【1325】The boat of friendship capsized
The arrangement of the honeymoon trip was decided without any suspense, and as the richest Si Yan, all the hardware facilities for the honeymoon trip naturally fell on him. Fastest update access: щщщ.. сОΜ 。
Looking at Ouyang Hezheng with a calm face, Si Yan frowned slightly, and said angrily: "Ouyang Hezheng, you are about to get married, but now you let me do all the honeymoon preparations, are you embarrassed?" ”
"I'm not embarrassed." Ouyang Hezheng shrugged, "However, Yiyi said that this is a birthday gift for me and Yumeng, and I am at least disrespectful." ”
"Huh,"
Si Yan sneered, "I found that your skin is really getting thicker and thicker." ”
"Each other, each other." Ouyang He replied calmly.
Yi Chenhao, who was sitting on the side, couldn't help but raise his hand to support his forehead when he saw the 'lip' and sword 'exchange' of these two people, "One of you two is a crazy demon who spoils his wife, and the other is a crazy god who spoils his wife, and they are not normal people. It's just the difference between fifty steps and a hundred steps, so don't argue, it's not interesting. ”
These words made Ouyang Hezheng and Si Yanqi turn their heads and look at Yi Chenhao together.
As soon as Yi Chenhao put his glasses back on, as soon as he looked up, he saw these two people looking at him expressionlessly, and couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously asked, "Why are you two looking at me like this?" ”
"Hmph, laugh at thirty steps and laugh at fifty steps, and laugh at another hundred steps." Si Yan snorted coldly and said this.
And Ouyang Hezheng continued: "The difference is only that Si Yan is a mad demon, I am a mad god, and you are just a madman." ”
In the face of such unceremonious criticism from these two people, Yi Chenhao seemed very calm, "I am different from you, you are just spoiling your wife, and I even spoil my son together, so I am more comprehensive than you." ”
"Shameless." After Ouyang Hezheng gave such a title lightly, he said to Si Yan: "Personally, I think that the son is still someone else's family, and the 'daughter' will also become someone else's, only the wife is his own, what do you say?" ”
Si Yanshen nodded approvingly, "Agreed." ”
"Therefore, we won't 'waste' excess feelings on other people's people, we just need to spoil our own people, what do you say?"
"Agree again."
"Hey, you two, that's enough!" Yi Chenhao stared at these two people with some madness.
Yi Chenhao's voice couldn't help but be raised, and immediately attracted three 'women' who were sitting in the restaurant chatting.
"What's wrong?"
Lisa heard Yi Chenhao's voice and immediately looked over to ask.
Yi Chenhao looked embarrassed, while Si Yan and Ouyang Hezheng looked calm, as if Yi Chenhao's exclamation just now had nothing to do with the two of them.
"Si Yan, what happened just now? What are you talking about? Xiao Yiyi saw that Yi Chenhao didn't answer Lisa, so she rushed to ask Si Yan before Lisa sent a biao.
I saw Si Yan shrug his shoulders and said innocently: "I don't know very well. ”
After speaking, Si Yan asked Ouyang Hezheng again, "Ouyang Hezheng, do you know what happened just now?" ”
And Ouyang He was turning his head to look at Tan Yumeng, and seeing that Tan Yumeng was also looking at himself, he smiled slightly and said, "I was thinking about the wedding just now, and I didn't notice what happened. ”
After speaking, Ouyang Hezheng looked at Yi Chenhao again, pretending to be very concerned and asked, "Chenhao, are you uncomfortable?" It just so happens that I'm a doctor, so why don't I give you a free check-up? ”
"No!"
Yi Chenhao rejected Ouyang Hezheng's proposal without thinking about it.
And at this time, he also saw that the two guys, Si Yan and Ouyang Hezheng, were clearly making fun of themselves, hating the root of their teeth, but they were helpless.
"Chenhao, what's wrong with you? Feeling unwell? Let Ouyang check it out for you! You said if you get sick, then how can I go on my honeymoon! Lisa said this heartlessly, which made Yi Chenhao have the illusion that he was seriously injured.
"I'm fine, I'm fine."
Yi Chenhao took a deep breath, pulled out a smile and said: "I suddenly remembered that there are a lot of travel strategies stored in the computer upstairs, so let's do it, the three of you are downstairs to count where the three of you want to go, what about the three of us, let's go upstairs and study what we need to prepare!" ”
"That's a good proposal!"
Xiao Yiyi immediately echoed: "Si Yan, you men are always more rational and objective than us 'women', so hurry up and think about what you need to prepare!" ”
As soon as Xiao Yiyi spoke, Si Yan immediately stood up, nodded and agreed: "Okay, wife!" ”
Tan Yumeng's face was a little red, but she still said to Ouyang Hezheng: "Then, He Zheng, the preparation of the things you need will be 'handed over' to you." ”
Ouyang Hezheng nodded and got up, "Then let's talk here!" Let's go up first. ”
Seeing the three people go up the stairs, until they couldn't hear the footsteps anymore, Lisa pouted and said to Xiao Yiyi and Tan Yumeng, "Do you two feel that the three of them seem weird?" ”
"I don't think so!" Xiao Yiyi shook her head, "Isn't it normal to look 'quite'?" ”
Xiao Yiyi's answer made Lisa roll her eyes, "The IQ of a 'female' like you, who has just given birth, is not at a normal level, and it is in vain to ask you." ”
After speaking, Lisa asked Tan Yumeng again, "Sister Yumeng, do you see that the three of them don't feel right?" ”
"I ......"
