Chapter 1275: I Have a Friend
Rumble! Thundered!!
Dark shadows scurried through the clouds, unabated in the face of Sanctuary II's fire.
On the ground, the army of the Dark Order looked at each other, and like Tony, they also felt that this picture was very familiar, and after a while, a woman with a big face and super capable of fighting would jump down.
Thanos' face turned pale, and he touched his forehead, which was faintly painful.
In the next second, they all knew that they had thought of it.
I saw the dark shadows expand wildly, and the devil's face with blood-red eyes opened in the sky, and the jagged mouth grinned, throwing a silent smirk at the ground.
The ears did not hear the sound, but the evil laughter went deep into the soul, making the body cold, and the limbs were stiff and unable to move.
A dark smile pounced on Sanctuary II as if a large hand had wrapped it tightly, turning into a black ball that floated silently in the air.
In the blink of an eye, an exaggerated thunder beast broke through the darkness and roared into the depths of the gray clouds.
The thunder pierced, and the thunder swept through the sky, illuminating the world in an instant.
Under the terrifying gaze of everyone, the thunder beast broke through the dark shell and leaped down from the sky, like mercury pouring on the ground, and the thunder and lightning arcs spread all over the earth.
Thundered!!!
The thunder rolled, the white flames soared, and the shock wave chiseled through the sky from the bottom up, and the magnificent white pillars took on the sky and the earth.
The barren sand roared and trembled, the cracks in the abyss rushed quickly, and in the very center of the pillar of lightning strikes, the black crater was bottomless.
Dark Legion, Annihilation!
In the distance, Tony, who had rolled several times, got up, spit out the sand from his mouth, and by the way, gouged out Natasha and Gamora.
The three of them looked at the camp of the Dark Order that had been killed in seconds, looking at each other, all of them not knowing what to think.
"I bet there's a 1 in 14 million chance that there won't be this person......"
Tony pursed his lips and paused for a moment to add, "That's why I hate mages!" ”
"I'm afraid it won't work, the other party looks like a mage."
"No, I think he's the Great Demon King."
Whoa!!
The dust fell instantly, and Russell took Duan Xinlan to the ground in levitation, holding a broken knife in his hand.
Originally, he wanted to carry Thanos's head, which would be more deterrent and more compelling.
However, Thanos' small body of two meters and five could not resist the baptism of thunder, so he could only take this knife and take it.
To tell the truth, that is, the eye is fast and the hand is fast, otherwise this knife will not be able to be saved.
"I just heard someone say bad things about the mage again......"
Russell teleported in front of the three of them, his gaze lingering on Natasha and Gamora's faces for a moment, and finally focused on Tony, who was broken-mouthed, "Tony Stark, do you have any opinions about our mage?" ”
The three of them were shocked, and Tony shook his head decisively: "No, I have always admired mages, they are the most important members of the team, and without them there is no way to save the world." Also, I've dreamed of becoming a mage since I was a child! ”
"It sounds like the real thing."
"Because it's true!"
Tony nodded with a serious face, and then changed his words: "I take the liberty of asking, this Mr. Mage, do we know each other?" ”
"I know you, but you don't know me."
Russell said, "I've met many, many Tony Starks, and ...... Black Widow, but it's the first time you've done this. ”
As he spoke, Russell didn't wait for the three of them to react, and his mind swept through and read their memories.
The result was similar to what he imagined, Tony and the three were already hanging, and the cause of death was related to the Infinity Stones.
Tony died snapping his fingers, Natasha and Gamora died from the sacrifice of the Soul Gem, and Thanos and a group of younger brothers over there died from Tony's snapping fingers.
Perhaps because of the Infinity Stones, the souls of these people did not go to hell or heaven after death, and were sent directly to the dimension in front of them.
In this dimension, hunger and exhaustion do not exist, and life is detached from conventional concepts.
There is death, but after five minutes of death, it will come back to life on the spot, just like playing a game.
The difference is that Thanos belongs to Kryptonite players, with spaceships and younger brothers, while Tony and the three are in hell mode, fighting against thousands of troops in a tabula rasa state.
When he first entered this dimension, Thanos was so angry about defeat that he killed Tony hundreds of times with his own hands.
Afterward......
Tired of it!
Thanos is bored, but Tony is happy to do it, and every day he happily gives Thanos the middle finger to provoke.
In his words, it's little fun.
No food, no internet, the world is big, but the scenery is the same, and if you don't have some fun for yourself, he will soon become a desireless walking corpse.
Natasha and Gamora felt that it made sense, and they were idle, so they accompanied him to die.
"Funny Soul ......"
Russell's eyes lit up and he plunged a knife into Tony's chest, analyzing his current life form.
The moment he pulled out his hand, the large hole in Tony's chest rippled continuously, merging and recovering like liquid.
"You, what did you do to me?"
With a faint pain in his head, Tony's three faces were ugly, and they retreated synchronously to keep their distance from Russell.
