Even Li Bai didn't expect that the amount of information that a snap of his fingers and a glance could carry was so large, he just tried it casually, but he didn't expect it to succeed.

If you want to blame, you can only blame Cao Mengde's disciples and grandchildren for more or less being a bit of a thief, as the saying goes, being a thief has a weak heart, and the psychological defense value is negative, and there is not even a little decent resistance, and the door will collapse at the first touch, and the empty door will be opened.

Even ordinary hypnotists can easily handle them.

Devilish tactics brought out the evil in the hearts of those young people......

"I want to bubble, I want bubble, give me bubble, give me bubble, drink bubble fruit milk, hug health, drink o bubble fruit milk, hug good drink, I want o bubble, I want o bubble, give me o bubble, give me o bubble, give me o bubble, o bubble fruit milk want to ......"

It's still jumping up and down neatly, and I don't know where they learned it, full of square dance routines.

Who said that only Ah San can dance in groups, these young people are not bad!

Everyone's eyes were jumping.

Damn! What's going on?

Cao Mengde, who pretended to take a liquid nitrogen bath, never thought that he would play pretending to be a ghost, and he would really run into a ghost.

This method is not scientific!

"Evil, evil magic!"

The arrogance vanished in the blink of an eye, ceased to exist, as if it had never appeared, and at this moment there was only a full horror in his eyes.

"What about you?"

Li Bai still grabbed Cao Mengde's fist, twisting his wrist, making the other party's whole body twist unnaturally.

suppressed the opponent with point-and-face joint skills, even if he rolled with the trend, he couldn't catch up with the speed at which Li Bai twisted his arm.

Seeing that the disciples and grandchildren he brought were like enchanted and singing there, Cao Mengde said in a trembling voice: "Let's face the sky, each of us walks half of the way, the well water does not interfere with the river water, how about revealing it?"

"It's beautiful, let's lead the singing!"

Li Bai glared at the retired thief king and pushed it with his hand.

"I, I don't want it, I don't want it, I, I want o bubble, I want o bubble, give me o bubble, give me o bubble ......"

It's hard to imagine that a rough man in his forties, pulling his tightrope throat, and his terrible howl has become a serious advertising song, which I don't want to seamlessly transfer to me, it's just a god.

To fight against the government is to die, and to fight against a psychiatrist is to die and not to die again.

If you challenge both at the same time, hehe, the harem of the Seventh People's Hospital welcomes you!

The word "Beijing" in the lyrics of "Beijing Welcomes You" is replaced with "harem", well, you can imagine it...... No matter how strong the three views are, they will collapse.

The unscrupulous big devil searched for advertising music and enthusiastically accompanied them on the side.

The people in the hotel lobby silently took out their mobile phones and turned on the video recording function, even Liu Jiu, the president of the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association, was no exception.

The single looped for three rounds, and the hypnotic effect was finally lifted.

Cao Mengde, who was flushed with his old face, was no longer majestic, and he had no face to see people, and walked out of the hotel with a group of disciples and grandchildren.

Before they could get to the turnstiles, the lobby manager stopped them.

The five-star hotel is occupying, and they are not afraid of these guys at all, and the two-finger-wide strip is handed to the yamen, and these guys who come to make trouble all have to eat in prison.

"Everyone, if you want to leave, you will lose your money first!"

The retired thief poured liquid nitrogen indiscriminately, and the ultra-low temperature not only froze many ornamental plants, and finally spilled them on the ground, but also froze and cracked the flower pots and marbles.

"How much?"

Cao Mengdra couldn't let go of this old face and wanted to leave in a hurry, but the hotel lobby manager didn't plan to let him go.

"This needs to be calculated by the engineering department to know, you can't leave now!"

Cao Mengde roared: "Give a number, 10,000 yuan, right?"

"It's not calculated now, otherwise, you mortgage your ID card here, and calculate the amount of compensation when the time comes, so as not to find anyone." ”

The hotel lobby manager saw that if he stopped these guys again, he might have to be beaten.

"Here you go!"

Although he gritted his teeth in anger, Cao Mengde took out his ID card from his wallet, handed it over, turned his head and said to those disciples and grandchildren: "Give him your ID card!"

The others also took out their ID cards.

After handing in the ID card, a group of people came out in embarrassment, and a farce came to an end.

"Lao Chen, this member of yours is not simple!"

Yang Fatzi came to Chen Yong's side again.