Tan Yumeng coughed lightly in embarrassment, glanced at Xiao Yiyi, and saw that Xiao Yiyi was just pouting, and there was no angry look, so she said, "I also think that the three of them are not quite right." ”
"Na Na Na, look, Sister Yumeng also said so, Xiao Yiyi, don't you still admit that you have a problem with your IQ?" As if she had found an ally, Lisa immediately pointed the topic directly at Xiao Yiyi, "People say that being pregnant is stupid for three years, how can I say that I am also a person who has given birth to a child, but I don't feel this way at all." Originally, I didn't believe it, but now that I see you, I realize that this sentence is simply the truth! ”
In the face of Lisa's contempt, Xiao Yiyi still just pouted and snorted: "If you're stupid, you're stupid, what's the big deal, anyway, just have my family Si Yan smart." ”
"You really don't want to improve at all!" Lisa exclaimed: "Xiao Yiyi, you are simply a moth in our 'female' strongman circle!" On behalf of the majority of 'female' strongmen, I despise you! ”
"Despise it! Anyway, it's enough for me to have our family Siyan. ”
Xiao Yiyi leaned back in the chair, and took a bite of the apple in her hand, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
Looking at the noise of these two people, Tan Yumeng was not angry, but couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
It wasn't until Lisa really didn't know what to say about Xiao Yiyi anymore that she noticed Tan Yumeng smiling very happily on the side.
"I said Sister Yumeng, it's wrong for you to do this! Xiao Yiyi embarrassed our 'female' face so much, it doesn't matter if you don't help me teach her a lesson, it's really uninteresting to still snicker here. ”
"Cut, Sister Yumeng, this is called bystander Qing."
Xiao Yiyi snorted, "Do you know why Sister Yumeng doesn't help you, but laughs here?" ”
Seeing Lisa looking at herself puzzled, Xiao Yiyi said: "That's because Sister Yumeng is wise, she has long agreed with my way of doing things." It's enough for me to have our family Siyan, and it's enough for her to have their big brother Ouyang. Sister Yumeng, do you think I'm right? ”
Tan Yumeng couldn't help but roll her eyes when she saw Xiao Yiyi involved the topic on herself, and said angrily: "Yiyi, I didn't help Lisa to say that you were already fine, you actually pulled the topic on me, if that's the case, then I can help Lisa." ”
"Yes, yes, help me!" Lisa hurriedly picked up.
"Sister Yumeng, I know you're not that kind of person." Xiao Yiyi hurriedly begged for mercy.
Who would have thought that this would be heard in Lisa's ears, but it made her subconsciously continue: "Yes, Sister Yumeng is not a human being like that." ”
“……”
The atmosphere instantly became eerily quiet.
A few seconds later, Xiao Yiyi suddenly burst out laughing, and said while laughing: "Hahaha, Sister Yumeng, I see who you are helping this time, hahahaha, Sister Yumeng is not a person like that, hahaha, I laughed to death!" ”
Lisa also realized what she was doing wrong, and hurriedly changed her words and said, "Sister Yumeng, I just made a slip of the tongue, don't take it to heart!" ”
Tan Yumeng was also so amused that she couldn't help laughing, and said while laughing: "Lisa, you really have to learn this Chinese hard, and some words can't be picked up casually." You say I'm not a human being, can it be that I'm a god? ”
"Yes, yes, Sister Yumeng is a god, a 'female' god." Lisa hurriedly picked up.
Tan Yumeng was naturally not angry, but felt that this Lisa was straightforward and cute.
For a while, the three little 'women' on the first floor were talking and laughing very lively.
In the study on the second floor, Si Yan was still sitting on the right seat of the sofa, Ouyang He was sitting opposite Yi Chenhao, knocking on Erlang's 'legs' one by one, but no one spoke.
After a full five minutes, Yi Chenhao coughed lightly and said to Si Yan: "Si Yan, by the way, it is Ouyang Hezheng's guy who is about to get married now, and the two of us are no longer single now, and we have children." Therefore, no matter how you look at it, the two of us should go all the way, instead of being rebelled by Ouyang Hezheng's guy! ”
These words made Si Yan raise his eyebrows, and he showed a somewhat approving expression.
Ouyang Hezheng frowned slightly when he heard this, and said coldly: "A person who can't give all his favor to only one 'woman' is qualified to say such things to our favorite wife madman?" ”
"Ouyang Hezheng, you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!" Yi Chenhao was like a cat with a tail that had been stepped on, and immediately showed his sharp claws to Ouyang Hezheng, "When you have a child, you may not be as good as me!" So now you don't talk cool here, you're not qualified! ”
"Oh? I'm not eligible? ”
The corners of Ouyang Hezheng's mouth curled, he looked at Si Yan with an evil smile, and said, "Si Yan, then you are qualified, after all, you are only the father of the child!" ”
"Me?"
Si Yan raised his eyebrows, squinted at Yi Chenhao, and without waiting for him to speak, Yi Chenhao immediately stood up and said, "I can't continue to talk with you two guys who are not human." I decided that the boat of our friendship would capsize and there would be no chance of a new voyage! ”
"That's it!" Si Yan sighed, and he couldn't tell if it was a pity or something else.
(End of chapter)