Chapter 1145: The chattering Tang Seng
A few days later, Shao Yitian was still sleeping at home, the lemon phone rang, and when he heard the sound of the lemon phone, Shao Yitian immediately came to his senses and hurriedly got up to answer it.
"Hey, Xiao Shao. I'm Brother Jie, where are you, we have come down to the mortal world. Zhu Bajie's voice came from the other end of the phone.
I'll go, Zhu Bajie and they really came to the mortal world.
"Brother Jie, where are you? I'll pick you up. Shao Yitian asked.
Zhu Bajie said: "When I first came to the mortal world, I don't know where this is, but now I think that the world has undergone earth-shaking changes from when we learned the scriptures, and I don't know where this is." Wait a minute, we'll find someone to ask and call you. ”
"Okay, Brother Jie. Shao Yitian hurriedly nodded and said, "By the way, Brother Jie, how many of you came down this time?"
Zhu Bajie said: "I, the master and Brother Monkey." Zhu Bajie said.
"Xiao Shao, I'm Brother Monkey, hello!" came Brother Monkey's voice on the other end of the phone.
"Hello Brother Monkey. Shao Yitian smiled and said hello to Brother Monkey.
Shao Yitian estimated that Brother Monkey and they must have lived in their own home, and with Brother Monkey, the king of mischief, the family will definitely not be peaceful.
Last time, Brother Bing and the Howling Sky Dog lived at home for a while, and the family was a bit chaotic, and now Brother Monkey and the three of them are coming, and they don't know what to do with the house.
Alas, no matter how many Brother Monkey came to the mortal world, they naturally wanted to do their best to be the landlord.
It didn't take long for Zhu Bajie's phone to call and tell Shao Yitian that they were in Guancheng.
Isn't Guancheng next door to Pengcheng? And there are a lot of girls in Guancheng, will Zhu Bajie go in to spend it?
"Where are you in Guancheng, I'll come and pick you up. Shao Yitian asked.
"Xiao Shao, I don't know where this is?" Zhu Bajie said.
"Brother Jie, take a look at any landmark buildings nearby, and if there are any, tell me, and I will rush over immediately. Shao Yitian asked.
Zhu Bajie glanced around, and then said, "Xiao Shao." There is a big hotel called Taizi nearby. ”
Taizi Hotel, that is the largest hotel in Guancheng, is very famous, it is said that the young ladies inside are all beautiful do not want to.
"Wait, I'll come over now!" Shao Yitian hung up the phone after speaking.
Afterwards, Shao Yitian brushed his teeth and washed his face, then said to Liu Sihan and them, and went out.
When Shao Yitian landed at the door of the Taizi Hotel, he looked around and found no trace of the monkey buddy, and immediately took out his mobile phone to ask where the monkey buddy was.
"Brother Monkey, where are you?" After the phone was connected, Shao Yitian immediately asked.
said that he was waiting here, why did he disappear, these guys are too unreliable.
Brother Monkey said: "Xiao Shao, my master said that I chanted and meditated every day in the west, and my waist was a little uncomfortable, so we went to the Taizi Hotel for a massage." ”
In the TV series, Tang Seng doesn't let the female goblin touch it, why did Nima go to the hotel for a massage as soon as he got out of the mortal world, is the TV series a lie?
"How long will it take, I'll be waiting for you at the door. Shao Yitian asked.
Brother Monkey said: "We just came in, or Xiao Shao, you can come in and get one, it's very comfortable, oops, comfortable!"
Shao Yitian said: "Forget it, I don't need it, you can enjoy it, I'll wait for you outside early." ”
Although it is said that the young ladies of the Taizi Hotel are all beautiful and fragrant, they all need diplomas and diplomas, and they must be learned. But Shao Yitian is not interested in them at all, compared with his own daughters, those rouge vulgar fans in the Taizi Hotel are not worth mentioning at all.
About half an hour, Shao Yitian was a little anxious when he saw that the three of them hadn't come out yet, didn't these three guys know that they were waiting for them outside?
Just when Shao Yitian was about to make another call to Sun Wukong, he heard a noise coming from the Taizi Hotel.
Shao Yitian listened carefully, and the noise was Brother Monkey, Brother Jie, and another man arguing with the hotel staff.
It's not good, it must have been a conflict between Brother Monkey and the staff of the hotel, and Shao Yitian immediately ran into the hotel.
But as soon as he arrived at the door of the hotel, he was stopped by the security guard and asked Shao Yitian what he was doing, who made Shao Yitian run too fast, not like he was going to consume.
Shao Yitian pushed away the hands of the two security guards and said, "I'm here to save your hotel." ”
After saying that, Shao Yitian ran in, and the two security guards couldn't stop him at all. Just kidding, if you provoke Brother Monkey and them, the hotel will be finished immediately.
When the hotel security guard saw Shao Yitian running in, he immediately chased after him and shouted, "Sir, sir, you can't go in." ”
Shao Yitian had already forgotten the staircase and ran over, the two security guards were people who trained every day, thinking, you can run the stairs and outrun the two of us, you kid is dead.
However, after running eight floors, the two security guards were dumbfounded, because the two of them were already out of breath, and Shao Yitian had long since disappeared.
The two security guards glanced at each other, is this a demon?
Shao Yitian ran up to the tenth floor in one go, only to see Sun Wukong and the three of them confronting a group of security guards.
The security guard at the hotel looked like a bad comer, as if he was ready to do anything at any time.
"Amitabha, donors, the poor monk chants and meditates every day to pray for the blessings of the common people in the world, the body is a little weak, come to massage and relax, but you still have to receive the money of the poor monks, UU reading books .et really shouldn't be, the poor monks are also praying for you to make it like this. So, you should give the poor monk a free massage. Tang Seng said.
When Shao Yitian heard this, he saw Tang Seng shaving a bald head, looking handsome, a very handsome guy, although he had a bare and bald head, it definitely did not affect his handsomeness.
If Tang Seng has a little hair, he is so handsome that he has no friends, and his white skin makes women jealous, and he is definitely a sought-after item that those rich women are vying for.
"Let your mother shit, don't pretend to be a fake monk in front of me, don't you look like a little white face, Lao Tzu won't dare to do anything to you, if you don't give money, Lao Tzu will arrest you and serve those rich women, I think they will be very happy." One of the hotel's managers said loudly.
"Amitabha, this benefactor, the poor monk has made it very clear that the reason why the poor monk wants to come to massage is because of back pain, and the reason why he has back pain is completely to pray for your blessings, so if you want to collect money from poor monks, it is your fault. Tang monk Rory said in a wordy manner.
Shao Yitian, who came over, heard Tang Seng's words, his head was big, this Tang Seng was simply a chatter, I really pity Brother Monkey, I have followed Tang Seng for so many years, it is estimated that my ears are calloused.