Old Chen said proudly: "Didn't I say it a long time ago, Xiao Li is our secret weapon here!"

Although he said this on the surface, he was still surprised in his heart, Xiao Li's ability to cause trouble and his ability to settle trouble were also unexpected.

"Thank you, the little friend in Qianjiang Province pulled out his sword to help, Lao Yang, don't introduce us to it. ”

Liu Jiu, the president of the anti-feudal superstition association in Xiaoxiang Province, came over, he inherited the traditional art of hand color, so he also bowed his hand to Li Bai and Chen Yong with the style of the old man in his words and deeds.

Other people nearby gathered around, including members of the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association and representatives from all walks of life who participated in the inaugural meeting.

Cao Mengde made trouble before, and the means of pouring liquid nitrogen on himself were really incredible, which almost made the "ghost hand" Liu Jiu unable to get off the stage, casting a shadow on the inaugural meeting of the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association.

But no one expected that such an embarrassing situation would be resolved so quickly, and even caught everyone off guard.

A glass of cold water broke the game, and with a snap of his fingers, Cao Mengde and the others threw away their armor and fled.

Such a tiger-like farce, everyone present was a little crying and laughing, whether this retired thief was here to do something, or to send face.

"President, these two are representatives of the Qianjiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association, Li Bai, and the other is the vice president of Qianjiang Province, Chen Yong. ”

As the backbone of the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association, Yang Fatzi hurriedly introduced the president "ghost hand" Liu Jiu.

"Sure enough, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and there are talents from all over the country, okay, good! Thanks to the two of them this time, otherwise my old face will be smacked, please give me advice, what method did Cao Mengde use to pour liquid nitrogen on himself, but he could be unharmed. ”

"Ghost Hand" Liu Jiu gratefully shook hands with Lao Chen Tou and Li Bai again, and at the same time humbly asked for advice without shame.

Later, he also saw some fame.

An ordinary cup of cold water broke Cao Mengde's so-called Nine Turns of Light Body, this authentic secret method of Xuanmen, I am afraid it is up for discussion, and now it seems that most of it is a trick of charlatans.

Old Chen Tou looked at Li Bai and shrugged his shoulders, to be honest, he didn't understand it, the two sides were completely clueless.

"In fact, Cao Mengde is useless, liquid nitrogen is also real liquid nitrogen, just pour it directly on himself, for anyone can do it, liquid nitrogen and skin temperature difference of more than 200 degrees, at the moment of contact will form a stable vapor layer, isolate the liquid nitrogen, but this duration will be very short, no more than ten seconds at most, once the skin temperature is reduced to the temperature difference with liquid nitrogen is too small, the vapor layer will disappear, and then what will flow down is not the liquid nitrogen that evaporates quickly but a piece of frozen meat, this is called the Leiden Frost effect, and it is the same principle to put your hand into liquid nitrogen, if you don't take it out quickly, hahaha！”

Li Bai laughed and explained for Liu Jiu and Lao Chen Tou and the others.

While using science to debunk other people's pretenses, he secretly used spells, became a referee, and played football on the field.

This kind of crushing bullying is really inexplicably refreshing.

His own happiness should really be based on the pain of others, and Li Da Devil will definitely not have any psychological burden.

If Cao Mengde knew that this young man had such a bad hobby, even if he borrowed ten guts, he wouldn't dare to send it to the door so rashly to find a smoke, it was too lacking in virtue and great virtue!

Hearing Li Bai finally say that he didn't hurry up and take out his hand, Liu Jiu and the others couldn't help laughing, no wonder Cao Mengde just put his hand into the plastic basin filled with liquid nitrogen and stirred it a few times, and then pretended to insert it into the branch.

"Now the deception is getting more and more cunning, it's really hard to guard against!"

"Ghost Hand" Liu Jiu shook his head with a wry smile, he almost did a bad job the last time, making the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association make a big joke at the beginning of its establishment and become the laughing stock of Star City.

Unlike the Qianjiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association, which is born and left to fend for itself, the association in Xiaoxiang Province has financial allocations, although there is not much money, but no matter how small the mosquito is, it is meat.

Nowadays, the examination and approval of financial expenditures is becoming more and more strict, and there is a fixed number every year, some people eat more, and some people eat less, and the competition for each fund is very fierce, even if it is a small amount of money from the anti-feudal superstition association.

