau?

Tang Zhou was a little incredulous, and called his brother again: "Brother! Elder brother! Is that watch PS? ”

Tang Xiao smiled faintly: "Do I need to PS out to make you happy?" I just went to investigate why Leng Shen Mo shook you, and then I got this table, now do you know why you became the person who shook Cold Shen Mo? ”

Tang Zhou jumped up: "This, this, this...... So what? Could it be that if he fills in the mate selection criteria, the system of the Civil Affairs Bureau will listen to him? No, why did he fill in this in the mate selection criteria column? Did he fall into evil? ”

You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep without self-confidence.

Tang Xiao said: "There is a small BUG in the lottery system of the Civil Affairs Bureau, if you fill in the name of the mate selection criteria, the system will filter out the name for you to draw, if you fill in ten times, then the ten numbers will be the same person, this small BUG is rarely known, Leng Shenmo should be the person who happens to know this BUG, why do you say he should fill in ten sentences in the mate selection criteria as long as you?" ”

"He wants me?"

Tang Zhou couldn't believe this fact, held his breath, and retorted to himself: "But, how is it possible? I've done so many bad things to him before, why does he want me? Does he have masochistic tendencies? ”

Tang Xiao was curious, "What bad things have you done to him?" ”

Tang Zhou closed his eyes and thought: "That's a lot, when he was in middle school, when he was in high school and I was in my first year of junior high school, I wrote love letters to the girls in their class, and then filled in his name in the letter, and finally handed the love letter to the head teacher of their class to report his early love!" ”

Tang Xiao: "......"

"Also, every time I go to the commissary at the school gate to pay on credit, I report his name, and the shopkeeper later went to the school to find a teacher, saying that he didn't pay on credit, and he was an old man."

Tang Xiao: "......"

"Also, on his eighteenth birthday, his family gave him a super luxury car, and I sneaked into the parking lot with a chess book to prick his tire."

Tang Xiao: "......"

"Oh, I also put firecrackers under his car, which blew up his bodyguards, and I also drove a drone to spray paint outside his office in the Leng Group."

Tang Xiao held his forehead and couldn't bear to listen to it anymore: "Why did he recruit you to provoke you?" ”

Tang Zhou was particularly furious: "Have you forgotten? At the beginning of the first year of junior high school, I spoke on behalf of the new students, but he said in the audience, I am as beautiful as a girl, and later everyone in the school called me a sissy! ”

Tang Xiao: "You were originally a girl. ”

However, Tang Xiao understood, at that time, it was probably Tang Zhou who found out that he was actually a girl, and he couldn't accept it for a long time, and whoever said that he was beautiful like a girl at this moment must have committed his big taboo and was hated by him.

Tang Zhou said: "Just because he owes it, you have been chasing and killing him for so many years?" ”

"Of course there's something else, anyway...... Forget it, I won't talk about it, brother, he doesn't want to take revenge on me, right? Pretend to be obedient to me first, and when I let my guard down, he will settle accounts with me? "Tang Zhou is full of conspiracy theories.

Tang Xiao said: "Are you sure it's not your foolishness, but it successfully caught his attention?" What was the name of the last comic you watched, 'I became the white moonlight of the sworn enemy after being heaven and earth'? ”