Chapter 1263 The problem is serious, and it's useless to worry
"Alien symbiotes!?"
Eddie's eyes widened, as if it was the first time he had heard of such a ridiculous thing, and said innocently: "Sir, are you looking for the wrong person, I have never heard of any alien symbiote." ”
Click!
Russell didn't talk nonsense, and directly pulled out the sand eagle, and pointed the muzzle of the black hole at Eddie.
Eddie: \(TдT)/
Under the gun, Eddie was very cheerful, and his serious face said that Russell wanted to know what he wanted to know, and he promised to know everything, and his brows would not wrinkle.
"Hmph, cowardice!"
"It's not that you're being pointed at gunpoint, of course you don't coax!"
Hearing the voice in his head, Eddie immediately slammed back, found that Russell's eyes were playful, and immediately explained: "Sir, calm down, don't shake your hands, I'm not talking to you." ”
"I know, you're talking to the symbiote in your body."
After finishing speaking, Russell saw Eddie's bewildered face, shook the muzzle of the gun slightly, and the other party immediately raised his chest and raised his head, and his slightly hanging hands were raised high again.
Textbook-level hands raised in surrender, posture is very standard.
Eddie was indeed confused, today was the first day of his union with Venom, and the two had not really met.
Unbeknownst to Eddie, he was possessed, and a series of bizarre symptoms, such as hunger, high fever, and confusion, were defined by him as being infected with an alien virus.
Russell didn't explain much, pursed his lips and whistled, and the abnormal sound wave hit Eddie directly, shaking his whole body violently.
In the buzzing sound, Eddie's face suddenly turned hideous and painful, and a large black and white face plate flashed repeatedly.
Finally, unable to withstand the shock of the ultrasound, the venom leaned out, and the blood basin rushed towards Russell.
Rumble!
A flame lit up, and Duan Xinlan stood in front of Russell, a high-temperature flame blooming between her five fingers.
Venom screamed and retracted into Eddie's body.
Ultrasound and high temperatures are the symbionts' greatest weaknesses, not only forcibly separating them from their hosts, but also inflicting heavy damage on them.
Of course, with the infinite evolutionary potential of the symbiote, both of these weaknesses can be overcome.
Not yet, Venom has not been on Earth for a long time, and its weaknesses are very obvious.
"That'...... What is that!? ”
Eddie's little face turned pale, and he clearly saw the black goo coming out of his body, and he also had a demonic face, and the whole person was not good.
"Extraterrestrial symbiotes, which normally appear in the form of liquids, need to bind to their hosts in order to survive, and give them powerful superpowers."
Russell put away the sand eagle and briefly described the superpowers: "Super speed, super strength, endurance, self-healing ability, etc., can even strengthen the host's genes and multiply its original ability ......"
"Uh, is it life-threatening?"
Eddie pursed his dry lips, dying, it was a heart-pounding feeling.
"Of course, not everyone is qualified to be a host, and if you are unlucky, you can ascend to heaven on the spot, and only with the probability of one in ten thousand can you ......"
"To be a host, right?"
Eddie took the words, and the tip of his heart rose to his throat.
"No, it's going to be able to catch your breath for a while."
"How can this be ......"
Eddie sat on the ground, he was a very realistic person, if you want to say that superpowers are in danger of life, he will not be hungry immediately.
"Eddie, in fact, you don't have to panic at all, you can survive for a few days, and it has nothing to do with you."
"You have a way to cure me, right?"
Eddie's eyes lit up in an instant, and he saw hope for life again.
"It's not."
“???”
A string of question marks crossed Eddie's head, and the conversation became more and more incomprehensible.
"I mean, other hosts can live a few more days, you're completely different, it's time to burp tonight."
Russell persuaded Eddie not to worry, the problem is very serious, and it is useless to worry: "While there is still time, hurry up and swipe your credit card, and you don't have to pay it back in the future anyway." ”
"Why?"
Eddie was extremely sad and indignant, and said unconvinced: "Why can others live for a few days, and I can't survive tonight, is there anything wrong with me?" ”
"Tell the truth, the symbiote in your body was stolen, and the Life Foundation came to you, can you survive tonight?"
Eddie: "......"
What a reasonable look!
"But I don't know anything, I'm just going to take a few pictures."
Eddie said dryly, glaring at Russell with wide eyes, hoping to be protected by the occult department.
"Boy, you're too cowardly!"
Deadpool pulled his head out of the closet, took two steps forward to Eddie, raised his hand and patted his face: "Come on, look at you with a Bane's face, that's the tough guy who broke Batman's spine, how can you be so cowardly?" ”
“???”
Just now, Eddie wanted to ask, who is this sand sculpture, and he is not an agent of the mystery department when he looks at the painting style!
"I'm Deadpool, the superhero who stole the symbiote with you last night, and by the way, I'm the one who sent you home and helped you put on the quilt."
"F beep K!!"
Eddie only felt a local tension, blurted out an intimate interaction, and then he thought of something: "What do you mean by stealing symbiotes together, have I ever done such a thing?" ”
"Of course."
