Chapter 1333 Russell: I work in hell and am Satan by profession

What time is it, why did you come early at noon? ”

Hearing a knock on the door, Russell pushed Selina away from his body and got up to wash up.

Although it is completely unnecessary, he has not taken a bath for a thousand years, and there will be no dust on his body, and there is no need to wash it, and the darkness will be dusty in an instant, but unnecessary and unneeded are two different things, this is a matter of attitude, and the guests cannot be neglected.

The person next to the pillow left, Selina opened her eyes with a chirp, glanced at Russell's back, turned over and continued to sleep.

I'm so tired that I won't go to work today.

In a daze, Selina pondered that this was a work injury, paid leave, and overtime......

……

Half an hour later, Russell finished washing, and as soon as he entered the living room, he saw Wayne's master and servant who had entered the door without permission.

"Bruce, Ah Fu, you're welcome, just sit casually, just think you're in your own home...... Oh, and Bruce has sat down. ”

Russell shrugged: "Since it's all my own home, Ah Fu, please help me make a cup of tea, not black tea." ”

Because of the newness, Butler Man has not yet been linked with Batman, and he either makes tea or cleans the tea set every day, so it is not wrong.

"Wait a minute!"

Alfred nodded, smiled at Bruce on the couch, and turned to walk out of the living room.

In his memory, Russell invited him to dinner on Thanksgiving, so he was no stranger to this strange villa.

Bruce smiled and nodded, giving Alfred a look, telling him to get lost while making tea and see what was so special about this villa.

"Bruce, I said I would meet at noon, why did you come so early?"

Russell glanced at the clock on the wall, it was only eight o'clock, and Batman's superpower was not only to be rich, but also to not sleep.

"Russell, what are you talking about, what is the appointment to meet at noon?"

Bruce smiled like a gentleman: "I just returned to Gotham, I have a lot of things on hand, and now I have come to visit my old friend, I am negligent and negligent, I hope you don't take it to heart." ”

"Okay, if you want to act like this, I'll just cooperate."

Russell pouted, turned on the TV with the remote control, and played the precious footage recorded in the early morning.

In the rookie period, Batman killed all sides, specializing in all kinds of disobedience on the streets of Gotham, during which he was beaten by thugs and police officer Haibian, and was knocked down as many as three digits.

Bruce: "......"

The scene was finished in an instant, he changed into a calm and calm dark painting style, his face was half covered by shadows, and his voice seemed to have throat cancer: "You know me, but I don't have any impression of you...... Can you turn off the lights first? ”

The camera pulls away from Bruce's shadowed and chiseled face to full visibility, and in the direction of his side, the wall lamp is bright enough to blind the dog's eye.

"I thought you'd like it, don't forget it."

Russell waved his hand to turn off the remote control wall lamp, and the shadow buff on Bruce's face disappeared instantly, not Baxter at all.

"Ah Fu told me that we have been friends since childhood, but I have no impression of you at all."

"It's normal, because there wasn't one."

Russell admits that Ah Fu's memories are fake, regardless of Bruce's elongated face, and continues: "But I'm not lying, before the world restarted, we were the best partners, born and died many times, and our feelings were like brothers, and every time you affectionately called me big brother. ”

"You say the world is restarting?"

Bruce automatically ignored the slots, and his gaze instantly sharpened.

"Don't pretend, you're just a rookie, pretending to be a big guy."

Russell leaned on the sofa and lifted Erlang's legs: "I admit that it was my mistake to restart the timeline, but I'm not back again!" ”

"What!?"

The more Bruce listened, the more confused he became, there were a lot of questions, but now there are more.

"Mr. Russell, the green tea you want."

Alfred walked into the living room and shook his head at Bruce as he put down his tea.

Very ordinary villa, no secret door, no secrets.

"Thank you, worthy of Ah Fu, make a good tea."

Russell took the teacup, closed his eyes and sniffed lightly, enjoying the aroma of tea: "Yes, there are many secrets, and there are secret doors and underground bases. ”

“……”x2

Bruce and Alfred looked at each other, both expressionless, and Russell took a sip of his tea, got up and walked to the TV, and raised his hand to shoot the elevator entrance on the wall.

Russell walked into the elevator and beckoned to the two who were speechless: "Rookie, come with me, you want to be a superhero, you want to protect Gotham, you want to be my partner, it's still far away!" ”

"No, I didn't."

"Don't want to be a superhero, or don't you want to protect Gotham?"

"Don't want the last one."

“……”

The elevator starts, heading deep underground.

"Bruce, you don't want to be my partner, I don't blame you, it's the deviation of the timeline restart, in the final analysis, it's my fault, if it wasn't for my ...... back then"

Russell sighed, and the topic deviated: "Once, you hugged my thigh, crying and shouting for a belt, and I didn't agree, so you rolled all over the ground, and refused to leave in my house." ”

Bruce just didn't hear it, feeling that the elevator was going down for a bit of a long time, and frowned: "What did you do back then, why did the timeline restart?" ”

He chose to listen to Russell's words, but there was some information that had to be investigated.

