Chapter 215: The Tribulation Begins
When Yan Xinglie's heroic laughter finally disappeared completely between heaven and earth, Feng Buxiao's tense body couldn't help but tremble slightly, and suddenly sat down on the ground as if he had lost his strength!
"Damn! Damn! Today...... It's been such a thrill today!"
He gasped violently as he wiped the sweat from his head!
The nerves had been in a state of high tension just now, and this suddenly loosened, and Feng Buqian only felt a strong sense of weakness attack!
He smiled bitterly and couldn't help but shake his head!
"I'm still too weak!"
Yes, now, in front of a strong person like Yan Xinglie, he can't even withstand the slightest bit of coercion!
Feng Buqian rested for a while, and couldn't help but reach out and tug the clothes on his back, because he always felt wet and slimy on his back, which was extremely uncomfortable!
Why did Lao Tzu sweat so much!?
Feng Buyao couldn't help but wonder a little in his heart!
Not really!
After he tugged a few times, he took his hand back, smelled it slightly, only felt that it was extremely stinky, and when he thought about it carefully, one of his faces turned green for a while!
"it, it, uncle! you...... You stupid donkey...... You ...... This Nima is scared to pee!?"
But the briquettes on his back are like they are completely unconscious at the moment, and they don't say a word!
Feng Buyao was also speechless, seeing that it was still pretending to be dead at this time, he also understood that his back was completely wet, and it was indeed its masterpiece!
Feng Buqian forcibly endured the nausea, and also resisted the urge to drop the stupid donkey who urinated on his body, his expression was like swallowing ten thousand flies, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay...... Good...... I've endured it today! I'm waiting for you...... Wait for you! Let's see how Lao Tzu cleans you up!"
Anyway, because he was worried that there would be some bull ghosts and snake gods that he couldn't provoke, he didn't dare to stay longer, so he rushed into the night sky with his body up, and left this place quickly with the seemingly sleepy briquettes on his back!
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A few days later, a dark cloud, moonless and starless night.
In the deepest part of the "Twilight Leaf Ancient Forest", there was a sudden burst of laughter and scolding in the forest that should have been quiet!
"I said you fucking eat slowly, and no one is robbing you! You just came back from the ghost gate, and you're not afraid of choking to death!"
"You little thief knows a fart! The deity gave you a pill, and your body was hollowed out by the magic tripod, and I finally rested and came back, and I had to make up for it!"
There is a burning bonfire in the middle of the woods, on which a huge wild boar is roasted, and the smell is overflowing!
And next to the bonfire was sitting a man and a donkey, which was Feng Buyu and briquettes.
Feng Buqian kept laughing and scolding, while carefully roasting the wild boar, and the briquettes were like uncles, sitting on the ground on all fours, holding a freshly roasted wild boar in his arms, tearing and biting, eating happily!
"Okay, when you're full of food and drink, you can go around and help me watch, I'm going to officially start the 'quenching tribulation', and if outsiders come close, you can drive them away, you know!?" Feng Buyao explained to the briquettes while roasting meat.
The briquette swallowed the roast meat in his mouth with difficulty, and the donkey's eyes glared, and he shouted dissatisfiedly: "No! There are still a few rabbits that have not been roasted!
Feng Buqian glanced at it helplessly, and scolded: "! You bear thing that eats and is not afraid of death! Lao Tzu has given you barbecue all day! Damn! It makes Lao Tzu want to vomit when he smells the smell of barbecue now! Besides, everything that can run and jump in this forest is almost eaten up for you, where can Lao Tzu catch rabbits for you in the middle of the night! I owe it first! I will pay you back later!"
The briquette gave him a blank look, and said with a smile: "That's not good! You don't finish roasting Lao Tzu today, in case you can't survive the 'Five Spirits Quenching Body Tribulation' later, and you are stupid or dead, then who are these roast rabbits going with!"
"Phew!" Feng Buqian glared, "Let your mother's fart! Lao Tzu can't survive that bullshit's 'Five Spirits Quenching Body Tribulation'!? Just look at it! Tomorrow Lao Tzu will be a powerhouse in the transcendent realm!"
The briquette rolled his eyes: "Cut! Who cares if you are transcendent or not! The deity is worried about my rabbits! For the sake of the deity's rabbits, don't hang it!"
"Get out!" Feng Buqian raised his hand and threw the huge roasted boar in front of the briquettes, "It's done! Hurry up and give it to Lao Tzu to guard around! Remember, don't hurt people, just scare them! If you encounter a difficult problem, lead them away! Don't be stubborn, safety first!"
The briquette's eyes lit up, and he dragged the hot roasted wild boar to him, and while eating a lot, he shouted: "I know, I know! You can rest assured! When the time comes, whoever comes within a radius of five miles will be thrown out of him!"
Feng Buqian snorted and said with a smile: "It's not the time for you, the coward, to be so scared by that Yan Xinglie that you urinated on Lao Tzu's body!"
Briquettes were slightly stunned, pretending not to hear anything, and said with a smile: "This wild boar roasted doesn't taste as good last time!?"
Feng Buyu glanced at it and stopped talking.
It didn't take long for the briquettes to solve the roast boar like a whirlwind, and then with an extremely loud burp, he stood up leisurely, walked out of the forest, and finally did not forget to look back and smile: "Boy, you can fight for some gas, for the roast rabbit of the deity, don't die!"
"Long-winded!" Feng Buyu laughed.
After the briquette left, Feng Buqian extinguished the bonfire, put away the smile on his face, and took out the 'Five Spirits Returning Yuan Pill' from the ring!
This 'Five Spirits Guiyuan Pill' is only the size of a cherry, and at this moment, it has lost the five-color brilliance when it was just refined, and the whole pill presents a very pure light white, which looks like a small pearl.
Feng Buqian looked at the small pill in his hand, and he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart!
I wasted the five high-grade elixirs that I had worked so hard to get, and the briquettes even fought with their lives to refine them, and in the end it turned out to be just such a small jelly bean!
He couldn't help but be a little worried, this thing was really as Mei'er said, could it help him survive the "Five Spirits Quenching Body Tribulation"!?
After all, I am afraid that no one has survived this "Five Spirits Quenching Body Tribulation" since ancient times, how dangerous it is, in fact, Mei'er herself can't say for sure!
Of course, Mei'er could hear the worry in Feng Buyao's heart, and she whispered in the bottom of Feng Buyao's heart with that cold and extremely nice voice: "In fact, the 'Five Spirits Quenching Body Tribulation' is not only to endure the pain of the five spiritual roots refining the body, but also to achieve the goal of 'connecting the spiritual roots, blending the spiritual sea, integrating the five spirits, and returning to the Yuan!' In this process, if there is a slight difference, the spiritual roots will be completely wasted, and the body will die and the soul will be destroyed! The process of 'Five Spirits Quenching the Body Tribulation' will reduce the pain you have to endure, and it can also increase the success rate of the 'Five Spirits Returning to the Origin'!"
"In fact, the elixir is only an external force, the most important thing is to rely on yourself! When the time comes, you will have to endure the supreme pain of refining your body, and at the same time, you will have to work hard to stabilize your mind and guide the process of 'Five Spirits Returning to the Origin' to proceed smoothly!"
"It's time to really test you!"