Deadpool's face showed a hideous green face with a leather whip, which scared Eddie again.
He cast a sympathetic gaze and wondered, "Man, since you are also parasitized, why can you still be like this...... So active? ”
Eddie wanted to say 'sand sculpture', but when he saw that Deadpool had a knife and a gun, he decisively decided to be polite.
"We are different, I am a perfect host, and there is no need to worry about my life."
Deadpool said very politely, it was just a symbiote, and he didn't know how many times he had passed through.
Wear it when you want, take it off when you want to, it's always the symbiote who avoids him, when has he ever been afraid.
Sand sculpture, that's how confident!
"But, what about the Life Foundation, they will send someone to recover the alien parasite, and they will still die?"
"Boy, show the courage you had when you broke Batman's spine, you're already a superman, and those ordinary people can't hurt you no matter how much they come."
Deadpool pats Eddie on the shoulder and teaches him about his experience as a superhero.
Russell frowned when he looked at it from the side, this posture of accepting the younger brother was preparing to win Eddie into the X-special ...... Sand Sculpture Assault Team?
If that's the case, will Eddie's Venom turn into a sand sculpture?
What, Eddie was originally a sand sculpture?
Oh, that's no problem!
Deadpool spoke, spitting into the mask, and Eddie nodded his head as he felt the door to a new world open.
Then, the door rang.
Bang bang bang————
"The people from the Life Foundation are here, go and open the door, and today Uncle Deadpool will tell you what a superhero is."
After saying that, Deadpool saw that Eddie was acting like a quail, so he immediately sneered, walked in a step that his six relatives did not recognize, and came to the door.
Boom!
"Ahhh
A bullet passes through the wooden door and explodes on Deadpool's head, sending Eddie next to him screaming and jumping from the ground.
The door was violently kicked open, and eight guys dressed in black entered, and the infrared light on the stun gun sight was aimed at Eddie, Russell, and Duan Xinlan.
Eddie: \(TдT)/
He felt that Russell was right, tonight was his death day, and he didn't have to worry about whether tomorrow was the end of the world.
Great, I don't have to pay my credit card bill this month!
"Eddie, what are you doing?"
"Raise your hand."
"Your actions make us look cowardly!"
"I don't have ......"
"You have!"
In his head, the sound of Venom sounded again, and he controlled his hands to put down.
\(TдT)/……/(TдT)\……\(TдT)/……
Eddie struggles hard, has a strong desire to survive, and the venom repeatedly interferes, and dies to save face.
"That's enough, didn't you say anything when you were pointed at gunpoint just now?"
Seeing that the man in black on the opposite side had a bad face and replaced it with a real gun, Eddie was immediately furious, thinking that Venom's double-standard behavior was shameful, and the man in black on the other side also wanted to save face!
"Shut up, that person is different......"
Venom Wilted explained that Russell could make him raise his hands high, and there was no fart, but what qualifications did these ordinary people in front of him have, and did they deserve it?
Seeing that Eddie's mud couldn't support the wall, the venom directly took over his body, and a cloud of black slime extended out of its claws, grabbing the man in black in front of him as a shield, and picking it up was a dozen sevens.
Facing a monster like Venom at close range, firearms and weapons are basically useless, not to mention the effect of bullets hitting and not hitting, the speed of venom alone, ordinary people's nervous reactions can't keep up.
After a bell-and-whistle operation, Venom let go of all the men in black, and Leng Buding found himself standing by the door.
He stole a glance at Russell, feeling that there was a great hope of escape, and ran away without a trace.
There was a loud gunfire in the building, and the eight men in black got up, contacted the headquarters of the Life Foundation, transmitted the recorded video back, and then raised their guns to point at Russell and Duan Xinlan.
The order was given from above, to capture the parasite Eddie alive, bring back the body of the parasite Deadpool, and dispose of Russell and Duan Xinlan on the spot.
No way, passers-by know too much.
Russell sat calmly on the sofa, raised his finger and pointed behind several people: "Friendly reminder, a certain sand sculpture has failed, and you are currently in a state of grief and indignation, and your lives are in danger." ”
Joke, if you let me turn back, I'll turn back, do I look so stupid?
Several people were disdainful and were about to pull the trigger, when suddenly a rustle sounded in their ears, and a green tentacle wrapped around their necks.
Cool.
In the next second, the sky was spinning, and the men in black had pain in their bones, and they soon lost consciousness.
Deadpool stood in the middle of the arena dressed in red and green, with eight tentacles sticking out of his back, each with a man in black hanging from it.
Deal with this gang of men in black, Deadpool hummed and chirped, listening to the roar of the locomotive in the distance, jumped out of the window, and didn't know where to find a pink motorcycle, so he chased after it.
"Russell, the plot this time...... Can you clear the customs smoothly? ”
Duan Xinlan frowned slightly, suddenly there was an extra troublesome Deadpool, and the plot would definitely go astray.
She has always had a question, even if Deadpool in the main god world has the ability to travel, why does he still have previous memories and remember Russell who did the mission?
The Supergirl squad also has characters from the world of repeated missions, and no one remembers who they are at all!