Chapter 1154: Poseidon is a sauerkraut fish
Mount Kinaba, the familiar golden hall, Russell enters with his nostrils facing the sky, and leans next to Athena.
Not on purpose, but he should be standing next to Athena, the seat of the 'God of War', one of the twelve main gods.
This is a good position, originally belonging to Ares, Athena on the left, Aphrodite on the right, and Artemis on the right, the standard protagonist treatment, comparable to the penultimate row by the window.
Thinking about it again, Ares's Laozi is the god king, his mother is the queen of heaven, and his lover is his sister-in-law, which is more in line with the protagonist's personality.
However, the childhood sweetheart was invincible to the things that fell from the sky, and after Russell came, there was nothing to do with him.
The first two times Russell came to duel with people, this time he came to watch people duel, today he is not the protagonist, and the gods know that this thing is ruthless, so although the gods hate people, no one wants to deal with him.
Russell put his nostrils on his nose, looked around and found that no one jumped out to cause trouble, and was very satisfied with his deterrent, so he stood up straight and became a beautiful man.
There was still a moment before the duel, and most of the demigods in the golden hall had not yet arrived, like the twelve main gods, except for him, only Hermes, Athena, and Apollo were present, and none of the others came.
Artemis didn't arrive because he went directly to the duel site, and correspondingly, Selene from the older gods was not there.
Among the other twelve main gods, Zeus and Hera are the big guys and should be the last to appear; Hestia and Demeter, the two goddesses have been disconnected for ten thousand years, and Russell has not seen them to this day; Poseidon ......
Poseidon is a sauerkraut fish, sour, vegetable, and superfluous, and the god on Mount Olympus said that since he was defeated by Russell, he has not seen him wander in the middle of the night.
Then, only Hephaestus and Aphrodite were left.
Russell thought to himself, if it was not bad, Hephaestus would still be absent today, as is customary.
It's okay if you don't come, if you don't have this product, the twelve main gods are still idols, and they won't be mistaken for powerful factions.
The palace fight drama is still a palace fight drama, and it will not be misunderstood as a mythological drama.
However, it was a bit of a surprise that Aphrodite did not come, this woman liked banquets and other occasions the most, and every time she dressed up to attend, she was the focus of the audience, and never missed any opportunity to be the center.
To tell the truth, Russell felt unworthy for Hephaestus, and the grumpy brother was impeccable except for licking some, and it was because of Aphrodite that he repeatedly couldn't raise his head.
But then again, Aphrodite's watery poplar flowers, but not to Hephaestus, may be a good thing.
Imagine that Aphrodite was a woman who had never been a woman, resigned herself to an arranged marriage, and remained committed to Hephaestus to death, and the result would be very terrible.
It's not that Russell looks down on Hephaestus, but his two-meter-tall mobile muscle mass, when he meets Aphrodite, he has to be in a wheelchair in less than a year.
If you don't have the energy, you don't have the strength to pull the hammer; If you don't have time, you don't have the heart to engage in art; Without pathos, there is no source of inspiration.
Of course, Russell also thought about it in his heart, Zifei Yu Anzhi Fish, he didn't think it was worth it, it didn't mean that Hephaestus thought the same way.
In the midst of divergent thoughts, Russell noticed an unkind gaze, and when he came back to his senses, he looked over and found that it was Apollo who was gritting his teeth.
That expression is like Russell robbing his sister!
That's right, I robbed your sister, what can you do with me?
~(ˉ▽ ̄~)(~ ̄▽ˉ)~
Russell was not afraid, squeezing his eyebrows at Apollo in various ways, and provoking the other party's anger as if he were dead.
He asked about the situation, Apollo is suspected of being a sister, masculine in appearance, and very masculine in beauty, but in Artemis he is a younger brother, as long as he coaxes Artemis, Apollo has to hold his breath.
On the side, Hermes smiled and watched the two have a conflict, while Athena was silent and took two steps away from Russell.
Suddenly, there was a commotion in the crowd.
I only heard exclamations outside the Golden Hall, and then a series of praises admired by the male god and envied by the goddess, and the rainbow farts were colorful and smelly two miles away.
In the main hall, the old and new gods were puzzled, Hermes ran fast, rushed out of the golden hall with a brisk step, and then ......
Rainbow Fart has another voice.
The old and new gods were even more puzzled, and one by one they poked their heads out, and more and more gods went out to watch, and soon there was a commotion outside the hall and it became a vegetable market.
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, let me see first."
"Get out of the way, I'm Russell, the sun god, death to those who stand in my way!"
"Who! Whoever touches my ass, I'm a man! ”
"I saw it, it was Poseidon who touched it."
“……”
The reason why the gods are so embarrassed is because Aphrodite has arrived, wearing the newly arrived Eros suit.
I saw Aphrodite's long hair fluttering, her enchanting body wrapped in an ice-blue suit, and her snow-white skin covered by white veil, looming and enchanting.
