You're going to sentence Lao Tzu to death, I'm not dead yet, okay!

Isn't it a bit unethical for you to do this as a doctor?

Bai Xiaochuan and Hao Gaoxin argued for a while, and Hao Gaoxin said: "Since we have different opinions, then you rescue according to your method, and I rescue according to my method, both prongedly, wrap up the ......"

it!

The man was shocked, is your proposal intended to be rectified for Lao Tzu to die?

"Good!" Bai Xiaochuan agreed: "I know there is an ancient method, it is very useful, why don't you observe it first......"

"Yes, please start your show!"

Hao Gaoxin made a gesture of please.

Bai Xiaochuan looked around, patted his head and said, "I'll go get a prop......"

Road...... Prop......

You should be holding a medical device!

Bai Xiaochuan went out and came back soon, carrying a brick in his hand.

Man: "??? ”

This is the prop you are talking about, and you will see what your so-called ancient method is, what it is, and why you use such a terrifying thing as bricks.

Bai Xiaochuan said: "My ancient method, called the brick treatment method, the effect is very good, I have been clinically verified almost a dozen times, as long as it has been photographed, first start to cry pain, and there is no ...... behind the pain."

The man almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, shouldn't it all be shot to death for you!

You're a murderer!

As soon as the man wanted to speak, Bai Xiaochuan came up with a brick!

"Smack!" The bricks were pumped in the man's face.

The man's face almost didn't shoot out!

"Ding, the evil spirit feels so painful, you are numb, you are really shooting, the qi and blood value is increased by 1!"

"Ding, the evil spirit feels that you are all insane, and the qi and blood value is increased by 1!"

"Ding ,......"

He used his old nose to use this brick, and the head of the man was deflected, and several teeth flew out.

I say Nima!

Is there anyone like you who heals the disease? Are these guys all violent maniacs? Why Lao Tzu arranged for you to be doctors, it is really the most failed illusion in this life.

The man decisively lay on the bed and pretended to be dead, motionless.

Hao Gaoxin came over to take a look and said, "It seems to be dead......

"Dead ......" Bai Xiaochuan said: "It's a pity, my treatment is only halfway through, and I died, I can't experience my ancient method of brick treatment, I think he is too unlucky!" ”

"yes, yes, this guy is unlucky!" Hao Gaoxin changed his words and said: "By the way, his wife and daughter, why don't we take care of one at the same time?" Don't argue, they're all colleagues, it's not good to mess around about this......"

Evil Spirit: "......"

Bai Xiaochuan: "......"

This one...... I really didn't expect it, you're still thinking about it, so you don't have something hidden in your heart!

Bai Xiaochuan felt that he found himself as a student for the first time, and he had the potential to inherit his mantle.

"Waste recycling!" Hao Gaoxin waved his hand and said, "You are busy first, I'll go and see other ...... first."

The evil spirit almost stopped crying, you numbness, you are so easy to be a doctor.

Lao Tzu doesn't believe in evil, today it depends on whether you are crazy or not!

Bai Xiaochuan didn't care about the body of the man on the bed, and muttered, "It's time to go out and have a look!" ”

Just leave the emergency room.

In the heart of the evil spirit, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by.

But forget it, these guys don't know what to do with doctors at all, specially.

After Bai Xiaochuan left, the man gritted his teeth and asked you to cut Lao Tzu's intestines, and let you shoot Lao Tzu with bricks, this time you must be killed.

The illusion is closely related to himself, and he is hurt in it, although he will not really die, but his cultivation will also be damaged.

I was thinking that a traumatic bleeding was not just hemostasis sutures or something, but I knew that people came over without saying a word, and gave myself a pair of scissors, and there was no one else.

As soon as he stood up, he immediately covered his face!

Nub, my face hurts, this brick, the dog said that he used the strength of milk......

By the way, it seems that there are a few more, tossing together.

Thinking of this, the man covered his face and slowly disappeared in the ward.

After Bai Xiaochuan came out, he walked around.

Not to mention, this hospital is realistic.

As he was walking, he heard someone shouting, "Get out of the way......

Hey, it's Dasha's voice!

He looked at the other end of the corridor, and sure enough, it was Dasha and Ersil, and the two of them were pushing a wheelchair and running towards this side quickly.

Seeing Bai Xiaochuan said, "Doctor, doctor, take a look at this patient......"

Bai Xiaochuan glanced at it and said, "What symptoms?" Heavy or not heavy......"

Dasha was stunned for a moment and said: "It's not heavy, less than eighty kilograms......"

Bai Xiaochuan: "??? ”

Man: "??? ”

You fart, isn't your comprehension a little invincible, is he asking if Lao Tzu is heavy? He asked if the illness was serious, what did you say was less than eighty kilograms!

The evil spirit almost didn't cry, what kind of people are this guy, none of them take the normal route.

In the end, I will fix you, or you will fix me, if it goes on like this, Lao Tzu will go crazy.

Bai Xiaochuan almost didn't laugh, Lao Tie had nothing wrong with his answer.

Don't you understand, we are stupid and stupid.

"Doctor, my chest hurts!" The man decided not to bother with the two fools and moved on to the next step.

"Chest pain?" Bai Xiaochuan said: "Push to make a chest X-ray ......"

Dasha and Ersil are very obedient, and they are about to leave when they push.

The man hurriedly grabbed Bai Xiaochuan and said, "Doctor, how much does it cost to do chest pain......

Bai Xiaochuan said: "800! ”

"Damn, it's so expensive!" The man seemed to be shocked and said, "Your hospital is too dark, it costs eight hundred to do a chest X-ray, so it's better to let me die!" ”

"I can't spend a few dollars until I'm dead!"

Bai Xiaochuan pondered for a moment and said, "If you die, it will take about 20 slots to deal with......"

I'm called Nima!

The evil spirits really can't bear it, what are you all pretending to be in your heads, and all of you don't answer the question, how dark your hearts are.

The evil spirits are powerless to complain, it's all right!

I've never met such a non-scoreless human being, how did you survive in the ghost domain.

No, just like you guys, you deserve to be beaten to death outside, okay?

It's a miracle that you've survived until now.

"Well, what the hell do you want that?" Bai Xiaochuan asked.

Paralysis, that, I don't even want it!

"Doctor, please, show me, I don't want to die, I want to live to be a hundred years old, and I don't want to spend money......"

, this miser looks quite similar, it's just to embarrass Lao Tzu!

Bai Xiaochuan said: "It's easy to live to be a hundred years old! ”

"Quit drinking!"

"I never drink!"

"Not close to women!"

"You see what the hell I look like, and no woman likes it!"

"Good, eat less meat at the last point!"

"I'm only a vegetarian, the meat is too expensive, I can't bear to ......"

"Why, you don't do anything, so why do you have to live for so long? Died early and clean......"

After speaking, Bai Xiaochuan waved his hand and said, "Send it directly to the crematorium, there is a need for rescue......

My name is Nima......