Maybe someone is waiting to see Liu Jiu's jokes!

"In fact, it is also because of poor information, the ancients thought that in the sky into the sea, calling for wind and rain, controlling thunder, and even destroying the world, these are all immortal means, but now, airplanes into the sky, submarines into the sea, meteorological instruments call for wind and rain, power plants make thunder and lightning, a large number of electrical appliances consume these electricity, light, heat, refrigeration, running thousands of miles a day, atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs can easily destroy the world, we people are still mortal in the flesh, eat grains, birth, old age, sickness and death, in addition to the average age is longer than the ancients, and do not necessarily become immortals, I have also seen fake Taoists who play super-large maglev coils, if it is not debunked early, maybe it won't be long before you can see real flying swords and magic weapons. ”

Li Bai's skills have risen again, causing everyone around him to nod in agreement.

The cool view of Huxi City almost played high-tech into black technology, and it was only one step away from success, but I didn't expect to provoke the big devil Li, and the result was really cool!

"I still need to read!"

Listening to your words, it is better to read a book for ten years, and Liu Jiu, the "ghost hand" who has benefited a lot, sighed, unaware that he was already standing at the bottom of the pit and looking up at the starry sky.

The anti-feudal superstition associations of the two provinces are here, but they don't know that the biggest feudal superstition is right in front of them, and they have successfully penetrated into our party, and they have fooled everyone one by one.

A farce came and went suddenly, and it did not cause any trouble to the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association, but made Cao Mengde and others fall a lot.

Someone has already posted the magical song and dance of "I want to bubble" on the Internet.

The peers in the thief world stared at the old-timer leading the dance on their phone screens in amazement, barely believing their eyes.

The king of thieves who can't even do anything about six doors, is this swollen?

The old and young masters of the public security system in Tianxin District, Yuelu District and Kaifu District are about to go crazy with laughter, the king of thieves actually has this day!

After returning home, the angry Cao Mengde learned that the scene of his dancing in the hotel lobby was spread on the Internet, and he had become the laughing stock of the thief world and even the entire Star City, so he vomited blood at that time, and was immediately called by his daughter and son-in-law to be an apprentice and grandson, and was directly sent to the hospital.

A major injury is considered inescapable.

And that's just the waves.

The ordinary people who only care about their own firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea don't know, and even if they do, they won't care, but for the Kyushu Metaphysical Society behind Cao Mengde, it means a lot of trouble, which is equivalent to being slapped to the ground casually.

The Kyushu Metaphysical Society covers thirteen southern provinces and two municipalities directly under the central government, with more than 5,000 members, although it is relatively loose and not closely connected with each other, but compared with the newly established anti-feudal superstition association, it is still a behemoth.

Even if the members of the anti-feudal superstition associations in Qianjiang Province and Xiaoxiang Province are added together, it is not enough for a fraction of the Kyushu Metaphysical Society.

It's just such a big guy, but he was educated by the newly established anti-feudal superstition association, how can he swallow this breath.

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At least 200 members and guests attended the inaugural meeting of the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Feudal Superstition Association, and a large conference hall provided by the hotel was full.

As soon as he met the meeting, Li Bai felt like he had been cursed, and his spirit was sluggish.

Those old cadres, even if they have retired, they still have the same official tone as they were back then, and this reportage is all kinds of lofty and high-minded, and there are a lot of spiritual thoughts, one, two, three, four, and the head is the Tao.

Yawn!

So sleepy!

Lying on the table in front of him, he snored after a while.

Old Chen Tou was quite helpless, especially when he noticed that many people nearby turned their eyes over from time to time, paying attention to this young man who had rescued the Xiaoxiang Provincial Association yesterday, and suddenly felt disgraced.

If you don't sleep for a while, you'll die!

The face of the Qianjiang Provincial Association has made this goods all lost!

The leaders of the cultural department of Xiaoxiang Province spoke, the representatives of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles spoke, and the representatives of the Artists Association spoke.

Early the next morning, six luxury buses, two eleven Toyota Coasters and one Audi A8L parked in front of the hotel like a long queue.

The inaugural meeting was not only to listen to the speeches of leaders and listen to various reports and speeches in five-star hotels, but also to go deep into the folk of Xiaoxiang Province and inspect the world-famous Xiangxi witchcraft.

This can probably be regarded as linking theory with practice to prove the importance and significance of anti-feudal superstition.

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