Chapter 1078 is worthy of Zeus's own son
"The gap between people is sometimes bigger than that between normal people and dogs, no, more than people and Deadpool."
The brain is not as good as the body, the body is not as good as being handsome, and the handsome is not as good as being born.
Russell said this, not to spread negative energy, but to really feel it.
Three days after leaving Argos, Perseus kept picking up a treasure every day, and his luck made him want to strangle him to death in the middle of the night, and then divide the spoils as if he had never seen this person.
The reason why we haven't started it yet is because there are only three treasures that are not enough to score, and everyone decided to wait.
The silver scale breastplate, the bronze shield, and the Excalibur 'Hepal' are the three treasures that Perseus harvested.
There is nothing to say about the shield and cuirass, and the defensive weapon, made in Olympus, comes with an exclusive binding, which no one else can use except Perseus.
Excalibur 'Hepal' is definitely a fetish-level, shaped like a scythe, with a blade on the inside, and has the ability to ignore the immortal, slaying spirits without any disadvantage.
"Big brother, look, there's a flying Pegasus over there, it's waving its wings at me, and I'll come when I go."
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Under the gaze of the onlookers, Perseus trotted all the way to the left-hand side, and no one said anything, and when he saw too many abnormal things, it was normal.
In the direction of Perseus's departure, the color was misty, and there seemed to be the sound of a clear spring flowing in the haze.
Generally speaking, if there is no treasure born, there must be a beautiful woman bathing.
"What, you should eat, you should drink, don't forget to put it in your heart."
Russell coughed lightly: "The future of this trip is uncertain, maybe everyone will die in the next second, so don't envy Perseus's luck, time is pressing, hurry up and fall in love with your teammates." ”
After saying that, Russell retreated on the pretext of booing, and blocked Ai'e under a crooked neck tree in the grove four hundred meters away.
"Isn't that a bit excessive?"
Russell said speechlessly: "I don't know what enemies Perseus will encounter on this trip, so that his relatives throw all kinds of props, I only know that when Perseus gathers two more treasures, this team does not need to go to the side of the River Styx, because Perseus can kill the sea monster by himself." ”
"Russell, you tell me this...... It's useless! ”
Ai'e also felt a little shameless, but this was not arranged by her, Perseus is the son of Zeus, and he is destined to be different, on Mount Olympus, this is a basic operation.
"I'm thinking about how to fool the past this time, although that kid is stupid, it's not that he doesn't have any brains, at least, ordinary people are definitely not as smart as him when he is six years old."
Russell complained and continued: "Perseus doesn't like his status as a half-man and half-god, and if he wants to understand that all this comes from Zeus's arrangement, he will definitely refuse to use all kinds of equipment...... Well, after all, the rebellious period. ”
Everyone has a rebellious period, but it can only be understood but not spoken.
For example, putting a bottle of Coca-Cola in a Pepsi bottle and then saying that you like to drink coffee is typical rebellious behavior.
"Well, it's useless for you to tell me this."
Ai'e emphasized again, and by the way, pulled her hand out of Russell's hand.
In the past three days, every time Perseus picked up something good, Russell would come over and pour bitter water, envy and hatred between words, and he looked like he was asking for psychological counseling, and it was best to lend his chest to lean on.
It's clearly an excuse to deceive sympathy.
"No, you're Perseus's guardian elf, and you're also responsible for receiving tasks, and you're in a group with the old man, so you should be able to contact the group of people on the mountain."
Russell said something that only he could understand: "I'm not saying that treasures are bad, but the difficulty of picking them up is too low, men, if it's too easy to get, you won't cherish it, right?" ”
“……”
Ai'e took two steps back, holding a big tree behind her back and had no way to retreat, looking at the hand holding the big tree next to her cheek, and then looking at Russell's face getting closer and closer, she just wanted to slap it hard.
And then she smoked!
Of course, Ai'e's wrist was grabbed by Russell.
"Big brother, look at my horse...... Hey, big brother, what are you doing? ”
There was a fluttering sound behind him, and Russell turned around and saw Perseus riding on the black Pegasus, clenched Ai'e's wrist, and said unhurriedly: "I found that this woman was sneakily following us, looking uneasy and kind, so I captured her alive on the spot." ”
"I see!"
Perseus suddenly realized: "Since he is a bad person, there is no need to show mercy to his subordinates, big brother, you get out of the way, I will ride a horse and kill her." ”
Ai'e: "......"
"How can this work, we are positive characters, we can't kill people at every turn, wait for me to search her body first, confirm her details, what if it is a good person?"
"Big brother, listen to you."
Ai'e: "......"
"You, that's you, turn around and put your hands on the tree."
“……”
Ai'e rolled her eyes when she heard this, and for the first time she knew that there was such an explanation for a positive character.
"Huh!?"
As he spoke, Russell stepped aside, and Perseus saw Ai'e's appearance clearly.