"I looked through your memories and gave you a physical examination by the way, unfortunately, you are too dead to die anymore."
"Memories are personal privacy, and you can't do that."
"I know, but I'm up to me here."
Russell flashed his fist: "What, do you have an opinion?" ”
"That must not be!"
Tony shook his head decisively and stepped forward with a sneer: "Mr. Mage, how did you two get here?" ”
"Oh, you want to get out?"
Russell raised an eyebrow and smiled, and expertly put his hand on Tony's shoulder: "I can get out of here, but the question is, why should I help you?" ”
A gleam flashed in Tony's eyes, and under the speechless expressions of Natasha and Gamora, he pointed to the two and said, "After the matter is completed, these two beauties are willing to make a promise to each other." ”
"No, I always feel like I'm taking advantage of someone's danger."
"There is no thing, love at first sight, you and I are willing to do so, where is the danger of taking advantage of others!"
As an experienced retired scumbag, Tony knew that Russell was not a good person at first sight, and the topic of the two naturally went astray.
"Ahem!"
Duan Xinlan clenched her fists and coughed lightly twice, one to remind Russell that she would tell the truth, and the other to remind Russell that if she was happy, she could come to her.
"This is ...... Your female friends? ”
"Hey, you can see that?"
Russell was surprised, worthy of being Tony's teacher, in the last world, Duan Xinlan pretended to be his girlfriend, and a group of Spider-Men didn't think there was anything wrong.
"Low-key, it's all in the past, I don't want to mention it again."
Tony waved his hand modestly, and the glint in his eyes flashed again: "If I'm not mistaken, she is your girlfriend's best friend, and she has had a crush on you for a while, and you are an upright person, so I have repeatedly rejected her confessions." ”
"Yes, that's it."
Russell slapped Tony's thigh and gave a thumbs up: "It's worthy of Mr. Tony, his vision is so accurate." ”
"Where, Where, ......"
Tony rubbed his thigh with a tense face, and the slap almost snapped his leg.
"By the way, Mr. Tony, I have a problem here for a long time, and I want to ask you for advice."
Without waiting for Tony to respond, Russell said directly: "I have a girlfriend who has a good relationship, and one day she is copied by the evil forces, and I have two girlfriends......"
"What, and such a good thing?"
Tony's eyes widened, and he found that Russell's face was full of contempt, and immediately despised back in his heart: "I'm sorry, I felt it for a while, you continued." ”
"The current situation is that I am living with two girlfriends ......"
"What, you're living with two captains?"
Duan Xinlan opened her mouth wide, this was the first time she had heard of this kind of thing, and she had never heard of Ying Yingying gossip.
Suddenly, she thought of the replica Superwoman of the main god space last time, and immediately gasped.
Russell actually took the clone out......
How is this possible!
"Shut up, I'm the only one here who can interject."
Russell glared at Duan Xinlan angrily, and continued: "For me, each of them is an independent individual, and there is no such thing as replication. Giving up one of them is equivalent to a scumbag, and if you don't give up any of them, you will become a scumbag, and I am suffering in my heart, what should I do? ”
Hehe, you're going to have fun!
Tony despises it in his heart, but his thighs should still be hugged, and whether he can regain his freedom today depends on his mouth.
"Personally, I think you can't give up on any of them."
Tony said solemnly: "This choice sounds scummy, but this kind of thing has always been controlled by personality, not stealing, not robbing, and not cheating ......"
"Well, how can it be called deception in the matter with my girlfriend, that is called love!"
"That makes so much sense!"
Russell nodded again and again: "Teacher Tony, hearing you say this, my worries are gone." ”
Tony: Nothing, I'm just saying what you want to hear.
"Mr. Tony, I have a question here as well."
Duan Xinlan stepped forward: "I have a friend, she has been secretly in love with her best friend's boyfriend for a while, and her confession has been rejected repeatedly, it's pitiful, can you help her?" ”
(??????) x4
Tony rolled his eyes, coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, glanced at the expressionless Russell, and said, "I'm not good at chasing men, but as a man, I can tell you very responsibly that you ...... My friend's best friend's boyfriend is also a superficial refusal, but he actually enjoys it in his heart, so that she doesn't give up and will succeed one day. ”
Russell: Phew, Duan Xinlan's friend's best friend's boyfriend is really scummy!
"I also know this, is there a quick fix."
"Yes."
Tony beckoned and whispered a gesture to Duan Xinlan.
Duan Xinlan frowned, shook her head and said, "I'm afraid it's difficult, I'm ...... My friend's best friend's boyfriend has a very strong physical fitness, and Godzilla can't flip him. ”
"Alas, that's why you keep failing."
Tony sighed and said bitterly: "The key to the problem is not in physical fitness, but in the fact that you made an excuse for him, in fact, you just put a VC effervescent tablet, you should still faint." ”
Russell: "......"
Who do you look down on, Duan Xinlan's friend's best friend's boyfriend is very reliable, and he can drink it with an orange flavor in one sip.