It's just that she rarely has a charming look today, she changed into a cold makeup, and the cold and proud between her eyebrows is completely different from the past.
The unattainable temperament makeup forms a strong contrast with the demon suit, the temptation is infinitely high, and the poison is irresistible.
The clothes are beautiful, the people are more beautiful, the two are combined and all beings are upside down, and where the fragrance passes, both men and women, all bend their waists for their charm.
The bending waist here is literal, and many male gods walk bent over.
"A woman has abducted you, what are you people pretending to be in your heads, can you learn to control yourself?"
Russell was crowded in the crowd, unreasonable and strong, blaming this group of stinky and shameless people, which made him greedy.
"That's nice, so what are you doing here?"
Hearing the sound coming from below, Russell was puzzled, and looked down and saw it...... own face.
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A certain shameless Xun Yu crawled on the ground, looking at his posture, he was about to run to Aphrodite's side, and then pretend to fall down to get a glimpse of the scenery under his skirt.
Don't ask Russell why he knew, because he is well-informed, and he is played like this in many movies.
"You still have the face to talk about others!"
Russell said angrily, raised his foot to kick the shameless thing down, and then made up for it fiercely.
"I'm different, I was brought here by the crowd, no, it all squeezed me down."
The shameless man on the ground blocked Russell's feet, turned into Poseidon's appearance, pulled Russell out of the crowd, and dodged to the edge of the main hall.
Another change, Poseidon became Zeus, and he wiped the shoe prints from his face: "Russell, when will my god-king suit be forged?" ”
"Soon, right away, refining!"
Russell casually said perfunctory.
"Don't lie, you didn't pay attention to it at all, if you had the speed of Hephaestus, my suit would have come out a long time ago."
Zeus said angrily, he is a dignified god king, the master of Mount Olympus, and he only has the share of others, which is unbearable.
Also, if it weren't for the close-up view of the battle suit, he wouldn't have squeezed into the crowd and been trampled on his face by someone, is it easy for him!
"Don't rush, slow work and fine work, the more you urge, the slower you get."
Russell waved his hand: "I told you before, your suit will be ranked after Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite, and now Aphrodite's suit is made by Hephaestus, one less person in line, you should be happy." ”
Phew, you're obviously hungry for their bodies!
Zeus was contemptuous in his heart, and asked with a humble face: "Tell me the truth, how did you get Artemis?" ”
"What, you want to learn?"
"No, just ask."
"Don't ask, you can't learn what I said."
"How do you know if you don't try? It's not that I'm boasting, I'm a fast learner. Zeus looked dissatisfied, believing that Russell was hiding and refusing to tell him the secret.
"Alright, stop pretending, I don't know what you're going to do?"
Russell glanced at Zeus with disdain, then grabbed his shoulders, looked like a good posture of the two brothers, and whispered: "Actually, you don't have to learn at all, chasing girls is nothing more than showing your strengths, and your specialties ......"
"What's the matter, go on!"
"I'm still thinking."
“……”
"Your specialty is identity, you are the king of the gods, this is the greatest advantage. Make good use of it, there are gods, people, and messy things that take the initiative to be courteous to you, and you don't need to pursue them at all. ”
"I've known this for a long time."
Zeus pursed his lips, caught a glimpse of Hera on the edge of the throne with a blue face, disappeared in a flash, and walked out of the side hall a moment later.
I don't know, I thought he just came!
The god-king queen appeared, and the gods did not dare to make a mistake, and watched Aphrodite twist her waist and stand in her place in turn.
Zeus began a tirade, in response to the battle between Artemis and Selene, warning the gods not to use the topic to play, and to solve personal conflicts by themselves, and never to affect the peace and stability of the mountain.
Russell's side, did not continue to look at Aphrodite as usual, not because he didn't want to, but Aphrodite on the right hand changed his personality, and today he focused on the iceberg beauty route, and he sat down after entering the table.
It doesn't matter without Aphrodite, and Athena, Russell looks sideways, and there is only the back of his head.
Well, very beautiful back of the head.
The furious gaze reappeared, Russell pouted and confronted Apollo, deciding to go to Artemis tonight to complain and ask her to clean up Apollo.
"Olympus is a whole...... Let's go...... Back in the day...... Let's ......."
Zeus rambled a lot of nonsense, swallowed and said, "That's all I have to say, do you guys have any ideas?" ”
"I have!"
Apollo stood up and pointed at Russell angrily: "I bet on the authority of the 'God of Light', and if I want to duel with this bastard, I will bet on his authority as the 'Sun God'." ”
If you want to talk about this, I'm not sleepy!
The old gods suddenly came to their senses, and they knew that Russell would not disappoint them, no, after Ares, Apollo couldn't hold back.
"Bastard, what are you messing with?"
Zeus was furious, every time there was a big day, there were unfilial sons who came out to make trouble, last time it was Ares, this time it was Apollo, can't you let him be leisurely!