Chapter 1272: What else do you plan to do if you have thighs?
Peter Porker is popularly known as Spider-Man, and his heroic code name is Spider Ham, because Porker means to eat pigs.
It's a world where everyone is American cartoon and everyone is an animal, and superheroes/villains are no exception.
Captain America is a cat, Iron Man is a mouse, Black Panther is a panda, Mary Jane is a buffalo, and Ant-Man ......
It's really ants.
Pock is a little spider raised by scientist May Pock, because of the experiment, Aunt May became irritable and full of radioactivity, grabbed Pock and bit it hard.
This allows Poke to change from a spider to a pig, while also retaining the spider's abilities.
Sounds a lot like a tanuki eating the fruit of the human being......
To get back to the point, the bizarre setting doesn't affect Pock's strength, because of the cartoon style, he can take all kinds of bizarre props out of his pocket anytime and anywhere.
If it were really ranked by strength, he might be the strongest of all Spider-Man...... NO, THE MOST BUGGY ONE.
However, success is also a style of painting, and defeat is also a style of painting.
Bock's strength is very strong, but his energy is all focused on being funny, he lacks the heart to kill, and his actual output is very average.
Including newcomer Miles, a whole seven Spider-Men gathered together, and naturally there was a burst of bragging.
The scene was too grand, and Deadpool, who was in the late stage of spider control, stretched out his tentacles, pretended to be an octopusal spider and blended in, and was kicked out mercilessly by middle-aged Parker.
Deadpool Deadpool's face is relatable, Spider-Man insists on rejecting the alien, and after a series of accidents, Deadpool's belt loosens, revealing the true identity of the octopus, and the scene is even more cheerful.
Russell didn't pay attention to the farce on the side, and refused to admit that Deadpool's identity was revealed to have anything to do with him, blocking the spider mecha in the corner, rubbing his hands to solve the ...... Do some research.
Because of the telepathic bond, Penny Parker received a distress signal from the spider in the mecha and immediately stepped forward to stop Russell's atrocity.
"Little sister, don't be afraid, big brother promises not to mess around. Meet, I'm Spider-Man from a certain dimension, and everyone calls me Iron Spider-Man, and this is my web launcher. ”
Russell pressed Penny's little head, and as his wrist turned, the screaming Penny followed suit, and was easily pushed into the audience.
The combat effectiveness is very touching.
"You're not allowed to do anything to my mech, and besides, you're not Spider-Man at all."
Penny doesn't believe Russell's nonsense, and Spider-Man has a special sense of the same kind between them, so to speak, he can recognize each other as the same kind by looking at his face.
Russell's ......
With all due respect, at first glance I thought it was a villain!
If you look closely, it's more like it!
"I said don't be afraid, my Iron Spider-Man also relies on mecha to eat, this is my equipment steel suit, how about it, it's cool, right?"
Russell held Penny's head and spun around, and in a moment of dizziness, he took out the Death Knell Armor and threw it aside.
Penny only felt that her eyes were flowering, and there was an extra mecha in front of her, with a cold and hard style and murderous aura, which was completely different from her spider mecha.
The blue light in the Deathknell's eyes lit up, and after the program started, he looked down and looked at Penny.
"Hey, where did you get it from?"
Wide-eyed staring, Penny was stunned, and suddenly there was an extra spider on the back of her hand, and when she changed her head, Russell had already dissected the spider mecha.
"Ahhh————h
……
Five minutes later, Russell reassembled the spider mech amid Penny's crying, harvesting internal skills and completing the achievement of bullying Lori.
"Don't cry, you don't suffer......"
Russell said that he felt that the lines were not quite right, clenched his fists and coughed lightly, and continued: "I added some new gadgets to it to strengthen the attack and defense of the mecha, this kind of pie-in-the-sky good thing is not common. ”
"Liar, you just hit it with a hammer a few times."
Penny sniffles and labels Russell a supervillain.
"So you're too young, and some of the technology is too sci-fi, and you can't understand it yet."
Russell put the hammer away without mentioning the specific renovation project, and Penny didn't ask, thinking Russell was bragging.
She checked the mech, made sure there were no glitches, and slipped the spider back inside.
Telepathically, the spider tells her that there is an extra red button on the console, and the symbol is a black skull.
"What is this?"
"Self-detonation button, die with the enemy at the critical moment, be careful not to touch it."
"Ahhh
Penny clutches her hair and screams, and the unloved Deadpool leans up to the Deathstroke Armor, and the more he looks at it, the more familiar it becomes.
"Russell, you're still studying mechas?"
Deadpool touched and touched, then began to howl and cry, "I see, it's the death knell uniform...... Sure enough, even it has changed, my youth is gone, and the vows of the year ......"
Boom!
Russell skillfully pulled out a gun to blow up the yin and yang people, and scolded him in one go, without a thousand tempers, he couldn't do it so freely.
