Chapter 43: Bilbo's heart is full of anger
By the time Bilbo had finally dragged the big bag full of food into the kitchen and had taken care of it, it was already noon.
Bilbo wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and although he was tired, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
With such hospitality, those two humans should have fled without shame, right?
When the time comes, I will pretend to keep them, and when they say they want to leave, I will really let them go.
Hahahaha!
The smile on Bilbo's lips grew brighter and brighter.
"Laughing at what?"
Maple appeared behind Bilbo with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face.
Bilbo clutched his heart and exclaimed, "Mr. Diedy! You, when did you come. ”
Xu Feng smiled: "I just woke up and felt a little hungry, so I came to the kitchen to take a look, but I didn't expect to see you laughing at a bunch of dishes, you just laugh like this, can they cook themselves by themselves?" ”
Bilbo was ashamed, "I'm sorry, Mr. Diedy. ”
Xu Feng gently patted Bilbo's immature shoulder, "It's okay, I forgive you, hurry up and cook." Also, you can just call me daddy without calling me sir. ”
"Yes, Diedy." Bilbo said.
Xu Feng walked out of the kitchen with his hands behind his back, picked up the newspaper that Bilbo hadn't read, sat on the soft sofa, and read it boredly.
Bilbo is busy preparing meals for his guests.
But as soon as he prepared for a while, he frowned and was stunned.
What are you doing, Bilbo Baggins!
You're the master here!
You've always despised the warmth and politeness of hobbits!
How can you really be so enthusiastic when facing guests!
That's not right!
Bilbo's heart was filled with rage, and he peeled off an onion fiercely.
With this anger in mind, he worked in the kitchen for an hour before bringing the prepared meal to the table.
Xu Feng put down the newspaper, looked at the various kinds of meals on the table, and nodded with satisfaction, "The hobbit hospitality is really not blown!" ”
Bilbo suppressed the anger in his heart, waiting for Xu Feng to say something like embarrassing.
Xu Feng picked up the knife and fork and prepared to eat.
Bilbo's heart is full of rage!
Xu Feng suddenly stopped again, as if he felt that this was wrong.
The corners of Bilbo's mouth rose slightly.
Xu Feng put down his knife and fork, cleared his throat and shouted, "Iron hammer!" Time to eat! ”
The lazy voice of the hammer came from the back room, "Got it! ”
After a while, Hammer came out sleepy-eyed, yawned, and sat down at the table, "Bilbo, is it eye-catching?" ”
"Huh?" Bilbo was stunned.
"What about Mirinda? What about Sprite? Farmer, you always have it, right? ”
"Oh!" Bilbo hurriedly said, "I do have a lot of farmers, but they all grow tobacco for me in the South District." ”
Hammer sighed, "Well, there's nothing, forget it, give me a glass of apple sparkling wine to make do." ”
Apple sparkling wine! Make do!
Bilbo's heart was full of anger, and he smiled and said, "Yes, I'll get it for you." ”
"Give me a drink too!" Xu Feng said.
"Yes, yes."
Bilbo brought the apple sparkling wine that he had treasured for many years, and poured a glass for both Maple and Hammer.
Xu Feng tasted it, and then nodded, "Well, yes, it's just not interesting." Bilbo, don't stand still, come and eat together! ”
Hammer also said, "Yes, you're welcome, just like you're in your own home." ”
This was originally my home! My home!
Bilbo's heart is full of rage!
He'd never seen such a brazen guest!
He decided that he couldn't put up with these two guys anymore! He's going to expel them!
That's right! He is the owner of this house, and he has this right!
Bilbo was pulled to his seat by Maple and tucked into two slender wooden sticks.
"What is this?" Bilbo looked at Xu Feng suspiciously.
Xu Feng smiled: "This is called chopsticks, which is much more convenient than your knife and fork, you see, with such a clamp with one hand, you can put the meat in your mouth." ”
Bilbo tried, but found that his fingers were completely unresponsive.
Iron Hammer smiled: "It's very simple, like this, and then like this, with this as the fulcrum, using the principle of double leverage, such a clamp is fine." ”
Bilbo looked at it carefully, his eyes were clear, but his hands were not learned at all.
After a few more attempts, he threw his chopsticks on the table, "What's the use?" I can use a knife and fork. ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Now you don't think it's useful, when your civilization develops to the point where you have a mobile phone and tablet, you will feel useful." The knife and fork have two hands, and when the time comes, will you tap the phone with your nose? Chopsticks can be operated with one hand, so that thousands of years from now, children and grandchildren will be able to play with their mobile phones while eating. ”
Flutter!
Hammer couldn't help but laugh.
Bilbo looked confused, he could understand every word Xu Feng said, but together, he couldn't understand it at all.
What mobile phones?
Can you still play while eating?
No, my focus shouldn't be on chopsticks and mobile phones!
I should unleash my anger and kick out this shameless guest!
Bilbo was about to open his mouth, and Xu Feng handed the chopsticks back to Bilbo's hand, and taught Bilbo how to use the chopsticks.
"Bilbo, you are so considerate to us, we have nothing to reciprocate for you, just teach you to learn to use chopsticks, you may not think there is any use now, but after using it, you will realize that the most convenient tools in the world are these two chopsticks."
Bilbo was stunned, and his heart was faintly moved.
No!
I can't be moved!
I'm touched by a yarn!
Think about how much of my stock they ate up! My heart is full of anger!
Bilbo took a deep breath, "...... Thank you! Diedy! ”
Xu Feng smiled: "You're welcome, come, let's have some food-ah." ”
As he spoke, Xu Feng held Bilbo's hand, as if teaching his own son, and taught Bilbo to use chopsticks hand in hand.
The hobbits have small hands, but they are extremely nimble, after all, planting is one of their talents, so after a few minutes of teaching, Bilbo basically learned it.
Bilbo said in surprise: "Wow, this thing called chopsticks is really easy to use!" Who's coming up with this? Haha, when you go out in the future, you don't need to bring a knife and fork! ”
Xu Feng smiled: "This skill is good, right?" ”
Bilbo nodded seriously, "Not bad, really good." ”
He originally wanted to give an eviction order to Xu Feng and Iron Hammer, but after learning a skill from others, Bilbo felt that it seemed wrong to drive people away like this.
In that case...... Then wait until the next meal!
Bill Boxing hurriedly tried to eat with chopsticks.