Chapter 1267: Don't be afraid, we're not bad people
The private jet docked at Queens International Airport in New York, and Russell, Deadpool, and Duan Xinlan stepped off the plane.
This private jet belongs to Drake, who decided to be a new person, and as soon as he heard that Russell lacked a means of transportation, he immediately asked his younger brother to contact the airport, and the money ability opened the way, and everything was settled in an instant.
Compared to the launch of a manned spacecraft rocket at any time, arranging the route of an airplane is not a problem at all.
Money ability is so unreasonable.
Eddie didn't come, New York was his sad place, and his relationship with Parker was very ordinary, Russell didn't take the initiative to invite, so he didn't know anything.
Now he is discussing the matter with Drake, who provided a high-definition camera and sent someone to accompany Eddie to 'secretly photograph' the incriminating evidence, and be sure to ask him to take a clear picture of the illegal activities of the Life Foundation.
Although Eddie didn't understand what was going on, the good things that were delivered to the door were just happy, and he didn't care so much.
The only thing that made him entangled was his ex-girlfriend, who wanted to reunite and snatch back the warm embrace, but when he thought of his current boyfriend's superior conditions, he couldn't muster up the courage to call.
No way, the gap is desperate, and Eddie has no confidence at all.
……
Back in New York, the whole city was shocked by the news of Spider-Man's tragic death.
The death of a superhero who has been guarding New York for ten years, and it is a superhero with a high public support rate like Spider-Man, which is tantamount to a major earthquake.
That night, New Yorkers spontaneously walked out of their homes and donned Spider-Man masks to mourn the superhero's loss.
At the same time, Spider-Man's identity is revealed, Peter Parker, a twenty-six-year-old graduate student, a part-time photographer at the newspaper, has a wife named Mary Jane......
"That's what makes me most unhappy, Parker's wife is actually Mary Jane, and that woman is not worthy of him at all!"
On the streets of Queens, Deadpool walks on his legs and puts a Spider-Man mask on his head from the child's head.
In the background, it is a howling and crying child.
Bully children, gain +1.
Russell was much better than him, swiping his card to buy a spider hood when passing by the store, and then wearing it on the ...... Duan Xinlan's head.
Duan Xinlan: "......"
For the sake of gifts, I don't care.
"Wade, don't complain, the plot of this world, I mean the plot of Parker's death, does it make you think of anything?"
"Ah, I know, the comic-style [Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse], if that's right, it's this animated movie."
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and said sourly: "It's pretty cool, but I still like [Deadpool], the Canadian acted well, the plot is full of five poisons, and the box office in the North American premiere weekend was as high as 135 million US ......"
"Let's go...... Croaking ......"
Deadpool began to brag about his independent films again, and reluctantly said that his personal charm was too great, and he couldn't do anything about this kind of thing.
Unlike Russell's direct ignorance, Duan Xinlan only felt extremely frightened, and after two days of getting along, she still couldn't get used to Deadpool's ability to break the fourth wall.
This is a good thing, if you get used to Deadpool, you will basically be a sand sculpture.
Russell didn't speak, recalling the plot of [Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse], where King, the underground crime boss in New York City, built a Super Collider out of his pocket to open tunnels to other universes.
The purpose of the Golden Merger is to resurrect his own wives and children, and it is not appropriate to describe it as 'resurrection', because the wives and children of the current universe are indeed dead, and the wives and children of other universes belong to the Golden Merge of other universes.
To put it simply, Jin He's wife and son are gone, and he wants to rob his wife and son in other universes.
is worthy of being a big brother on the road, domineering enough!
Originally, Jin and spent a lot of money to invest in scientific research, this kind of thing is worth encouraging, robbing other universes of their own wives and sons, outsiders are not qualified to care.
The problem is that the Super Collider is not perfect and lacks some kind of stabilizing element.
Forcibly activating it is equivalent to building an artificial black hole, not to mention the danger, it will also lead to the overlapping and squeezing of the multi-dimensional world, bringing some strange things.
For example, Spider-Man.
Peter Parker, the world's Spider-Man, was killed by Kim while stopping the Super Collider experiment.
Before leaving, he rescued a boy who was also bitten by a spider, and entrusted the task of crushing Kim and conspiracy to this novice who didn't even have an uncle.
On the other side, five Spider-Men from other universes have visited this world, and the justice team is being formed......
As far as the current plot progress, not long after Parker's death, the body was still warm, and Russell was thinking of a little trick that could barely help him come back to life.
It's like helping Deadpool, and the little Wilson will be very happy and greet Parker warmly than seeing Parker come back to life.
Although the picture is a little unsightly, Russell is eager to see it.
"Heck, after [Deadpool 1], let's talk about [Deadpool 2], which is the most successful R-rated movie sequel in history......"
came back to his senses, Russell found that Deadpool was still bragging about himself, and the audience was Duan Xinlan wearing a Spider-Man mask.
"Stay away from him, or you'll turn into a sand sculpture."