Duan Xinlan tilted her head, looked at Russell, and then looked at the positioning watch.
It's been a while since she came to this world, and not only have no teammates appear, but even the other reincarnators have no trace, as if the main god has specially customized a world for her and Russell.
If it was before, Duan Xinlan would definitely be overjoyed and find an opportunity to attack at night and add some green to his captain's head.
But now......
The attack is still going to be attacked, and there will be no such shop after this village.
But when she thought that she was hanging on Russell and being shunted in, and that the Lord God had created a world for Russell, she had a burst of imagination.
Her brain was limited and she couldn't think of the key points, so she decided to observe it again.
Well, a closer look!
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Hearing the laughter, Deadpool instantly looked up and felt like he had met the same kind.
……
"This is the Fisk Building, the home of Kim and the headquarters of his foundation, and is currently being held...... Uh......"
Kim was holding a memorial service for Parker, and almost all the New York media were present, in addition to a number of celebrities, philanthropists, celebrities, politicians, and officials.
Looking at the picture on the supercomputer display, Parker scratched his head and said speechlessly: "Damn, he actually said that he and I are good brothers, and we are still close, and we have to hold a memorial service for a week!" ”
"In a sense, yes, you did pester him for a long time."
Russell nodded in affirmation: "Spider-Man is relentless in pursuit of Kim, and Kim thinks about Spider-Man day and night, you see, it makes perfect sense." ”
"Regardless of the memorial service, the Super Collider is underneath the Fisk Building, and there is an elevator that goes straight underground."
Parker pinched the newly made overwrite key: "My plan is simple, rush in, defeat Kim and his lackeys, send everyone back to their respective worlds, and then destroy the collider." That's it, is there anyone else to add? ”
"Simple and crude!"
"It's ordinary."
"There's no detailed plan, you can only call it an outline."
"Yes, the number of words is too small, a little more water!"
"No, it's as simple as that."
Parker looked at Russell with rhythm in the crowd speechlessly, others didn't know how terrible Russell was, he saw it clearly in hell, a group of devils and even lord-level hell demon kings, no matter how much they came, they were all given for nothing, and they were all pressed to the ground and beaten into slag.
With this kind of thigh, he still has an invasion plan, and he will rush in and be done.
Parker is full of confidence, and the other Spider-Men are thinking about it, after all, there are seven Spider-Men, and there are many people who are fearless.
Speaking of the seven Spider-Men, everyone looked down at Miles, who pointed his fingertips with both hands, and was afraid that he would become a dragger.
Once, with a savior in front of him, Miles hesitated.
Now, Parker is going to take that responsibility back, and Miles is relieved and hated for his weakness.
Superhero or something, he would love to do it again, too.
"It's okay, take it!"
Seeing that no one spoke, Russell took the initiative to speak: "He was bitten by a radioactive spider, and he will be either a superhero or a supervillain in the future, bring him some experience, and by the way, let him see the tragic situation of the villain being beaten by the superheroes, and when he blackens in the future, he will weigh how many catties and taels he has." ”
"Well, we're not a group fight."
The middle-aged Parker added, and the other Spider-Mans nodded their heads repeatedly.
"I know, we're all from here, and it's a team, right?"
Russell also nodded: "As a crime buster, I have also been a superhero for a long time, and I am famous, and I am often invited to join some justice teams, such as the Avengers, X-Men, Justice League and the like. ”
Everyone scratched their ears, but they didn't hear it, and they refused to the superhero Russell.
Deadpool snorted coldly, looked at the ruthless Russell, and reminded: "Don't forget, there is also X-Force, we were close at that time, and we even went to prostitute ...... with Lapark."
Boom!
Russell put down the sand eagle with a serious face: "Time waits for no one, hurry up and start acting!" ”
A group of people walked away from the spider cave quickly, Russell dragged Deadpool's 'corpse' to the end, Duan Xinlan tiptoed forward: "Hey, I heard it all just now, you have a lot of fun outside!" ”
"No, when I met Wade before, it was in the old version of the Spider-Man trilogy, just in time for Peter Parker to fall out of love......"
Russell was not afraid of the shadow, and explained: "Mrs. Mary Jane in the movie loves this and that for a while, and Wade and I both think she is not worthy of Parker, so we take her out for a walk." ”
"So, you're going to follow that?"
"How is it possible, I'm not close to women!"
Russell said angrily: "Take you as an example, I didn't even ask for it to be delivered to the door." ”
Duan Xinlan: "......"
The example was so convincing that as a client, she was speechless.
"I don't believe it, you must have done something sorry for the captain, I'm going to tell her."
Duan Xinlan tried to say a word, and when she saw that Russell didn't care, she stepped forward twice: "It's very simple for me to help you keep the secret, as long as I do something sorry for the captain, I won't say it." ”
Russell: "......"
You little head, how does the clever ghost grow, open it and show me.