Bilbo was so angry that he wanted to smash the newspaper.

What do you mean that I have a good relationship with your mother?

What do you mean I saw when your grandfather was very young?

Who do you think you are?

Elf?

If you're an elf, you still have some credibility in saying this.

But you obviously have a human body, and your beard is all gone!

I think you're demented, right?

Bilbo scolded Gandalf in his heart, but he still said with great dignity: "This old gentleman, if you want to come to the Hobbit's house for dinner, I suggest you go out and turn left." ”

This is already a very polite eviction order, okay!

Gandalf laughed, "Looks like you really don't remember me, okay, I'll give you a hint." ”

With that, Gandalf waved his hand, and the tent on the carriage behind him was lifted, revealing the fireworks of an entire carriage.

Bilbo gasped suddenly, and his whole eyes were firmly attracted by the colorful fireworks sticks.

Xu Feng also frowned.

One of the alchemy tasks given to him by Uncle Misho was to obtain Gandalf's magic fireworks.

The fireworks on the car seem to be very ordinary and rough, and they have no magical effect.

As if remembering something, Bilbo said loudly, "Hmm! You are the one who is whoever! Right! You're that and that...... The merchant who sells fireworks! I did see you when I was a kid! ”

Gandalf smiled wryly, "I...... Alas, well, I'm such a dignified archmage, and you actually think that I am a fireworks, but it doesn't matter, sooner or later you will know who I am. Oh yes, I forgot to introduce you, these two are my friends, one is Diedi and the other is Hammer. ”

Bilbo frowned and said, "Do all the fireworks sellers bring assistants now?" Looks like business is good. But I'm sorry, I'm a little sleepy, I'm going back to sleep, if you want to eat, then go find another house. ”

So saying, Bilbo went to the house.

Gandalf smiled, "That's right, I'm also going to buy some necessities for us to use on the road, Diedi, Hammer, you two can stay here first, I'll go buy and come back." ”

"Okay, you can get busy." Xu Feng grinned.

Gandalf left the carriage in the empty courtyard, took out his crooked cane, and drew two strokes on Bilbo's wooden door.

Two streaks of blue light then attached to the wooden door, but quickly disappeared.

Bilbo was surprised and asked, "Hey, what did you draw on my door?" ”

Gandalf shrugged, "What do you see?" ”

Bilbo said, "I didn't see anything! ”

Gandalf laughed, "Then I won't paint anything!" ”

"But I obviously ...... Forget it! Bilbo quickly walked into the hole at the bottom of his bag and slammed the door shut.

As a hobbit, his approach is naturally very impolite.

Gandalf didn't care, he nodded at Maple and Hammer, and walked out of the empty courtyard.

As soon as Gandalf left, Hammer frowned and shouted at Xu Feng, "Isn't that the case? Your name is Lao Tzu, right? I treat you as a brother, not only do you want to sleep with me, you also want to call me a child! Maple of life! You're a beast! ”

As he spoke, Hammer reached out and slammed Feng's shoulder.

Xu Feng hurriedly begged for mercy: "Iron Hammer, don't make trouble, Bilbo is peeking at us from the window!" It's not good for us to fight outside people's houses. Besides, we are brothers, and it doesn't hurt to joke between brothers. ”

"Now you remember that Lao Tzu is your brother? Lao Tzu is going to beat his brother today! As he spoke, the hammer flashed out two forging hammers, and with one move, the two winds poured into his ears, and slammed into Xu Feng's head.

Xu Feng was extremely fast, easily dodging the hammer's blow, but he deliberately pretended to be hit, and fell to the ground.

The hammer stabbed Xu Feng with his toes, "Get up, keep fighting!" ”

Xu Feng pretended to be dead.

Iron Hammer immediately understood what Xu Feng meant, and hurriedly shouted loudly: "Xu - die! Advance! What happened to you! Don't scare me! Bilbo! Come and save people! ”

Bilbo, who was in the hole at the bottom of the bag, was peeking out of the window when he saw that the hammer had knocked "Diedy" to the ground, and he was so frightened that he turned pale and did not dare to speak.

Hammer yelled, "Bilbo, you're still not a hobbit!" How can you bear to see death and not save it! ”

Bilbo leaned his back against the door, struggling internally for a while, finally gritting his teeth, pushing the door and rushing out.

"Quick, carry him into the hole under my bag, pay attention to the carpet on the porch, which is my grandfather's grandfather's, oh, and don't touch this jamb, because this is the one I like so much."

In the midst of Bilbo's chatter, the hammer directly carried the maple and strode into the low and luxurious pit at the bottom of the bag.

Bilbo was completely stunned.

He had never seen a woman of such strength.

Iron Hammer stood on the carpet of Bilbo's grandfather's grandfather, looked around the room, and then said in admiration: "Bilbo, you are really a rich second generation, your family is too luxurious, right?" ”

Ordinary pouch bottom holes are very low, but Bilbo's pouch bottom pit has beams up to two meters high.

This is nothing in human architecture, but in the hobbit pouch hole, it is quite a magnificent house.

Bilbo asked curiously, "What is the rich second generation?" ”

Xu Feng said: "It's that your father is very rich. ”

Bilbo said seriously: "Then I can't be regarded as a rich second generation, because not only my father is rich, but my grandfather is also rich, my grandfather's grandfather is also rich, and our Baggins family has been rich for generations...... Wait a minute! Didn't you get hammered? How can you still talk! You—You didn't shed blood? ”

The hammer threw Xu Feng on the ground and said with a smile, "How good is this, it won't stain your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's carpet." ”

Bilbo nodded, "That's a good thing. ”

Xu Feng patted the soil on his body, stood up and said, "Finally come in, the people who enter the door are all guests, Lord Bilbo, can you get us something to eat?" ”

Bilbo pursed his lips, "I'm sorry, I'm actually quite poor, what you see is an illusion, I don't have food at home, why don't you go to another house to eat." ”

Xu Feng nodded, "That's okay - Iron Hammer, take away his grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's carpet, he is so poor, he is not worthy of using his grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's carpet." ”

"Don't, don't!" Bilbo shouted, "I remember, I still have some breakfast at home!" I'll get it for you!" ”

Xu Feng smiled: "It's pretty much the same. ”

Bilbo muttered helplessly, and then went to the kitchen for a while, then brought a cornbread, a fragrant rabbit, a delicious preserves, and two cups of honey tea.