Dressed in white, with long black hair coiled at the back of his head, naturally decorated, his beautiful face made him breathe sluggishly, the muscles of his whole body stiffened, and he felt that his heartbeat had accelerated a lot.
He jumped off the black Pegasus with a whoosh and moved to Russell's side: "Big brother, is there any misunderstanding here, I think she is a good person." ”
I think you are Zeus's own son! x2
Ai'e and Russell rolled their eyes in unison, and the latter was speechless: "None...... Ahem, Perseus, you have to remember that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive, don't be deceived by their face and figure. ”
"Big brother, what are you talking about, I don't understand."
"No, you understand."
Russell glared at Perseus, and then looked at Ai'e who was extremely speechless, and smiled at the bad water: "Perseus, do you want the eldest brother to give you the opportunity to search your body." ”
"Why? Also, big brother, you laugh so badly! ”
Perseus scratched his head, not understanding the point.
Just look at that pure little look and understand that he really doesn't understand, in this regard, he is much stronger than Zeus.
Russell summed up that everyone has a love for beauty, and continues to keep Perseus pure, waving his hand to make Ai'e disappear quickly.
Ai'e sighed speechlessly, turned around and walked into the mountains and forests.
After getting along for so many days, she consciously touched Russell's personality, and she was a coward, but she was actually bored on the surface, and she was just having fun with her.
To tell the truth, it's better to really gluttony her body, at least her self-esteem is better.
"I've returned to my soul, and everyone is gone."
Russell slapped Perseus on the head, feeling that the kid was almost dead.
Seeing Ai'e drifting away, Perseus couldn't help but ask Russell for help: "Big brother, my chest is so hot, are you sick?" ”
"Little problem, I have a recipe here, give me the Excalibur 'Hepal', and keep the medicine until the disease is cured."
"Really?"
"Really, if you go back and give it to you, you can save yourself."
"Big brother, I still have a problem here......
Perseus looked around to make sure no one was listening, and whispered, "If I marry Princess Andromeda at the same time, and the woman just now, will it work?" ”
"That's definitely not going to work!"
"Why?"
"When they get married, one of them becomes seriously ill, the other is infertile, and the backyard is not cleared until one of them jumps into a well or hangs himself from a beam." Russell explained in a serious way, it will not be wrong to act like this on TV.
“?”
"To put it simply, they're going to fight."
"Why, isn't it good for everyone to love each other?"
Perseus was shocked, suddenly thought of something, and asked: "Big brother, you are so smart, there must be a way for them to live in peace, right?" ”
"This ...... It's a must, who am I! ”
"Teach me, I'll give you Pegasus."
"Don't think about it, I won't teach it to you, and besides, I'm not interested in Pegasus, it's not delicious."
Russell pouted, if he knew how to make women coexist peacefully, how could he use so much effort, he would have already taken a wave, and according to the strategy taught by Mr. Tony, he scored Shen Menghan's team in one net.
The long-legged Duan Xinlan who obeyed him, and the Ying Ying Ying Sakura who was a royal sister for a while and Lori for a while, aren't they fragrant?
Therefore, this kind of thing is incomprehensible, just think about it, there is no need to take it seriously, Mr. Tony can't help it, unless he is ruthless, and carries forward Zeus's style of turning his face and not recognizing people when he puts on his pants.
"Big brother, you don't love me anymore."
"Great, you've finally found out."
As the two of them spoke, there was a movement in the direction of the adventure party, and the clash of swords and shouts erupted, and they were attacked.
Russell's eyes narrowed slightly, and he telepathically swept through it, spotting a monster that had appeared out of nowhere and was attacking the adventure party.
Tall and strong, infinitely strong, invulnerable, and has a strong dark aura in his body, a bit like ......
Creatures of Hell!?
Perseus turned and ran wildly, drew his strangely shaped Excalibur 'Hepal', and rushed to the center of the adventure team with a few quick steps.
Perseus was a child raised by a fisherman, and he couldn't use the sword when he gave him, so he temporarily learned two crop tricks in the past two days, but when it came to the scene, it was still those few straight attacks, all relying on physical fitness to bully people.
Rumble!!
Perseus threw himself into a sacrificial charge, keeping a high-speed charge, striking the humanoid monster in the chest.
The huge force was like a bamboo, and a loud bang erupted when it hit, and the humanoid monster flew upside down in an instant, looking at the posture of its chest depression, it was no different from getting close to a high-speed bullet.
With two loud bangs in succession, the trees towering over the mountain forest snapped, and the humanoid monster fell to the ground, plowing a deep ravine, and finally crashing into the boulder and stopped.
"Are you alright?"
Perseus asked, amazed at the humanoid monster rising from the ground, grinning as its injuries healed quickly and recovered intact in the blink of an eye.
"Perseus, son of Zeus!"
The humanoid monster let out a cry of resentment, drew its sword, and stomped its feet on the ground, charging straight down like a cannonball.