"Phew, you stinking bastard, I can recognize you even if you turn to ashes."

The crappy thief in the ventilation duct is none other than Wade Wilson, who has not seen Russell for a long time.

It may be that the two steel knives are stuck, and Deadpool struggles for a long time, but he can't get down.

"Bastard Russell, you killed me......"

"That day you chartered me the most expensive nightclub in the city, and TM TM a whole day and a night, and then you never showed up again!"

"I said yes to a treat, but I only paid the deposit!"

"I was drunk with my bare ass, and when I woke up, I was stuffed into the laboratory......"

Deadpool was angry in the ventilation duct, and from time to time mixed with two swear words that Little Wade and Russell were close to, and Duan Xinlan was not good to hear.

He ...... He's Deadpool!? ”

Duan Xinlan pointed to the top of her head, and then to the closed laboratory: "If he is Deadpool, then where is this place?" Also, how did you come to know him? ”

Girl, you know too much!

Russell's eyes lit up faintly, pondering the possibility that Duan Xinlan died in the mouth of Venom, how to make it reasonable.

He took out the sand eagle and shot Deadpool in the head, then clenched his fist and coughed lightly, explaining, "To be honest, I'm also confused, maybe Deadpool recognized the wrong person." ”

"But he got your name right?"

"It's just the wrong person, he said Russell, it's the mutant little fat man."

"Really......"

Duan Xinlan shook her head and didn't believe it, she was just hungry for Russell's body, which didn't mean that her IQ was directly cleared, let alone Russell's words.

She remembered very well that the two of them entered this world together, and Russell almost never left under her nose.

So the question arises, how did Deadpool and Russell meet?

Listening to the tone, it seems that I have known each other for a long time, and I am still a friend who has a very good relationship.

The most important thing is, why is there a Deadpool in the Venom movie?

A series of questions flashed through Duan Xinlan's mind, and when she thought of a possibility, her eyes instantly sharpened.

"You, you're not Russell, you're a clone?"

Hey, that's a good reason!

"Hehe, since you see through it, then I won't hide it anymore!"

Russell sneered twice, and turned the head of the gun to Duan Xinlan: "There is no Russell in the main god space for a long time, and it is just me from beginning to end." ”

"Hey, what are you doing, get me down."

Wade finished healing, and there was a mess in the ventilation duct: "Damn, little Wilson is getting more and more distracted, the pipe is crawling and crawling, and suddenly it is ...... full"

Boom!

A gunshot rang out, and Russell looked at Duan Xinlan with a calm face again: "I'm sorry, don't blame me for being ruthless, I only believe that dead people can keep secrets." ”

After being silent for nearly half a minute, the atmosphere became more and more awkward, Duan Xinlan went from being on full alert to being suspicious later, and finally simply gave up her defense, frowned and began to think.

"Run, such a big muzzle, you should run!"

"Uh, I think...... If you want to do something, it's the same whether I run or not. ”

"Try it, you don't need money anyway."

At this point, the lie was already difficult to continue, Russell sighed, and rewarded Deadpool with a bullet.

It's all this damn guy, I always like to run around when I have nothing to do, otherwise how could there be such a shitty thing today.

The appearance of Deadpool proves that the world in front of [Venom: Lethal Guardian] is real, and not created by the Lord God himself.

Russell got goosebumps at the thought that this assumption was true.

The reason is very simple, today the main god can send him to Deadpool, and tomorrow he can send Shen Menghan to Artemis, Hecate, Natasha, Yelena, Jennifer, Ashley...... and so on.

Phew, scumbag!

Thinking about it, Russell suddenly found that ten fingers were a little insufficient, and couldn't help but curse in his heart.

"Russell, how did you meet Deadpool?"

Duan Xinlan stepped forward cautiously, sniffed her nose beside Russell, raised her hand and poked twice, "Also, why do you deny knowing him, is there something wrong?" ”

"Sorry ......"

Russell pondered for a while, and when he was with Deadpool, it seemed that there was really nothing wrong with him, after all, they were not personnel.

eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, cheating, cheating, stealing, and doing all the good and bad things when the two were messing up, and they also led Peter Parker down the crooked road.

That is, Parker is determined, otherwise he will really become a flower spider.

"It's not a shame, but ...... After all, the sand sculpture Deadpool, and getting to know him is detrimental to his personal image. ”

Russell gave a well-founded answer, not to mention, quite convincing.

"Is that so?"

Duan Xinlan was skeptical, and her intuition told her that Russell must have something to hide.

This is a big secret, Russell doesn't want anyone to know, maybe Shen Menghan doesn't know.

It's a little exciting to think about it, if she grasps it properly and uses it as a threat, maybe she can ......

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Russell listened to the laughter, and couldn't help but have black lines on his head, and somehow, he saw through Duan Xinlan's despicable and dirty thoughts at a glance.

I couldn't help but complain in my heart, that is, the main god space, otherwise Duan Xinlan would have been Huo Huo by him a long time ago.

