Chapter 101: Life is full of accidents

Jiang Hao went to the bathroom and released it, but when he came back, he was not drunk at all, and everyone couldn't help but be amazed.

"Brothers, pick up the new daughter-in-law."

The lively squeezing door stuffed the red envelope, and finally entered the bride's house, after entering the door, Jiang Hao suddenly found a pair of bright eyes looking at him, Jiang Hao was also stunned.

I didn't expect to meet an acquaintance here.

"It's you, you're the bridesmaid."

"Just now a group of our bridesmaids watched you drinking in the window, but I didn't expect you to be the groom's best man." The big-eyed girl said with a smile.

What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet Song Xi here, the fairer big-eyed sister among the two girls rescued in the magic bar.

The bridesmaids are tricking the groom, Song Xi and Jiang Hao don't talk much, Ji Yunxi was tricked very miserably, isn't marriage going to be lively, after a lot of hardships, he finally carried the bride to the car.

Back at the wedding scene, after the ceremony, the banquet began, Jiang Hao naturally had a table with the groomsmen, Jiang Hao had just eaten a few mouthfuls of food, Ji Yunxi suddenly ran over, took Jiang Hao's hand, spit wine and said, "Brother, help." ”

"What's wrong?"

"A group of uncles over there tweaked me, and said, how much wine to drink and how many red envelopes to give, I'm about to die." Ji Yunxi said with a bitter face.

"If you can't drink it, forget it, be careful that you can't enter the cave room tonight." Jiang Hao said with a smile.

"Dongfang, your sister-in-law has a big belly, do I dare to touch it, I am fighting for the happiness of the future now, there is a wad of money under a glass of wine, can I not fight." Ji Yunxi said.

"You have to drink this wine yourself, I can't help you." Jiang Hao spread his hands.

"Help, can help, that group of uncles said, it's not okay to find someone else, you can find you, they just saw your feat of drinking, and they were shocked by you, saying that they can find you instead, I will take as much as you drink." Ji Yunxi said.

"You're letting me out." Jiang Hao pouted.

"Brother, my good brother, it's all money, a glass of wine is worth my month's salary, and my brother's happy life in the future depends on you." Ji Yunxi grabbed Jiang Hao's hand and begged bitterly.

"A glass of wine is a month's salary, how much do you earn in a month."

Ji Yunxi stretched out a finger.

"Damn, my sister-in-law has a mine at home."

"Yes", Ji Yunxi nodded solemnly.

This guy really stabbed the gold mountain with a stick.

Ji Yunxi dragged Jiang Hao to the new family's table, Jiang Hao saw that a wine tower had been set up on the table, and under each glass of wine was a whole pile of brand-new hundred-yuan bills, and the paper seal was not opened, it was estimated that there must be four or five hundred thousand.

Looking at this group of strong men with big shoulders and round waists, Jiang Hao asked Ji Yunxi, "These are all your eldest brother." ”

Ji Yunxi hurriedly introduced Jiang Hao, "Ah, this is the eldest brother, these three are Yunyun's cousins, these two belong to the eldest uncle's family, this one belongs to the second uncle's family, and this one belongs to the third uncle's family." ”

Jiang Hao patted Ji Yunxi on the shoulder, "Brother, you will be blessed in the future, you must treat your sister-in-law well in the future, otherwise you will really break your leg." ”

The crowd laughed.

Ji Yunxi's eldest brother said with a smile: "Brother, I just saw you drinking, it's really happy, we admire what you can drink the most, this wine, others can't replace it, we only agree with you to replace it, how much your brother-in-law can take today, you have the final say." ”

Jiang Hao smiled faintly. "Then I'll fight for my brother's happiness."

Jiang Hao picked up the wine, a full glass of white wine dried up in one gulp, and a warm current flowed through the lower abdomen, well, this wine tastes okay, 1573.

Ji Yunxi happily took away a wad of red banknotes under the wine glass.

Brush brush brush ~

Jiang Hao swallowed four glasses of liquor in a row, everyone was amazed, and someone gave a thumbs up, "Good amount of wine!" ”

"Brother, don't worry, eat some food."

People know that there is a fight for wine here, the bride is coming, the parents of the groom and the bride are coming, the groomsmen and bridesmaids are coming, and relatives and friends are also coming to watch the excitement, and the hall is surrounded by water.

Every time Jiang Hao drank a glass of wine, everyone applauded.

"How much, it's already 15 glasses, almost four catties of wine, this is liquor."

"This guy is a lot."

"He's not going to be a barmaid." The second uncle of the bride said in surprise.

"What is a barmaid?" Someone asked curiously.

The bride's second uncle said, "I once came into contact with a person who drank 6 catties of wine in one go, which scared us all stupid at the time, and later when we chatted, I learned that they were national-level escorts, official state civil servants, and had positions." ”

"And he also said that he is not high, just level 3, national level 2 escort, pure grain 60 degrees, 10 catties, national level 1 escort, pure grain 60 degrees, 15 catties."

As he spoke, he stretched out five fingers and shook them in the air, and everyone was amazed.

Her second uncle shook his head and said: "That kind of person, born with wine leakage, there is no one in ten thousand, it is said that alcohol does not go up to the head and does not pass through the liver, alcohol is generally discharged from the soles of the feet, palms, armpits and hair on the body." ”

"Six-vein divine sword!" A young man shouted.

"Look, it's the 28th cup, my God, it scares me to death, I think one and a half pounds of alcohol is good, I really don't dare to brag about B in the future." Someone exclaimed.

There was a pile of money on the table in front of Ji Yunxi, but he didn't look at the money anymore, and pulled Jiang Hao's arm and persuaded: "Lao Jiang, okay, let's not drink it, you drink it like this, my brother is trembling when he looks at it." ”

"Isn't it about happiness?" Jiang Hao asked with a smile.

"Enough, happy enough." Ji Yunxi grabbed Jiang Hao's arm and said with tears in his eyes.

Jiang Hao smiled slightly, in fact, he is also a little drunk now, he finally tested it, his thousand-cup non-drunk skill, it's not that he really doesn't feel anything when he drinks, it's just that the amount of alcohol has become very large, and he doesn't feel it when he drinks less.

As long as the amount is reached, it will still be drunk.

I drank seven or eight catties today, slightly smoked, as for the bottom line, Jiang Hao doesn't know for the time being, since he has the demonic physique of a national escort, it is estimated that Jiang Hao is about the same now.

Jiang Hao returned to his table, and everyone looked at him with admiration in their eyes, and gave a thumbs up one by one, "Brother, you are the most awesome I have ever seen, today I am convinced, and I have long insight." ”

Many people came to talk to Jiang Hao and asked him if he was a bartender, and later the bride's second uncle also came over and said, "You are Yunxi's classmate, so I will shout at you as a nephew." ”

"Of course, uncle." Jiang Hao said politely.

"Are you interested in coming to our company, we are a mining company, ushering in a lot of send-offs, I'm really scared to drink now, if you come to our company, a basic salary of 20,000 a month, drink a 5,000 bonus, how about it."

Damn, there are all poaching corners, it's really an accident everywhere in life.