Chapter 249: What Can I Do?!
"So, now that the exciting welcome session is over, what should be our turn?" The Goblin King raised his hand and scratched the wart on his chin in a thoughtful gesture.
A gaunt goblin next to him stepped forward and stammered, "Great, king, it's time to cook them." ”
Thousands of goblins raised their arms and shouted, each with bloodthirsty fervor in their eyes.
The dwarves gathered together in horror and unconsciously approached Thorin.
Hammer frowned and asked, "What are these goblins shouting?" ”
Thorin translated, "The advisor next to the Goblin King said he's going to cook us now." ”
Iron Hammer smiled, "Dare to eat Lao Tzu? You are looking for death! ”
Bahrain hurriedly said: "Lady Hammer, be quiet! This is the Goblin Kingdom, and there are not 10,000 goblins here, but 8,000! With a few of us, we can't fight them at all! ”
Hammer smiled coldly, "Okay, then let them be arrogant for another hour." ”
In another hour, Xu Feng and Xue Di will be able to arrive!
When the time comes, the Snow Emperor team will attack together, even if the goblins are thousands of troops, what can they do to us!?
The Goblin King pressed his palms against his fanatical people and shouted, "Be quiet! Cook them, that's the last step, and it's also extremely unfriendly, extremely uncivilized! As your king, I am against such an unartistic approach! At the very least, we should ask them who they really are, what kind of family they have, and whether their family will come and pay a certain amount of gold to redeem them! ”
The goblins laughed evilly, and they were very happy about this arrangement.
The goblin race is not as eager as ogres in terms of food, but their thirst for wealth is even stronger than that of Smaug.
They accumulate treasures, but rarely spend them, and they determine their social status in the goblins by the amount of treasure.
The goblin king struggled to move his fat body, and several little goblins next to the throne hurriedly acted as his footpads.
The goblin king was very fat, and those little goblins were very thin, and when they were stepped on by the goblin king, two little goblins couldn't bear it directly, and they were trampled to death on the spot.
The dwarves all watched with disgust and horror.
The goblins didn't care.
After the little short legs of the goblin king finally stepped down from his skull throne, the goblins threw the two little goblins who were directly trampled to death into the abyss.
Goblin City is a very unique city.
The city was built in a mountain, the whole mountain was hollowed out, and the Goblin King's Throne was in the middle of the mountain, and it was also the largest platform, and the rest of the small platforms were connected by wooden bridges.
The Goblin King's Platform in the center is surrounded by eight wooden bridges, which can be said to extend in all directions, and underneath the wooden bridges is an abyss that emits various foul smells.
Goblins like to live in enclosed mountains, which will make them safe as soon as possible, but transporting garbage out of the mountains is too troublesome and dangerous, after all, when people see the garbage, they will know that there are goblins hidden in the mountain.
Goblins' combat power is very weak, and they rely on cunning to win, so the location of their residence will never be revealed.
The abyss contains not only goblin garbage, but also all kinds of bones that they have eaten, and the corpses of goblins who have died of illness or cannibalism.
Of course, this also includes the baby goblin who was trampled to death by the goblin king.
The bodies of the two little goblins who had been trampled to death had just reached the bottom of the cliff, and immediately two little goblins were next to the goblin king.
Next to the Goblin King's throne is a huge treasure chest, one meter high, one meter wide, and three meters long!
As the Goblin King stood on the ground on his short legs, he snapped his fingers at the advisors beside him.
The rickety advisor then climbed up a small ladder, then laboriously opened the chest, took out a shiny glass ball from the chest, and threw it to the little goblins who were stepping on the goblin king.
More than a dozen little goblins immediately frantically scrambled for a small glass ball, and their heads were broken in an instant.
In the end, a relatively strong little goblin smashed the head of a big-headed little goblin and grabbed the shiny glass orb.
The other little goblins couldn't beat this strong little goblin, so they had to give up.
The Goblin King didn't care at all about what was happening behind him, and was even a little proud.
In the world of goblins, the law of the jungle is the most standard attack, as long as you have strength, you can get wealth, as long as you have wealth, you can become a human being.
Even the goblin king is based on wealth, and the treasures in his chest are innumerable, and one day, if a goblin can defeat him, then that goblin will take possession of his treasure and become the new goblin king.
Their king has never been hereditary, let alone blood-unified, and it is completely inhabited by "capable" people.
The Goblin King scratched the wart on his chin and laughed sneeringly, "One, two, three, four...... Hmm, so many dwarven friends, aha! That's good, I like dwarves the most, I don't like humans and elves, you know why? ”
He quickly asked himself: "Because there are too many poor human beings, most of their families can't afford to pay the ransom I want, and the elves are too united, if we dare to catch the elves, the elven cavalry will all go out and bulldoze our entire mountain, so one of them is too poor and the other is too terrible, I don't want to provoke them." ”
"My favorite thing is to meet the dwarf brothers, the dwarves have six kingdoms, each of them is fat, and the dwarves have a strong clan concept, generally speaking, as long as I ask for ransom, they will give it."
The Goblin King said with a grin.
Thorin couldn't help it anymore, and lowered his head and said in a deep voice, "Seven." ”
"What?" The Goblin King's eyes widened in shock, "Who was talking just now?" ”
Goblins, you look at me, I look at you, shrugged and shook their heads.
Thorin was about to stand up, but Barin, who was beside him, stepped out first, "It's me, I just said that." ”
The Goblin King looked at Whitebeard Balin with interest, "Oh, what did you just say?" ”
Balin cleared his throat, "I said, seven." ”
"What seven?" The Goblin King scratched the wart on his chin.
Balin said solemnly: "The dwarves have a total of seven kingdoms, not six, but seven. ”
"Oh yes?" The Goblin King thought for a moment, "Well, if you count the Lonely Mountain, it is indeed seven, but the Lonely Mountain Dynasty no longer exists, hahaha!" Those idiot dwarves! ”