Smack!

Russell violently dragged Deadpool down the ventilation duct, slapped him twice, and said angrily: "Tell me, why are you here, Parker should be in New York." ”

"Wait, wait!"

Deadpool curled up, his hands on his crotch, and arched his head on the ground for a moment.

Russell: "......"

Duan Xinlan: "......"

"Here's the thing, I don't love Parker anymore, and I learned that you were haunting San Francisco and came to look for you."

Deadpool covered his face with both hands, making a coquettish appearance, and suddenly raised his hand to point at Duan Xinlan, and said angrily: "What about the result!" You actually have a woman outside, where is she good, isn't it just that her legs are a little longer and there are two lumps of flesh on her chest? What's the big deal, she didn't ...... the lump of meat I had."

Boom!

Russell blew the sand eagle and looked at Duan Xinlan with an expressionless face: "Look, that's why I don't want to admit it." ”

"Roughly understood."

The corners of Duan Xinlan's mouth twitched, and she turned to say: "But he has a good eye, we are a good match, or you should think about it again." ”

"Don't think about it, I'm weak and can't withstand a vigorous toss."

Russell replied angrily, and a holy light shot down, speeding up Deadpool's self-healing, and continued: "Don't talk nonsense with me, to be honest, are you here for Venom?" ”

"On the one hand, it's a ......"

Deadpool scratched his head, and was about to say something earthy, when suddenly a golden light flashed in front of him, and he saw the gold bar shaking in Russell's hand, and immediately said seriously: "It's you, understand me!" ”

When the gold bar arrived, Deadpool immediately turned on the truth mode: "Well, I have to admit that I did come to this world for Peter." ”

"Come to this world, what do you mean, you can cross?"

Duan Xinlan was surprised, and suddenly remembered that Deadpool could break the fourth wall, and she was even more surprised.

"Dude, you girlfriend, looks a little ......"

Deadpool raised his hand and nodded on his head, "You know, that's what it means." ”

"No, she's not my girlfriend, to be exact...... Well, it's my girlfriend's friend. ”

"How can there be such a good thing?"

Deadpool's eyes widened when he heard this: "Damn, why don't I have friends with this kind of girlfriend, if my girlfriend's friends see me, ...... with my mother who is in heat"

Boom!

Deadpool woke up in a sharp pain in his cheeks, and after harvesting the second gold bar, he no longer had the slightest nonsense, complaining: "The Peter family of this world is complete, except for the dead uncle; The marriage is happy, except that the wife is Mary Jane, everything else is perfect. ”

"So?"

"So he refused to join my team and beat me up. You know, I'm completely reluctant to be rude to him...... I'll keep that for a while......"

Click!

"That's right, I'm here to find Venom!"

With the muzzle of the gun against his head, Deadpool resolutely followed his heart and stopped his yellow joke: "Man, it's different now!" With you, Venom is a fart, it's a spare tire of spare tires. ”

"You mean, I'm a ......"

"Ahem!"

Hearing Duan Xinlan's coughing voice next to him, Russell immediately became furious, damn Deadpool actually designed him with a language trap.

"Calm down, Russell, there are too many brains on the ground, and if you keep shooting like this, it will only be the laboratory cleaners who are unlucky."

After a bit of chicken and dog jumping, Deadpool looks at the gold bar and promises to shut up and stop talking nonsense.

At the same time, the two reached an agreement that Deadpool would never mention the past of the two again.

"Oh, it looks like I'm late, one of the three symbiotes has died, this mass of yellow ...... I remember it was called 'Devouring' in the comics. ”

Deadpool shook his head: "Poor guy, the Venom family finally moved to the big screen, but it disappeared as soon as it showed its face." ”

Duan Xinlan listened to the scalp numb next to her, and the characters always felt uncomfortable when they talked about the plot.

"There's another guy, according to my years of experience in reading comics, it's definitely 'Leather Whip', this guy has good ability, he can conjure a lot of small tentacles, hehehe......"

Deadpool said and began to rub his hands together: "Although its ability is great, Uncle Deadpool still loves Venom, no way, who made Venom Dad!" ”

In the closed laboratory, two test subjects were imprisoned, both homeless men captured by the Life Foundation from the side of the road, and they were housed with Venom and Leather Whip respectively.

Deadpool ignored the whip and slashed open the glass door with two swords, lunging at Venom's host.

"Venom boy, Uncle Deadpool is here...... Alas, don't run! ”

The moment Deadpool breaks through the door, venom emerges from the homeless man's body, and a cloud of slimy liquid moves in all directions, dodging Deadpool's various pounces.

Reluctantly, his personality is very strong, and he has a posture of swearing to the death.

The picture was too miserable to see, Russell covered his face and didn't want to see it, and Duan Xinlan next to him was similar.

Just then, there was a knock on the door outside the laboratory, and two sneaky footsteps approached cautiously.

On the ground, Venom was slightly stunned and swooped in the direction of the comer.