Chapter 1142: How Can There Be Such a Perverted Ghost in the World?

Fu Yang felt incredible, and at first thought that the dog was joking with Lao Zhao, deliberately bullying the big cow.

But when he looked at Da Niu's face, he was puffed up, it didn't seem like a fake?

"Am I? Is there really such a perverted ghost? ”

Fu Yang's eyes widened, staring at Da Niu and asked.

At the same time, I secretly wondered in my heart: This can be called a perverted fetish, *** should it be Master Xiong's sworn brother, right?!

Da Niu nodded sadly, took a bite of the charcoal-grilled chicken leg in his hand, and said, "Yes!" It happened the night before, when I was squatting on the toilet in the middle of the night. It's so perverted, it's terrible! ”

He scolded and told the story of this strange thing......

It turned out that Lao Zhao, Da Niu, and Gouzi interned in the same company before. As a newcomer to the workplace, I must work more, so not to mention the salary, I always work overtime until more than ten o'clock in the evening.

In addition, the distance is far away, and it is already late to go back to the school dormitory. What's more, the dormitory closes at half past ten in the evening.

The three of them discussed and rented a small one-room room near the company. Everyone shares the cost and lives together. This is also a continuation of the dormitory time.

The night before yesterday, because the company wanted to come up with a market plan, the three of them worked until 11 o'clock in the evening before getting off work. Then I went to the neighborhood for a supper before going back to sleep.

In the middle of the night, the big cow got up at night to go to the toilet.

Squat on the toilet, ready to pull up a bubble. He was humming a little song softly in his mouth

But all of a sudden, he felt uncomfortable!

Hey?

Why is it suddenly a little cold in this toilet?!

Da Niu twitched inexplicably a few times, and then found that he couldn't pull it out at all. A dangerous aura pervades all around.

He quickly stood up with his pants lifted and subconsciously looked down!

O Forehead God!

Just looking at it like this, Da Niu only felt that his scalp was numb, and he trembled, and the pants that he had lifted fell down again.

Because......

He suddenly saw that in the toilet, a miserable white hand stretched out!!

The cliff is not a human hand, but a ghost hand! (Nonsense, can a human hand get out of the toilet?) )

And the ghost hand has been stretched out for a long time. If it weren't for the sudden sense of danger just now, I'm afraid this is ......

This miserable white ghost hand has been stabbed into his chrysanthemum!

"Fack! Fack! I'll grass your uncle. ”

Da Niu was afraid of being extremely angry, and he didn't care that he was still naked, so he directly picked up the mop next to him and was about to stab the miserable white ghost hand into the toilet.

"! Lao Tzu asked you to scare me and want to stab me in the ass? Lao Tzu can stab you too. ”

The big cow was so frightened that his eyes were blood-red, and he stabbed the toilet bowl with a mop as he roared.

As for Lao Zhao and the dog......

The two of them had been sleeping well in the house, but they were suddenly woken up by the terrible screams of the big cow. In a daze, I heard Da Niu's rough voice swearing all the time.

What I heard intermittently was the words "fake", "chrysanthemum", and "poke".

The two of them were immediately frightened.

A grunt gets up from the bed, you look at me, I look at yours.

"Big Bull...... What's going on?! ”

Hurriedly ran to the toilet, only to see that the pants of the goods had fallen to the ground, bare, and still holding a mop in his hand to slam into the toilet.

It's crazy!

Lao Zhao and the dog were dumbfounded, and their jaws fell to the ground.

Because this picture is so curious, too strange. Fear is ridiculous and speechless.

"Big, big...... What's wrong with you? Toilet bowl with a mop? Could it be that a ghost is coming out of the toilet? ”

Lao Zhao said in a strange tone.

Unexpectedly, Da Niu threw the mop in his hand, turned his head to look at the two of them, and there were tears in a pair of tiger eyes, obviously he was still scared enough.

Nodding, he choked up and said, "Yes! What about ghosts? Just now when I was pulling, a miserable white ghost hand actually stretched out of the toilet. Even if I wanted to break my head, I couldn't imagine that there was such a perverted ghost in this world! If you want to kill or chop, you will come in the light. What does it mean to come out of the toilet with a hand out? ”

Ha?

Lao Zhao and the dog were completely confused.

Originally, it was just a joke, but I didn't expect a ghost to really stick out of the toilet!

This made the two cry and laugh at the same time, but also developed a deep fear of the toilet.

It was from this time that no one dared to use the toilet in the house shared by the three......

If it's okay to pee, if you, you're so scared that you can't pull it out at all!

Especially the big cow, as soon as he squatted up, he felt that a hand was about to stretch out of the toilet bowl and stab his chrysanthemum with lightning speed.

It's so perverted!

He was so frightened that he had a psychological shadow!!

After listening to their words and my words, Fu Yang's expression was completely stunned.

And then......

Poof!!

He squirted out a mouthful of beer with it in his mouth, almost missing them.

"Hahahaha! I'm laughing to death, Nima is really laughing at me, it's so funny, it's so exciting! This ghost is really perverted. But you're really cowardly, too. Haha, I was so scared that I didn't dare to. Haha, my mom, laugh at me. ”

Fu Yang held his stomach, he really couldn't control it. Laughing so much that tears and snot came out.

Da Niu's face was darker than the bottom of the pot, and he looked at Fu Yang a little aggrieved: "Is it really that funny?" ”

Fu Yang nodded honestly, and once again clutched his stomach and laughed regardless of his image.

The other Jiang college students eating at the table next to them all looked at them with an inexplicable look......

Two hours later.

Fu Yang, who finished eating a late-night barbecue, appeared in the rental house where Lao Zhao Daniu and his dog lived together.

"Okay, today this immortal master personally came out to help you solve the matter of that perverted toilet ghost. Presumably, you can use the toilet boldly in the future...... Poofha. ”

Fu Yang scolded Fang Xuan and said, still couldn't help laughing.

At the same time, he was also very curious, would there be such a perverted ghost in the Mao world?

He muttered secretly in his heart: "Could it really have something to do with Master Xiong?" After all, under normal circumstances, there is no ghost thing with such a low temperance value, right? ”

Anyway, let's see how it goes.

"Do you want to go to the bathroom?" The bull is eager to try.

He knew that Fu Yang knew spells and could catch ghosts and eliminate demons, which was very powerful! Now that he is here, he is emboldened.

Belch...... Still don't have to.

Fu Yangchao waved his hand, put on a very comfortable posture on the sofa, and deliberately joked with a ridiculous joke: "With the strength of this master, this kind of weak chicken toilet ghost can just sit in the living room." (3rd Update)

(End of chapter)