As for what is true and what is false, which can be believed and which can be ignored, he believes that he can tell the difference.

"Look, Bruce's street pose, and Arkham's special photo."

Russell pulled out his digital camera from behind his butt and flipped to the exclusive photo album marked 'Baptman', where there were two.

Bruce frowned and looked at the album, and Alfred glanced back at it, then ......

I glanced at it again, and never took my eyes off it.

In the photo album of street poses, Bruce stands under a street lamp with streets and Batcarts in the background, with only a pair of boxer pants with pink underneath and red strawberries.

Under the camera, he looked aggrieved, only in the last few photos, he didn't know what threat he encountered, and he just squeezed out a stiff smile.

In Arkham's special issue, Bruce sits alone on a small plank bed in a single room, with only an oversized diaper on his body, and on the sheets, Bruce Jr.'s map of the world is clearly visible.

Good figure, good looks, cold temperament, Bruce in the photo with three advantages, the funny and ridiculous bedwetting photo style is crooked, and I don't know that I think it is a fashion photo taken by a top male model.

“……”x2

What is shocking, this is shocking!

No matter what Bruce's expression was, Alfred was stupid.

"Because I was careless, the photos spread all over the Internet, causing Bruce's Dark Knight character to collapse, and the criminals laughed directly when they saw him, and there was no fear at all......"

Russell looked up and sighed: "That's it, that world was broken, and it had to start restarting." ”

“……”x2

So, you are the culprit who caused the destruction of the world! x2

Bruce was expressionless, and the corners of his mouth twitched from time to time, indicating that he was full of MMPs inside.

Alfred was stunned, clenched his fists and coughed lightly: "Mr. Russell, these photos ......"

"Ah Fu, I understand."

Russell squeezed his eyebrows and said, "As far as the relationship between the two of us is concerned, I will definitely copy a copy of Bruce's bedwetting photo to you." ”

"No, Mr. Russell, you are mistaken."

"Ah Fu, Mingren doesn't say secret words, before restarting the timeline, you secretly contacted me and made a copy of it to your heart's content."

“……”

"Is there still a misunderstanding?"

"It's gone."

"Well, I'll get in touch another day, I won't let Bruce know."

Russell made an OK gesture, Alfred nodded and returned to expressionlessness, and the two ignored Bruce with a black face throughout the trade.

"You said the timeline restarts, everything starts from scratch, so I have no impression of you, so ......"

Bruce didn't believe a word of Russell's words, and the bedwetting photos were even more scoffing, just like the childhood of the two when they were children, and there was no doubt about falsification.

It's all fake, you can't fool him!

"What then?"

"Why did we lose our memories and everything went back to square one, while you survived intact?"

Bruce's eyes narrowed slightly: "If it's because you caused the time to restart, so you are qualified to distinguish yourself from others, don't tell this kind of lie." ”

"That's not ......"

Russell's gaze swept over the two of them, and the corners of his mouth hooked slightly: "Let me introduce myself, my name is Russell, I work in hell, and my profession is the lord of hell...... Satan! ”

Bite!!

Just as Bruce and the others were shocked by Satan, the elevator stopped and slowly opened, revealing a dark and barren world.

The sky shrouded in black clouds, without the slightest rays of sunlight, the distant ghosts and shadows, the ground cracked and cracked in the abyss, the sulfur heat sneered, and the red scorching sea rose up, barely illuminating a corner of the world.

In the foreground, there is a transparent glass passage with a metal gate at the end, which connects to the sealed building of the suspected base.

It's boxy, like a coffin, and it's still black.

“……”x2

"Well, isn't the secret base built in hell very secret?"

"Hell...... Just below Gotham City......"

Bruce's face was bitter, no wonder the people of Gotham are simple, so close to hell, if you don't have a ghost, you will see a ghost.

"No, hell and earth don't belong to the same dimension, I just used my authority to open a door in my house."

Russell looked at Bruce with a little deep meaning and named his thoughts: "The chaos in Gotham is inevitable, and it has nothing to do with hell or me. ”

"You can change that, right?"

"No, you can't!"

Russell shrugged, a peaceful and stable Gotham equals boredom, and boring can't sell comics, and then Batman hit the streets, and DC collectively went to the rooftop.

So, don't look at him as he can do whatever he wants, it's no problem to kill Bruce and Clark, but as long as Gotham is changed so that no Batman appears, the world will be restarted immediately.

The three of them left the elevator, and Bruce and Alfred observed the hell outside the passage, and it was not until the metal door that Bruce asked, "Satan, what do you want us to do when you take us to hell?" ”

"Brother for many years, just call me Russell, the position of Satan was not originally mine, and I was dumped by the original Satan, and I personally refused."

Russell replied, opened the metal door, and said slowly: "The world has turned you into a rookie because of my reboot, so I will help you quickly get through your childhood and become a qualified dark knight." ”

(End of chapter)