Russell pulled Duan Xinlan, and couldn't bear to fall into the abyss, Deadpool's mental pollution was not just talking, it was a real intelligence reduction blow.
"Uh-huh!"
Duan Xinlan nodded again and again, and the little bird leaned against Russell's side.
"Hey, you're jealous, jealous that I have female fans."
Deadpool immediately became dissatisfied, shook his head and said, "It's useless, Uncle Deadpool's female fans are all over the world, and you can't stop ...... at all."
"Broken!"
“?”
Deadpool pulls out a pen and paper, draws a large question mark, and holds it high above his head.
"Deadpool's R-rated box office record was broken, and the man was called the Joker."
Russell stabbed Deadpool in the vital point, bleeding an astonishing amount, and Deadpool instantly fell to his knees on the ground, hammering the ground and screaming.
"It's not like this, it shouldn't be like this, it's only been a few days, why is the happy time so short......"
"Leave him alone?"
Looking at Deadpool, who was talking to himself and his whole body was gray, Duan Xinlan asked in a low voice.
"It's okay, just leave the sand sculpture alone for a while, if you take care of him, it's trouble."
Russell pursed his lips, his telepathy opened, pinpointed a location, and dragged Deadpool's leg towards his destination.
The scene of Peter Parker's funeral!
……
"One of the things I love most about Parker is that he makes everybody stronger, because the mask, Spider-Man can be anyone......"
At the funeral, several streets were cordoned off, and thousands of mourners were present, each wearing a Spider-Man mask.
The speaker was Peter's wife, Mary Jane, and behind him stood Peter's Aunt May, the old lady's version of Mae Parker, not the one who had been in love with little Roth Downey.
Russell dragged Deadpool in, and the crowd listening to the speech in front of him gave way, and two policemen saw this, enthusiastically stepped forward to lead the way, guiding Russell to the backyard church, where a coffin was placed in the center.
Peter Parker was lying inside.
The sudden resurrection of the funeral scene must have been an interesting scene.
"Russell, what did you do to those people, they all ......"
Seeing Parker's coffin, Deadpool jumped up and gestured with his hands: "This ability reminds me of Professor X, don't say you can too." ”
"Why not, if I think, your fans around the world will forget who Deadpool is in an instant."
Poof!
Deadpool didn't speak, kneeling and hugging Russell's thigh, if there was anything offended before, please forget about them immediately.
"Get out of the way, I'm going to resurrect Parker, right here at the funeral."
"Resurrection?" x2
Duan Xinlan was stunned for a long time when she heard this, Deadpool was just slightly stunned and came back to her senses, resurrected, Marvel's regular operation, thinking that Russell opened the gate of heaven when he hit the apocalypse, there is nothing to be surprised about.
Russell raised his hand and pushed open the coffin, and inside was Parker with his hands folded on his chest, looking as if he was asleep.
"The sound is still there, the smile is always there, Parker, what can I do when you leave like this......"
Deadpool cried into tears, although this is not the meaning of the words, but delete the yellow paragraph and beautify it, it is probably about the same.
Russell slapped away the sand sculpture and frowned at Parker in the coffin, considering that he was hammered to death by Jin He's small fist, the body must have been taken care of by the beautician before entering the coffin.
A drop of viscous blood floated, and in Duan Xinlan's stunned eyes and Deadpool's screams, it gradually expanded into a white mass of flesh, and finally shrank into Parker's appearance.
The kind with no clothes on.
Deadpool howls even louder!
Having seen Russell driving the first machine before, Duan Xinlan was very familiar with this picture, and the reason why she was stunned was because she thought of Russell's blood in her hand.
Since Russell can use a drop of Parker's blood to reshape his body, does it mean ......
For no reason, Duan Xinlan knew that it was not herself who should be sunk, but the captain treated her like a sister, and she couldn't help but sink.
Syllable!
Russell clenched his fingers, and Parker's body exploded in the air, turning into black sludge and evaporating.
"Russell, what are you doing, can't you be lighter?"
Deadpool was furious, almost, just a little bit, and he was able to get up close and personal with Parker.
"He's not Parker, someone swapped the body, this one in the coffin...... It just looks like it. ”
Russell shook his head, raised his hand to close the coffin lid, and said slowly: "It's really embarrassing for those people, I found a substitute for the dead in such a short time." ”
Spider-Man Peter Parker, whose corpse is of deceitful research value, will not and cannot be buried in the ground for any purpose.
Even if he's a superhero who saves New York many times.
Russell didn't bother to care who took Parker's body, raised his hand to the roof of the church, and slammed it down, pulling down a white figure.
"She's ......"
Duan Xinlan's eyes lit up, the black and white Spider-Man uniform, white hood and mask, and blue dancing shoes were Spider-Man from another universe - Gwen Stacy.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Deadpool rubbed his hands and stepped forward, lifting his trouser belt halfway: "Little sister, don't be afraid, I'm ......"
Seeing that this thing was about to soar, Russell shot it in the head, revealing a hearty smile: "Little sister, don't be afraid, we are not bad people!" ”